Brb smoke break

>brb smoke break

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>brb the baby is crying

>brb gonna eat
>not seen for 2 days
god fucking damnit Adrian

>>brb gotta pack a bowl xD
>kk don't be long
>>lol k gonna go pack the bowl now
>>i'm packing the bowl!
>>the bowl is packed
>>hey did you guys know i smoke the weed? :D

>see you later
>pic related

;_;

>brb bio

Rainbow Six: Siege

>last online: 3 years ago
>still talk to the guy regularly, but he hasn't played video games in 3 years since he became a teacher

>tfw see people bitching about this more than I've ever seen people do this
Where are you finding these awful people

At least he didn't die

>finally playing with that friend that is rarely online
>play for 30 minutes
>brb co worker is calling
>is away for about one hour
>gotta go now user
>mfw

Yeah, let's have the guy be pissy and off his game instead of letting him smoke for 5 minutes.

Fucking assholes

>Enabling an empirically health-threatening addiction

I used to see a few when I played WoW a lot.

Instead of just saying "brb 2 mins" it was always "brb I have to roll some weed lol weed hey guys weed" and had to remind you that they weren't just brbing for anything, it was for weed.

It's not your life, it's his, he can do what he wants

We're doing the same thing by letting you browse this Cantonese cartoon forum all day every day.

>push to talk
>*bong rips*

>push to talk
>coughing or sniffling

>brb cops at my door

>tfw had this happen
>neighbour shot his wife
>they thought he was hiding at my place

>brb vape break

...

>brb fap break
*wet noise*

>*dies*
>XD im so High

Becoming a teacher is a fate worse then death.

>you never kissed her when you had the chance

brb helium tank

Who?

>brb fap break
>Ask if I can join in
>End up camming each other and fapping to porn

>brb dab break
>[blowtorching intensifies]

Smokers are disgusting

>>you never kissed her when it was so blatantly obvious that she was carrying a metric ton of emotional baggage

sure dodged that bullet.

>brb cops

>push to talk
>*vaping noises*

>Friend is offline
>Always last active only a few minutes ago
>But always offline

I didn't want friends anyway.

>you never even had the chance
brb rope

>Literally has to hold down push to talk with foot to use bong with two hands

>smacking sounds in the background along with baby shrieks

>Push to talk
>Eating

>bong rip sound
>is that a juice box?

>wow this guild chat is dead man
>2 low level players: Hey
>no response
>admin logs on
>HEY BRO :P what's up man just us online wanna hang out get on discord man
>low level player asks a question about the game
>no response
>girl logs on
>10 people scramble to say hi

I fucking hate online games

>brb, love you
>I love Emilia

ITS YOUR FUCKING GAME. CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE?

>Crying suddenly stops

>Pugging raid in wow
>Finally find last tank
>"brb smoke break"
MOTHERFUCKER
Intentional or not I still screamed inside

>Push to talk
>You hear the sound of boiling water
>"Dude I'm so high right now"

>*audible pipe smoking*
>*cough* *cough*
>channel is push to talk only

>appearing offline
>am really online

>girl slips that she is married/has a child/ is overweight/is too old/ is a tranny
>gets completely ignored till she leaves

>lol i'm so drunk xD
>brb smoke

>tfw ended a year long relationship two weeks ago

I SHOULDN'T have kissed her.

>12 years old
>Girl holds my hand
>Looks at me in the eyes
>"user..."
>I just walk away

>17 years old
>Girl obviously likes me
>In a room with some friends
>One of them tells her she should kiss me
>She says "not here in front of you guys"
>I just sit there until she leaves

Why am I like this? Why wasn't I aborted? Why was I born? Why doesn't anyone just fucking kill me already?

I fucking hate this shit.

I'm getting to the point where I'm actively just ignoring women now because it makes me feel pathetic to engage them.

Can't help but compare myself to the other faggots.

>WoW
>At least 3 people brb smoke break before every single boss

What are vaping noises?

Why is it that most guys can pretend to be better girls than girls?

Cig breaks are annoying, but weed is worse.
Especially if you're playing OW and they come back unable to follow simple directions. Like:
>Guys! Come on, group up and get behind my shield! We don't need 3 people flanking!
>Dude, chill out
>But you guys insisted on playing competitive, and why are you Sombra!?
>I wanna get gold guns bro, just let me play

On the plus side, this stupid shit is why I'm still within 1000 of them and can even play with them

>brb changing diaper
>brb baby vomited on the rug
>brb baby vomited on me
>brb changing diaper again

boi oh boi

>Memories of MC
>Raid had to come to a standstill after every other boss so the smokers could slowly kill themselves

I'm that friend

I'm sorry, man. Life just demands a lot. It really isn't anything against you

>brb baby is dying

Because they know the image of perfection that you are seeking to soothe your heart

>brb changing diaper
>playing video games with infantilism fags

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>push to talk
>huge farts popping off
>sniffing
>sighing

we were made to suffer

oh considering i'm the dev of the game me and my friends frequently play, i can see that

>brb mom just called me for din-din

I literally have aspergers, so it's hard of me to understand someone's emotions.

But I did have someone who had a thing for me, and I just ignored it.

is this a meme or did you really save hentai from 9gag

>In the middle of raid boss
>Hold on guys, my girlfriend is calling me
>doesn't mute mic
>spends next 20 minutes meandering with his girlfriend about stupid shit

>mum i'm clutchin'

How can you rip a bong. It's made of glass.

>calm down love

Why have fartfags been pushing this meme really hard as of late. Like it's not funny anymore. It was funny when it was a rare occurence but now it's just annoying

>in the middle of a game
>hold on guys I gotta talk to my mom
>next 30 minutes is a long argument about get a job this stop drinking that and then like 5 minutes of sobbing before he gets back like nothing happened

HOW WAS IT AND WHY?

>implying he didn't just talk to himself pretending he has a gf

>last online 47 days ago
h-haha u silly goose

How was what? The relationship?

I ended it because it seems like we were too different in the end, and at the idea of meeting her again I already was annoyed. She managed to piss me off with trivial shit at times too.

She was also awful at video games

>he doesn't wear diapers on raids
like how fucking new are you user?

bullshit if she was trans people would be asking for her feminine penis

>47 days
That's nothing
tfw it's been 900 more days since I made that pic I miss him

yeah man you tell him, I remember when I was a fucking scrub who still used pee-pee bottles
I made the upgrade to diapies and it's a whole new world

>that middle eastern friend who had to leave your game session because he says he can hear gunfire outside
>i must go now my friend
>last online 2 years ago

>"I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC MOM!"
>He pressed the talk button reflexively

>only 1016

...

>After those 20 minutes of talking he finally hangs up
>5 minutes later his girlfriend calls again and start talking again for other fucking 20 minutes

>chatting on omegle
>meet an Iranian
>"oh no it's another raid again :/"
>he's seriously fucking talking to me while jihadis raid his village

>Push to talk
>Random loud nigra screams

>Iranian
umf I meant Iraqi

>You can actually imagine how the guy smells by just judging his voice

This is some heavy shit.

That's only Sup Forums.

There's a guy in my guild that does this. It's fucking annoying as shit.

>brb gunna roll a blunt
>another guy in the guild flips his shit and rants about weed
>5 minutes later, the other guy comes back and the two starts arguing
I miss being in MMO guilds.

>Hold on guys, I'm going to get something to eat real quick
>still gone after 30 minutes
What is he doing, hunting his own food?

>you never kissed her when you had the chance
>masturbates once in a while thinking about the moment

haha, fucking losers... ;_;

>fat neckbeard who eats with mic on
>can hear horrible sounds of munching and him swallowing the food

Are FF guilds fun

This is important to know before trying an MMO

Spot on, got a smokerfag friend who does this everytime we're searching for a game.