Remembering the time I blared the DMC soundtrack in the school library

>remembering the time I blared the DMC soundtrack in the school library

What are some autistic Sup Forums things you've done

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one time i pulled out my dick and said it was a yoshi tail xD

DMC 1-4 has a good soundtrack anyway

>remembering being beat
I just had to kick his ball and this was over.
Why can't get into past

set the homepage on every computer to www.lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/

Pics or it didn't happen.

gay

Eighth grade English teacher gave us an assignment to write a fictional short story about whatever we wanted. I wrote about gen 1 Pokemon (This was around 1999) except Red was my self insert and the gym leaders and elite four were several of my classmates then read it aloud in front of my entire class.

>be 11 years old
>really mad obsessed with selphie from ff8
>scratch "selphie is sexy" into my desk
>show my friend who i talked about final fantasy with
>"ahahaha you did that yourself faggot"
>"n-no i didn't !"

I walked up to every girl in class and asked them if I could enter their pipe like Mario. Then I got expelled.

oh god

i cringed

...

>wrote Banjo-Kazooie/Myth 2 fanfiction for English class in third grade
>mfw get an A+
>mfw she photocopied it and showed it to the class on the projector as an example on the basics of constructing a story

The protagonist's name was Soulblighter and he was just a humanoid Banjo without a backpack or Kazooie. I'm glad I peaked there because now all my writing consists of is shitty poetry, lyrics, and an unfinished short story about a woman who has a small tree growing out of her stomach.

Also:

>same thing, but in grade 7
>literally copy and paste a book from Oblivion and submit it as my own story
>get a B-

haha

Fresh from today.

one time i made a presentation about yoshi's feet haha

I wonder what they smell like asking for a friend haha

>>same thing, but in grade 7
>>literally copy and paste a book from Oblivion and submit it as my own story

Kek. In 9th grade I wrote about the F-22 Raptor and in my opening paragraph I literally copied the plane description from ace combat 6

>mfw seeing "great introduction!" circled for just the first paragraph

playing fate stay night on the first few weeks of highschool on the library

...

>high school
>get first job as a waiter at a nice catering hall
>pick up this hot new game called hitman: blood money
>emulate agent 47's walk

I now realize I must have looked like a retard with my head tilted sideways and my feet aimed apart like a duck.

>literally copy and paste a book from Oblivion and submit it as my own story
>get a B-
chuckle'd

Explain

Was a neet for 9 months and played so much vanilla WoW that my eyes were constantly red and one of them got infected. So I just wrapped a bandanna over it like Kakashi from Naruto and played like that.

It was fine after 3 days.

>Implying this is bad youtube.com/watch?v=R8I1Hku8GQk

But knowing you autistic shit I bet you blared Taste the Blood or edgy shit like that

I used to play on my PSP in the library with the sound on. I regularly got asked by people to turn the volume off and I'd just turn it down slightly then turn it back up later.

Travelled the whole map on Prophesy of Pendor, Warband mod, taking note of prices in every town in order to trade.

This is the first step, when I have more time I will work on a specific trade route to maximize profit.

Not exactly vidya but I did a presentation on Evangelion for my english class freshman year of high school.

To be fair, I still think it looked pretty cool. I put some effort into it and had this whole backboard with 3D lance of longinus thingies.

Thankfully I realized how much of a fucking faggot I was and reformed before it was too late

wow
what was your fucking problem?

How old were you?

Do the prices not fluctuate?

...

Yes, but I don't know how much since I've played little PoP.

I wanted to get a first impression of global prices and what products were actually less common, region oriented or just worthless when it comes to trading, like fucking pottery.

I did something similar:
>was obsessed with Kingdom Hearts in the early years of High School
>scribbled "buy Kingdom Hearts II" on the bathroom cubicle
>I returned one day later to find that someone had scored out what I had written
>tfw a sense of shame overcame me at the thought that someone had read what I had written

I don't know why I wrote it in the first place, but considering how mentally unstable I was in the early years of HS, I try not to question it.

Pretty much all of highschool was just me being autistic
Had to propose fake bills for government class, my bill was to replace all MBTs in the military with mechs (used Zakus for that one)
Wrote poems about Tribes in English

When I was 10-11 I was in the gifted and talented (ie autist) class for English. I wrote some awful FF7 story for an assignment and my teacher apparently thought it was so good that I should read it out loud, including the fight scene that was resplendent with onomatopoeia

>mfw remembering the number of times I said *chink*and *FWOOSH* for Fire

>scribbled an ad for a online Zelda role-playing group I was part of in a school dictionary

>inked "VICE CITY SUCKS" in my desk as part of a year-long feud with my friend over Vice City and Metroid Prime. Also passed notes of similar effect to said friend which were intercepted and read aloud by the teacher. I hadn't actually played Vice City at this point.

>if you're reading this, Vincent, Prime is still the better game.

>printed out the O RLY owl, taped it to my binder, and made all my classmates sign it

>sat by myself and read the newspaper during lunch period in high school (jesus christ)

I went from blissfully ignorant child to autistic teenage meme man to reclusive failure.

I used to run like Naruto in PE class

Glad I'm the introverted kind of autist, at least people just thought I'm an unsympathetic loner

oh god I did shit like this all the time
rick astley and chocolate rain and all that OG memebase trash

I'm glad I got less autisty when I went through puberty.

>2006, 8th grade
>free day in one of my classes since we didn't have an exam for whatever reason
>bro tier teacher brings in his PS2 and Guitar Hero II to let us play
>he puts it up on the board with the projector
>my turn, I'm fucking great at GH
>I get my ass handed to me mostly due to latency from the projector
>I complain and get mad as hell
>"IT WAS ALL INPUT LAG I'M SERIOUS I WANT A REMATCH"
>teacher lets me calibrate lag and then we play again
>I still fucking lose, turns out I actually suck compared to my opponent
>I just toss the guitar and mumble about "fucking laggy projector..." and then sit in the corner all class

Is this supposed to be trading? Because you can just do one tournament and get 20k.

No one said autistic things lead to productive stuff.

>*chink*

>15 or 16
>played Fukkireta on speakers in computer class over and over
>sang along with a friend
>he was constantly messing up so I corrected him
Fun times.

That one time I played with my 3DS in public. Never again

>Zelda roleplay group
Is it still around, user? I want to join up.

Forgot pic

i wear Mario and Skylanders t-shirts i got for free
does it count?

>6th grade English class
>teacher has us write a story about a personified object
>I write a fucking 8 page long story (it only had to be 5 paragraphs)
>my personified object is a Game Boy Advance SP that goes missing
>but not just any SP, a limited edition Legend of Zelda Triforce Game Boy Advance SP autographed by Shigeru Miyamoto
>classmates had to read it and score it
>one kid writes "Very long and specific"
>another: "very good but I don't know what your object is"

Holy shit this happened to me

>9th grade
>Week long Guitar Hero World Tour tourney
>It's set up in the cafeteria where most of the school eats
>150-ish people watching and I hadn't come out of my shell yet
>Get stuck playing that Paramour song with some Chad
>We're standing next to each other, focusing on the screen so I can't see him
>Think I'll blow him out of the water
>We both FC the song
>He wins by like 1k points

A friend showed me the video of it they took. I was standing ramrod stiff sweating bullets and he was jumping around and thrusting the guitar at me, crotch level. Skipped school for the rest of the week.

>my face singing anime music all the time at my grandmas house

fuck

>Wrote poems about Tribes in English

lol lets hear it

where did you play it user?
I used to do that on 4 hour bus rides to home, autistically hatching pokemon eggs, even with random people sitting right next to me. never really gave a shit

16-17

>be me 16
>high school
>gamecube just came out
>played luigis mansion and fucking adored it
>2d art class
>wrote the mansion floors out of memory cause i beat and played it so much
>qt girl asks what im drawing about
>tell her
>she takes my hard work and crumples my paper
>tell teacher
>i get in trouble for not doing the assignment
Fuck you Sarah you piece of shit i worked hard on that even adding all of the collectible locations

I copied a journal from that lighthouse in Runescape and got an A-

I played with my 3DS in high school next to the girl I liked

That was 4 years ago

You're being paranoid no ones cares

Do you discuss philosophy and PBS like an adult now?

No I just keep my autism to myself

What's with this 3DS meme about being embarrassed to play in public?

>after school detention
>we have to do some busy work on the computer but they let us listen to music on Grooveshark
>I put on songs from the FFX-2 OST because they were stuck in my head
>person next to me isn't wearing headphones and I guess he can hear it since I used the cheap school headphones
>taps me on the shoulder during the middle of Real Emotion in Japanese to see what I was listening to
>turn too fast and the headphones unplug
>"RIARU NA SEKAI NI YURETERU KANJYO MAKETAKUNAIIIIII" blasts across the room
>everyone looks at me and starts laughing
>also the teacher yelled at me and I got another detention
>tfw everyone asked what my "gay Naruto song" was after

I prefer Sunday night HBO

I usually scoff and look down on adults playing videogames with my internal monologue for getting addicted to videogames to the point of playing them in public. I'm sure 85% of people feel that way as well.

What, you think I still have them years later? Because you're right, I do. Here's a sonnet:

Towers do live in lands of war and flight,
Holding in them banners of house and blood,
O'er which meek men will just contest for might,
Leaving corpses to lie alone in mud.

To win by yet of one limpid capture;
Achieve glory given to those of rank;
For when all five may end with bless'd rapture,
Then he with speed does grasp the flag and yank.

Rakers of sand give chase to one of theft
Throughout the hills of this barren wasteland,
And head within safety of those with heft,
And do assist with the success unplanned.

Together now, all caps in quaint conquest,
Ending for now with sportsmanship expressed.

hey man i was wondering. what kind of bird is a chicago blackhawk?

>Have to write a short story in grade 6
>copy and paste halo fanfiction without proof reading
>get high marks
>teacher talks to me afterword because the story had the word "bastard" in it
>act like I didn't see anything wrong with it and he accepted it
>now I feel guilty for plagiarizing realize how cringy the whole story was

Some tripfag named Quentin used to act like playing video games in public was the worst ting ever for some reason.

>We were asked what shows we watched at home in modern studies in second year of high school.
>It's my turn
>I say gamer tv
>I say it so fast and nervously that teacher looks puzzled and shocked
>A guy beside me says "You watch gay tv?"
>I then go beetroot red and have to explain that I said gamer tv a show about video games.

It's funny how we can never forget shit like that.

You deserved that. I listen to 1000 words, Yunas Ballad and Illusions/Phantoms when Im feeling suicidal

I feel no different from my sixteen year old self

>Then he with speed does grasp the flag and yank.

yup. even though all I do is play video games, I still laugh at the retards who bring that shit into the public. Gotta keep that stuff on the low.

>5th grade music class
>assignment was to write a song in sheet music so that the teacher can play it
>everyone just squiggled random shit on the page while I copied the Pokemon theme in piano from the Internet
>everything sounds retarded as fuck except mine which was Mozart in comparison
She put every song but mine up on a poster. 10 year old me is still hurt. Used the excuse that my uncle who is a DJ helped me out.

i used to bring my gamecube to school and play melee alone during lunch

>Gotta keep that stuff on the low.
why are you so insecure about your hobbies

Hey Sup Forums is it odd that I can only recall vague things about my childhood. Anything below 11 is a fucking mess.

Everyone before the age of 50 feels that way

fucking kino

I never thought I would live to see Tribes poetry

I wrote a mario and star wars crossover fanfic in grade 5 with such characters as Yo-baca, Darth Mario and Luigi skywalker. I read through it recently after not seeing it since and I immediately disposed of it

>really relate to Squall as a 9 year old
>teachers think I'm weird as fuck
>let them read game manual from FF8
>had a Tekken 3 advert on the back
>all the teacher wants to talk to me about is how her son like Tekken.

...Whatever.

>be 11
>go to new school
>get into yugioh with nerd friends
>fast forward 2 years
>join peewee football team
>become semi athletic
>cute female classmates start talking to me
>immediately stop playing yugioh
>friends get salty
>get laid that summer

Honestly it wasnt worth it.
Oh wait yes it was

>write Diablo fanfics
>cross breed the story with Pirates of the Caribean
>teacher asks me to read it to the class
>I do.
>Nothing but blank stares and the teachers approval

Being vocal about them publicly is an indicator that a person is a chronic masturbator virgin.

Because adults lied to you when you were a kid and people do judge a book by its cover. Appearances are important and you 100% get judged by other people

Not really vidya related although I'm sure some were, I used to draw horrendously violent comics with my friend in grade 6. Other kids thought they were cool and my teacher found some and just left a letter on our desk that said "nice art! But maybe try drawing something nicer"

Not that bad but kinda stupid. I might have a few lying around

>laid
>13

Yeah sure

I played vidya on my laptop while in class to the point I almost failed. I gave up on keeping up a 3.5GPA my freshman year when I found out the Uni I was going to would take me on my ACT score alone. Also I feigned having problems reading so I could get a "free ride" through a dyslexia scholarship.

>was an asshole in freshman HS year to this one kid that sat at my table
>remeber everyone discussing reddit and shitting on them all by saying "Sup Forums is better because its not a circlejerk fagfest"
>a few weeks later have to have lunch during a diffirent period because I was retarded when it came to math so i had to transfer to the easier class
>since i had the "easier" classes, i never met my old lunch table friends again
>find a new table
>everyone at the new lunch table likes me and thinks im a cool guy despite me never actually trying to be cool or impress anyone, makes me think they are actually all just making fun of me despite the fact the some of them even invited me to go drinking
>continues untill junior year where people somehow figured i was going to shoot up the school because I always seemed good natured and never got fed up with their shit
>math teacher even felt this way
>eventually just stop going to lunch all together, to the point where people from my table go and look for me to ask me to come back to lunch
>never got to appologise to the old table
>can never forget how i brought up Sup Forums in public
videogames

I'm the same, been wondering if something is wrong with me too. I literally can't think of a single story from my childhood.

Makes me wonder, what if I am just a clone or a robot that was programmed to think he was a real human but really I am just some freak experiment.

le get off my board le normie XD REE

Well since youre a dumb weeboposter no wonder you did that

Why does she only have arm stumps?

>grade 2
>everyone has to draw a cow and put a spin on it
>decide to put devil horns and tail and a t-shirt that says "Hell" on it
>get in trouble

Also
>everyone has to draw a poster about a country
>choose Japan
>draw a samurai with made up Japanese characters I said mean Honor and Battle
>mfw the teacher probably knew it was bs but didn't want to embarrass me

>Ending for now with sportsmanship expressed.
Shazbot!Shazbot!Shazbot!Shazbot!Shazbot!Shazbot!Shazbot!

>Hurt the feelings of teachers' imaginary friends
>get in trouble

BURGER LAND

That's not cringe, I drew dicks on everything as a kid and so did everyone else

Well people block traumatic or really embarrassing memories

Are you saying I was raped?