Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?

Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?

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No way pinko!

Can you beat this nonviolently?

Yes.

......... yeah!

Shit!

Sign my petition dammit!

>postal 2 is a good game

Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!

Yes it is

it is if you love exploring, it's overflowing with secret areas that all have loot and gimmicky shit in them. There is even a completely optional, very easy to miss, giant ass fucking secret level right behind your trailer.

I regret nothing

Postal 2 is underrated. I remember Xplay totally shit on this game years ago. I played it recently and I was surprised how challenging it was and how many secret areas there are. You're given a lot of freedom for a game that came in out in 2003.

Yeah there's an achievement to not beat the game and not kill a single person
It's hard and boring as fuck at parts

yes, but to do so you have ti di some impressive ass autistic shit, because there far too many situations where there are loads of NPCs shooting at you no matter what you did.

You just gotta piss on everyone till they puke then run away

>that sewer with a taliban hideout right next to your trailer

That shit was amazing.

Today is the first day of the end of your life.

I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

My grandma can beat this game if she saved as much as you

Ah I need some more of that.

Are you saving again?

more games need to make fun of you for using quick save too much.

I love Portal 2 and it's last expansion to death (Apocalypse Weekend was just inexcusably shit, probably worse than Postal 1&3), but the developers are some of the most annoying egotistical arrogant douches in the game industry.

I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first

In my county, when someone start a sentence by "Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?", he's in fact a fucking eastern european gypsy trying to steal your wallet while you're busy.

France FTW.

That is a rad megadeth shirt

Is Apocalypse Weekend worth playing? I finished the base game and had fun but dropped it for some reason I don't remember

I'd wear it too

It is really tedious and linear, the hospital level made me want to kill myself.

only if you're super interested what happened between Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost. It's linear and just god awfully designed. Worst thing with the Postal name and Postal has some pretty terrible games out there.

>tfw you will never be able to properly play this
postal.wikia.com/wiki/Штопор_ЖжОт

Also it adds stuff depending on what holiday is coming up. Easter adds a bunny boss, October adds spooky skeletons n shit. Games great to replay.

for real? Had no idea, that sounds awesome, never saw any of that shit.

Allow me to show you what you've been missing

youtube.com/watch?v=dHNlY4Csjvg
youtube.com/watch?v=f2ZUjJsBGfo
youtube.com/watch?v=kfufJEdl1rU

can you trigger these by messing with your computer clock?

You can, or you can beat the game on the harder difficulties to unlock and use them in the main game any time

postal.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Events

Postal is the South Park of video games

cheers user, you gave me a reason to replay the game. Does it only work with the basic game? I assume it doesn't work for Paradise Lost, right?

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not nearly as smart as South Park

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You got it. Only works for the Steam version of base game, otherwise known as Postal 2 Complete.

Protip: Catnip and Health Pipes
Not sure how much base game throws at you, but the DLC gives you close to 9 tins by Friday.

youtu.be/lfFT_QZentw

Enhanced mode is really fun with the upgraded shovel. I love flying around the game.

St Paddys day is my favorite.

Chasing those lil leprechauns around and finding the gold

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fucking embarrassing

>unzips dick
>pisses directly upwards

kek, are these from a mod or added to the steam version?

Neither. Those are from the Paradise Lost expansion.

Also, Postal1 will be getting an update "soon."

It's sterile and I like the taste
From Paradise Lost

it's from the last expansion pack. I found those jokes towards Double Fine to be kinda lame, but then again it's Postal, so whatever.

I'm sorry!

Favorite mods?

Week in Paradise

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mfw I tried to do this
>there´s even a fucking achievement for it. >Saved often
>last day, close to ending
>achievement doesn´t pop
>instantly remember that kennel door I kicked open in the mall and probably hurt a doggo
fuck this, I´m not trying again