What game is this?

What game is this?

>you basically fuck a deodorant

why did you post this image my man now i want to die for some reason

It will sell better than the Vita

You wouldn't fuck a handheld would you?

...

>people would rather fuck this thing than me
why even live idk

new game

E D M O N T O N?

London?

nope
and i'm not cute tho, i just think warm flesh would feel better than plastic

Looks like a piece of plastic or other material to simulate a vagina

So sex simulator I guess?

Literally throw yourself at a man
You will get sex.
Women can get all the sex they want guaranteed no matter how ugly

that's what you get for not wearing a fucking belt

gets me every time.

>Women

is an onahole worth it Sup Forums?

sometimes I get the urge to fuck some elf pussy

Then you obviously dont count.

Then you'd be wrong. I happen to be an expert on this topic : some of them can be heated like an electric blanket while others can use something called warm lube. As for the actual feeling, top of the line scientists put hundreds if not thousands of hours into creating shapes specifically contorted to maximize the pleasure. How can "just" a warm hole compare? (Assuming you don't buy cheap shit for 1 time use)

Dolphin vaginas might be better though.

there's no women on the internet just women (male)

it sucks

Not really, they are a pain to clean specially right after cumming and you feel incredibly stupid

but it can't feel anything
right?

>they are a pain to clean
do you live in some ape shithole that doesn't have a dishwasher or hot water?

Does it feel like fucking a real life cunny?

THE SWITCH IS FUCKING DEAD..HAHHAHA

no its a rubber dick stimulator.

you cant fuck the switch.

Real talk, we need a board specific dating service.

/soc/ is fucking weird

>we need a board specific dating service
>on a website that hates 3DPD, normalfags who date, and prefers 2D loli

looks like you threw all the normalfag red flags you had into one post

>implying we can date normal girls after spending 10+ years on this fucking site

We are broken, I need a broken girl

No we dont, there are tons of sites for that crap.

All of the girls would go for a handful of guys they consider cute and the rest of the guys would go full /r9k/

Broken girls are worse than normafag girls

You think you do but you really really really dont want them

You think the girls would understand my need for shitposting at least 4 hours a day on a Egyptian igloo building enthusiast message board?

>real talk lets kill Sup Forums

>sneaking your onahole into the dishwasher
Something about that doesn't seem right

>sneaking
from fucking who? Don't tell me you still live with your parents, underage B&

>he fell for the moving out meme
look at this cuck lmao

We really don't.

just like Real Life!

Then do it when parents are out

NEVER put them in a dishwasher unless you want a melted blob, you wash it with warm water and some hand soap.

Nene version when?

>but it can't feel anything
so it's just like a real woman

loose roastie slut.

Why fuck a fake controller when you can fuck one that actually works?

what?

>he still doesn't have NEETbux for life
>he still doesn't live alone, with enough money every month to pay all the bills including broadband internet and still have enough money for vidya

Custom Maid 3d used to be sold with this controller

Do you not even know what the word "roastie" means?

It's referring to 3DPD women, newfag