When is Nintendo going to make a good game where the ladies shine?

When is Nintendo going to make a good game where the ladies shine?

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LoK?

Who's the titty monster on the right?

>Super Princess Peach sequel
>Same emotion based powers
>Each girl gets one emotion they are strongest with, does something extra
Would love to see the shitstorm that would result

Pauline, Mario's first love interest. Clearly too sexy for the kids, she gets relegated to Mario vs. Donkey Kong, which hilariously still makes her more relevant than Daisy.

No wonder I didn't know her.

Who else wants a Paper Peach game?

Underage plz go

>Pauline was just "Lady" in the original Donkey Kong
Why'd they flesh her out in DK '94? Just fucking say that's Peach, she used to share the color scheme even

Soon.

Pokemon exists.

As does Fire Emblem.

Then there's Hyrule Warriors.

Nintendo's already done.

3D world did justice to the two mainline girls in that pic.

sauce me my man

This. Those were good times. Two high profile nintendo ladies in a mainline mario adventure and they're both OP.

>that production value in music and gimmick count

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3D World was trash though

>Expecting "Paper Anything" to work since the original creators disappeared from intelligent design

It hurts.

Land was, World's great.

nah, it was good

it wasn't perfect but it was far from garbage

Land is more impressive for a handheld game than World is for a console game.
World was rushed out because Wii U needed games in a desperate way.

played the game at a friend's house first. Made everyone stop like an autist when I saw smol Rosalina. Cute.

>3D world was trash though
>Galaxy 2 team
>Galaxy game design philosophy of introducing concepts carried to higher more refined levels

dissapointing but thanks

If you want to go by DEEPEST LORE, Jumpman was Mario's father and Pauline is actually his mother. The timeline doesnt work with Jumpman actually being Mario since the Donkey Kong that Jumpman fought was actually Cranky Kong and modern Donkey Kong is the one from DKC who is the son of Donkey Kong Jr.

>no Captain Syrup love

She is the best mario slut. Only Wario could satisfy her with his stubby soda can sided cock

>Land is more impressive for a handheld game than World is for a console game.
What because of technical performance or something? This is fucking Mario of all things. World had much funner levels and Land was rehashy as fuck.

felt that way with the mini rosalina toy

They were both rehashy as fuck.
World honestly isn't much of an improvement over Land, I don't know why you people pretend like it is.

>World honestly isn't much of an improvement over Land, I don't know why you people pretend like it is.
So that explains it then. You're just a fucking idiot.

Even with the trailers it was apparent to everyone they were trying as hard as they could to make a 3D Land sequel come off as a Mainline Mario game. If you honestly couldn't see the difference that's just because you lack game design analysis skills.

It's one thing to shit on 3D World and Land and say you don't like the style as both and put them both down, but to directly compare the two and walk away thinking World didn't do jack just lays it all on the table.

Even without looking into the level gimmicks, it's very clear it's a step-up.

World had new power ups, items, bosses and different characters. Land barely added shit even in the case of bosses, lame re imagining of Nes Bowser, Boom Boom, and Pom Pom for the whole game. I guess there's boomerangs as far as new shit, even the music was at least half galaxy soundtrack.

Its a step up but not much of one. Definitely didn't deserve to be its own game.

>Definitely didn't deserve to be its own game.

???

Its like an expansion of Land but in HD.

>Its like an expansion of Land but in HD.

read I think you're an anti sequel fag who thinks everything should be an update.

Not even close. Not even structurally on a level design basis.

What did World even add? The overpowered cat suit? The multiplayer that no one uses and has no place in 3D Mario games? Yawn

And the cherry, and grabbable items like Piranha plant and canon, and characters with different stats, and more than three bosses, and 93 levels not counting Captain Toad, enemy blockades and Mystery boxes.

Are you insane? The levels aren't even similar to Land.

>And the cherry
literally does not change anything significant for the gameplay.

>literally used for weight puzzles and stacking with other powerups to take on a large group.
>not worthy of a mario power up

List is still too big for this to be a fucking update

What a waste of a perfectly good character. I hope she appears in the next Warioland game.

What am I saying, they don't care about this series anymore

Doesn't Peach use her fucking ASS to fight?

The wariorland series was so good. It took a pretty big turn in 4 but that wasnt a bad thing. I gues they exhausted all they could do with this series

and yet they still shit out a new mario game every year

>>literally used for weight puzzles
You're talking about those blocks with "4" written on them? Yeah that's not really a puzzle
>and stacking with other powerups to take on a large group.
If you needed cherries to beat enemies in 3D World you must be a casual of the highest degree.

Power up is a power up. Its not like you needed the flower back in 1. You aren't adding anything to your argument that this game is update tier. In changes the experience as much as most mario Power ups would.

>In changes the experience as much as most mario Power ups would.
No it doesn't, it doesn't add any new movement or attack options. Just forces the player to manage multiple characters.

If you wanna go that road also remember the woman in Donkey Kong is not Pauline.

Which allows the player to cover space simultaneously, collecting items and hitting enemies in different paths and wasting a guy on whatever. Attack options wise the game has cannon box, grababble Pirahna Plant and cat suit dive. There's also the propeller box as far as movement, and the new characters have an effect on ground and ariel movement.

You're just nitpicking a speck of the list here.

Donkey Kong '94 has Mario, Pauline, DK, and DK Jr. The apes seem to age much faster.

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Wait, so Pauline and Lady are two different people?

smash brothers is more about the hot whores