What was the point of this? What the fuck is wrong with this game?

What was the point of this? What the fuck is wrong with this game?

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japanese comedy

I don't know user when I came here I ordered a fresh thread full of chuckles and OC and I got you instead.

Sometimes life hands us opportunities to make miracles out of mistakes.

how anyone is not able to appreciate that is beyond me. Get tested, please.

This is fan fucking tastic. You must be underage.

This is fucking awesome user. What the fuck is your problem

>Here comes my delicious turkey

webms with sound when?

>Japanese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

This is class. I wish this came out on PC too.

That is hilarious.

ITT: weeaboos

It's lame but kinda cute so I don't mind it.

Thinking half the joke got lost in translation but they tried their best.

This is only acceptable if you can take that chicken and have it as a pet in your crib/hideout/whatever.

It becomes a manager in your real estate business. It even has decent stats.

Yeah, that's alright. I accept it.

shit like this is why yakuza is the best game series out there

this is amazing

what happened Sup Forums?

when did games stop realizing they were video games

whys every game gotta be "no fun allowed" these days

Nearly went into Yakuza 0 thinking it was a serious crime game. Glad this has been cleared up.

It's kinda wierd. The mainstory is serious and manly, the side stuff not so much.

Pocket circuit fighter-chan is not for bullying

fun was always allowed in japanese games

Hahaha, no. Yakuza is about having fun.

i need to get this game now. i love chickens!

This.
youtube.com/watch?v=yAyYdKLg6VE

I can tell you that it's bursting with content. I'm like 40 hours in and maybe at 50% completion. It's a fucking nightmare, no matter what you're doing somehow 3 new assholes show up and demand that you do something for them.

That is the purest distillation of Japanese humor possible.

I love Japanese humour so much

alright, this webm convinced me to buy Yakuza

Main story is generally super serious, while Substories range from silly to serious.

Those fucking wattle physics

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that's pretty fucking amazing dude, what's the problem

>nugget
god damned user

Doll girl is cute

>weeb game
WOW JAPANESE HUMOR

>doll girl
THIS IS NOT OKAY

japs r using humor and randomness to look human, sadly its not working, cuz theyre soulless rice parasites

>user tries humour
>he comes over as a retard

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>western game with random humor
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THIS LOL-RANDUMB GARBAGE FUCKING SHIT"

>gook game with random humor
>"Simply amazing... Thank G-d for my 200 IQ to understand this masterpiece of superior wit. The punchline really made me think... Thank you Japan."

This game good as my first yakuza, or should I start with the other ones?

I dominate areas but I don't know how to get people to light my cigarette. How do I do this?

ARE YOU FOR REAL

>implying im attempting humor
gook spotted

Good shit
Too many games take themselves overly serious these days, need more wacky

that's probably got a lot to do with the fact that western "random" humor acts like it's embarrassed by itself and constantly points out how weird and random it is while japanese random humor embraces the weird shit going on and takes it seriously within the confines of the joke.

Fucking this. Weebs only eat up this cringe-y as fuck humor because it's from Japan and don't even realize how retarded they look.

I've always liked how Japanese games balance the wacky and the serious. Like in Silent Hill 2, the game's story is very serious but it also has shit like the dog ending.

I feel like I should play Yakuza now.

I have never played a Yakuza game, is 0 a good starting point since it's a prequel?

Reddit shitters please leave

because western game humor looks like this

Or more specifically, western game humour is referencing a meme that was big during development but had disappeared in the 2 years it took to launch the game.

>japanese "humor"
The amount of shilling in this thread is nauseating.

Yes

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Are there genuinely people who find this shit funny?

LOL! Omg that is so random and funny.

Nugget XD

I'm sorry but that's just lazy and retarded.

Yeah! Games need to be more serious for MATURE gamers like us!. Power to the players!

I loved "The Order" and "Heavy Rain".

Pretty funny

>I am going to enter this thread, see all these replies in which people are clearly enjoying the humor, then ironically ask if anyone finds it funny so everyone will be impressed with how superior my sense of humor must be
Here's some sophisticated western humor for you, try not to lose it in your unwashed neckbeard.

>tfw I was considering buying this game
I thought it was more like Mafia. Good thing I held my wallet shut.

what the fuck was the point of this? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>a weeb calling someone else a neckbeard
Really now? But yeah shame on people for not wanting childish humor in their games.

>not using tomorrow
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah, go buy other games.
Jokes are for children.

What's a chicken going to do with a $3000 salary?

>Having a problem with shitty Japanase humor is the same as having no sense of humor at all
Nice projecting.

Not everyone likes randumbxD weeb humor.

lol its lazy that they went as far as to let you take home the object of that weird scene, and make it one of your managers?

Other companies would just stop at the joke. not do extra work and let you use it for another facet of the game. Your logic is flawed and your penis is tiny.

Not only japs, any asian.

Invest it in a nestegg.

>I will make this argument forever but literally never be able to post an example of sophisticated humor more appropriate for mature individuals such as myself when called out on it

Buy some nice kibble

That fucking chicken earns 3k. Is that per paycheck? I imagine he gets paid biweekly. That fucking chicken makes 72k a year before taxes. He makes more than me!

Fuck you user, that was hilarious.
Now I need a PS4.

I apologize for not having shit taste, senpai.

No everyone has a stick up his ass, yeah.

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It's lazy because they literally couldn't come up with something better than "lol it's a chicken xD" for the joke, you stupid weeb.

Loved Deadly Premonition's humor. Would probably get a kick out of this.

Its the bubble man everyone was making mad dosh

Or just don't read that 30 seconds substory and fuck off.

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Well, he's a MANAGER of a high level yakuza property management office. I'm surprised he's not getting paid more. Probably only gets 3 weeks of vacation and 5 floating holidays.

>I don't appreciate it, therefore it's bad

now i want to play this

the " joke " was lost in translation, don't be an idort.

Now I'm imagining what a Yakuza game would be like if it was directed by swery.

What would that even be like?

>This guy doesn't like my type of humor, that means he doesn't like any humor

but you showed to have shit taste, which is the problem

youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

*Tip*

Actually nothing was lost in translation. They literally use the word "turkey" in Japanese to refer to three strikes in a row, the same as the rest of us. They know this refers to the bird as well. The execution is identical in both languages.

what did you want, louis c.k. to come out and do a monologue about chickens? you moron.

but that's not what he implied you faggot

The people in this bame look too oriental.