Sell me on this

Sell me on this.

Are you a normie? There's your answer

It will land you a Girlfriend if you buy it.

Do you have friends of the female variety? If you do, then you absolutely want to buy this game.

it comes with the console

user...

Don't waste your time.

I'm getting the console day 1 and even I don't want this garbage.

Why didn't they make wario ware instead?

it comes free with the switch

That fucking ((((nose))))

It might be a fun party game.

I can't. It looks like a 5 dollar mobile app and they're trying to sell it for 50 dollars.

It comes with the console, right? Just try it out with some friend and see if it's fun, if you get a wii u.

Is just rebranded Warioware

If you get a switch*

So, I'm curious, what does the Japanese box-art look like? Obviously that one seems to be geared toward people in the US, but Japanese people are pretty xenophobic right? Wouldn't the black person and white people trigger them?

Oh dear oh dear oh dear..

post the webm, you know that one

Oh, I actually don't think it does and there has been quite a big backlash because of it. You need to buy the game separately for like 50 bucks.

It doesn't

The Wii and WiiU didn't do it for me. How is the Switch going to make it any different?

samefag?

pol pls, shouldnt you be out fighting soros or buying new water filters?

Jackbox Party Pack 3 is getting ported, if you need a party game for it, buy that instead.

It has a mandatory social life check before you can play it.

fav game?

quiplash is, and always has been, the best. but the tshirt game is fun too, albeit a little slow and rules heavy.
wish it would show all my great drawings that never got used :(

honestly this desu
but you gotta be in a social setting with others

like a chill with friends sort of thing, not party

should've gotten the bundle

Don't mind me, just reposting this masterpiece some fellow anons made last week or so.

The best thing about this game will be the mosaic thread

I have this gif

the rating is fantastic

I'm thinking Arby's

I can't understand how this game is worth £40. Most of the money that went into developing it was spent on designing the actual controllers (which the customer is already payig a huge amount for when they buy the console). This is pretty much a glorified tech demo like Wii Sports, even Nintendo Land went through the effort of designing mini-games that were based on Nintendo IPs. If they weren't going to make it a pack-in game, they should have just made it a cheap budget game. I honestly can't see many people buying this so you could probably get this game dirt-cheap when stores are trying to clear their stock if you really wanted to try it out.

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100% Triggered < 3 SoW0ZAH is a better title than 1-2-Switch

This.

All those franchises, wasted.

I can't you need friends.

nah. we just all made the same joke

it's exactly the same style as the rating from the "NeverEverMan" picture, pretty sure it's just ripped off of that.

>jewish girl and nigger on the cover

pol you said papa trump would purge america, what the fuck

I hope they port 1 and 2 over as well
I mean, 3 seems alright, but it just doesn't have stuff like fibbage, drawful, that auction game, and earwax

Why should I? It doesn't look very good.

>The Wii didn't

Are you serious dude? My dorm had a Wii in the lobby and it was the perfect thing to get to know girls.

>nog on cover
>wii sports tier shit for 60$

I'm glad I was finally a part of one of these.

It's better in the living room with newbs/casuals, and you can take it on the go. It's like Wii sports, but Wii sports is better, and it's a little bit less casual than Wii sports.