*checks steam library*

*checks steam library*
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i-i was gonna buy fallout 4 i swear i just

I don't have any money todd I'm sorry!

You aren't half the man you used to be, Todd. Sell out.

Please don't look at my steam wallet, Tom.

HAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUU TODD. I BOUGHT YOUR SHITTY GAME OFF A SHADY RUSSIAN CD KEYS SITE. SUCK MY DICK YOU FAGGOT. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

someone give me a quick rundown on this angry man

Alright Todd calm down man, I'm just waiting for a sale man, money's been tight ya know?

This man will transcend heaven and hell for your money. Shield your manpurse well, user.

Or should we say a quarter of the man you used to be

Todd Howard? Is that you?

Todd, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Todd Howard. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Todd, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Bethesda, Todd Howard, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Todd, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Todd, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

you just won half a billion dollars you cunt. tes6 better be fucking godlike, I ain't taking this shit no more.

This has gotten really faggy.

B-but I have Fallout: New Vegas! Surely that counts!

No reason to be angry here, Todd. Already got Oblivion GotY, Morrowind GotY, Skyrim with all DLC, Skyrim special edition, Fallout 3 GotY, FNV with all DLC, Fallout 4 with season pass, Dishonored with all DLC, Dishonored 2, and Doom 2016.

And Brink, and Hunted, and Call of Cthulhu, and Rogue Warrior, and Fallout 1 2 and Tactics, and Rage, and Wolfenstein New Order and Old Blood, and Doom 3 both normal and BFG. I got your back Todd.

Not everyone enjoys your games, grow up Todd.

*checks utorrent library*

I-it just needs a new engine Todd, please!

I actually don't have a single Beth published game in my steam library. I refunded the latest Doom game too.

I actually don't believe they can make a new engine. Elder Scrolls VI will have TotallyNotGamebryo.

I'm gonna seed it too

Stop right there! You need to pay for that!

What do you think you're doing?

PLEASE TODD NO I OWN IS ON PS4 I SWEAR I OWN IT ON PS FOOOOOOOUR

I pay for it by seeding it later

getting my free copy of fallout 4 my good man

>just downloaded patches and dlc for my pirated copy of fallout 4

So your buying a switch right Sup Forums ?

Yes but not to play a six year old game, Todd.

I even bought an SSD to play Fallout 4.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He can't keep getting away with this.
He just... he just can't.

Although i've beaten and replayed your game to hell, I need a new storage drive, Todd. Gimme some time.

>not having The Elder Scrolls: Online

Hey man fuck you, I already fell for your trap once.

Fucking Brink

Quick rundown on the Todganoffs
>Valve execs bow to Todganoffs
>In contact with Iwata
>Possess console-like abilities
>Control E3 with an iron but fair fist
>Own publishers & developers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Atari blood line
>Will bankroll the first 4D videogames (Todgangrad will be be the first virtual game)
>Own 99% of game engine research facilities on Earth
>They own Todgabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Toddabots inside you right now
>The Todganoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Kojima and Gabe, forwarding the word of Games to the Humn World. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Matpat (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Vatican leader's first trip to Bethesda in history literally a few days later to the Todganoff bunker.
>They learned fluent programming in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'Tod Bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>Nation states entrust their game reserves with the twins. There's no games in Ft. Sony, only Ft. Todganoff
>the big red phone in Square Enix HQ is a direct line to the Todganoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Tetsuya Nomura. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

are you fucking serious

*shows up at your doorstep*

>look through peephole of front door
>walk away

did you buy them?

I-I-I swear I was only going to check it then buy it, thats all!

Yes Mister Todd, we've bought all your high quality products! We love them

Your voiced protagonist caused me to stop watching the debut trailer. Why on earth would I buy your game? Why would I even play it?

Also, what is Steam, anyway?

Hmmmm......

For some reason, I feel like... pirating Fallout 4 right now...

I-is 240 hours in Fallout 4 not enough?
Far Harbour w-was great but Nuka World was kind of shit.

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I HATE NEWSPAPERS

it's okay Todd don't cry, I bought your game on PlayStation

youtube.com/watch?v=WrQs9ugQiOA
youtube.com/watch?v=jVyjRhSX92E
What did he mean by this?

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I pirated Fallout 4 two hours before it released and I stopped playing it one hour before it released. That's how shit it was.

God damned tod posting still makes me laugh. This site has ruined my sense of humor

Don't you remember, Todd? You gave me Skyrim Special Edition for free! I didn't pirate it I swear! Todd please put the gun down, be reasonable!

what are gonna do about it fag? spam me with image macros?

>Todd will never shitpost on your thread
Why live ?

HATE BUYING

what mod

>tfw bought Brink at release

What? I have Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas

I GOT FEW MINUTES TO BROWSE

Absolute madman.

>neck seam

>5/18

wtf month is 18, fake as shit

>tfw I actually don't have any Bethesda games in my Steam library

Oh shit, what do I do ?!

p-please calm down mr. howard!

i'm playing fallout new vegas right at the moment!

oh...

It's May 18th, dumb Americuck shit.

Todd you should check out my torrent list, you'll find a few familiar things in it.

Say New Vegas again, I dare you

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look todd i'm kinda tight on money right now so maybe if you wait a little longer you'd get me to buy your game i swear!

>tfw playing fallout 4 right now
>it gets boring so i alt tab to Sup Forums
>mfw i see the person who made it boring

>I was only pretending!

No, you weren't, American retard.

I'm gonna buy your game for the Switch, Todd. I'm gonna free you from your tomb.

cool

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I want refund for Fallout New Vegas. It is a boring piece of shit.

It is barely visible user

doesn't FO4 have texblend or whatever?
use it

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W-wait Todd-sama I got Fallout 4 on PS4 just like you asked!

Please forgive todd-sama i wasn't able to buy the special edition of fallout 4 at every version

alright buddy, you fucking asked for it. I'm sending in Todd Team 6, they'll be there in T(odd) minus 5 minutes. Don't bother running or hiding, the Toddforce 1 is equipped with Toddray vision, and it will find you

Can you send Toad Team 6 instead ?

I already bought one of your games, Todd!

Why all Fallout4 waifus look like whales.

Do players even have some kind of imagination & creativity? All I see are bbw bimbos with ultra wide hipppps

the only people dumb enough to buy the game are desperate hyper fetishists

Well yeah, how else would I have them in my Steam account? Zenimax employee that gets the library for free? I haven't got ESO, as Todd wisely caught.

Todd's actually 45.

Already bought your game and fapped fiercely to the porn mods.

I HAVE FALLOUT 1-4 AND THE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES INCLUDING SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION ™ WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Hey Todd how many times will the new TESO xpac appeal to my Morrowind nostalgia

delete fallout 1, 2, tactics, and new vegas. then buy Brink, NOW

>Americuck

You realize Americans go by Month/Day, right?

kys

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Fallout 4 sucks.

NO YOU MADMAN! STOOOOP!

ok kid let me explain to you. Brink is: FPS, hobby-grade coop campaign, genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports, meta growth, choice + epid Brink heroes!

if you don't like the sound of that I'm going to fucking murder you

I don't like the sound of deleting Fallout 1, 2 and NV.
Not. One. Bit.

sleep with one eye open then, bitch

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