Switch will be uncomfortable to hold

I don't know, it looks like it's too small for his hands or something, it looks uncomfortable to use for long period of time. I remember trying to play MGS PW on PSP was uncomfortable as fuck (and I fucking enjoyed that game, I tried to bear it as much as possible), but god damn. If this shit is at same levels as that experience, it might not be very fun for long periods of time.

In this image I tried to illustrate how it looks like he's holding the console with only those certain points. It doesn't look like he's holding it enough with pinky or ring finger, instead most seems to be the thumb palm (those 2 circles areas), with combination of side of index fingers and thumbs. It looks like the buttons aren't high enough for there to be way to comfortably hold the controller comfortably, because if you try hold it with ring + pinky and rest the thumb palms, the palm will press those extra 4 buttons/second stick, which would not be a problem if they were higher.

>Switch will be uncomfortable to hold
no it won't, it's the same as holding an iPad mini

I'm not fat though

I mostly agree with you, but most everyone here who's purchasing one (myself included) is just going to leave the thing on a dock and just use either the detached Joy-Cons or a Pro Controller to play.

iPad mini doesn't have buttons though now does it? This one does, and they're in bad places if one wants to hold it comfortably.

By this logic my phone is to small as well.
The game boy was too small
The PSP was too small
The SNES controller was too small
Your dads condom was too small

>The PS4 is in danger from Nintendo Switch

can't be worse than the previous nintendo portables.

Have you held one? NO? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FAGGOT!!

>By this logic my phone is to small as well.
mostly touch screen, you don't game with it with buttons
>game boy was too small
didn't have as many buttons as this, not even close.
>The PSP was too small
Original had very awkward layout. I think vita might eventually got it right, didn't try it
>snes controller was too small
again, really not that many buttons

hey wait a SECOND THE PS4 ISNT IN DANDER FCK YOUU!

Sonyfags in full attack force nearing the launch.

The WiiU gamepad was super cozy to hold, so I doubt this will be much different. The PS3 controllers were painful to use.

I'm sure there's eventually going to be a Switch XL/LL.

>best console for core gamers
lmaaaaaaaoo

>WiiU gamepad was super cozy to hold
not only is this much smaller than WiiU gamepad, the analog sticks are not aligned, and it's too short (like the vertical placement, there's no room to rest without hitting keys)

So it's exactly the same to hold as a 3DS XL.
Meaning it will be a fucking awful experience, I have the 3DS for the fact that it's the most non-ergonomic handheld ever made.
It's top heavy and the edges will keep digging into the palm of your hands, heck most of the painting has worn out because of that.

reee

>, it looks uncomfortable to use for long period of time
Won't be a problem, the console only got 3 hours of battery time anyway

It may sound short time, but doing this shit many times a week will start adding up.

Point taken

What kind of sausage-fingered ham hands do you have for that kind of shit?

Small hands + long fingers master race.

>i've never held a handheld before

I've always had large bony muscular hands.

Have held it and I can say from my experience that OP has autism

Hold your phone and play love live or sonic or some shit and then talk again

Just like all their other dinky shit. It's made for children and / or japs who are fucking tiny.

6 months after selling like shit in round eye country and they'll release an XL version.

it's already pretty big, the size isn't the issue

The Wii U gamepad was trash to hold, it felt like shit.

People said the EXACT same thing about the Wii U pad, so fuck off until it's out.

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That's the point. Open up that wallet for the necessary Pro Controller.

Meanwhile, people more or less forgot about this abortion.

If it bothers me, I'll just buy something like picrelated.

What the heck do you do with your long fingers to be fine holding an XL? I had to get a grip just to have enough bulk to balance it without cramping my ring and pinky finger.

>muscular hands
lol fatass

>Tries to make accurate analysis on the size of a machine
>Analysis is based on a video where there is a fisheye lens being used and the perspective is warped

What an unfortunate oversight

>>Analysis is based on a video where there is a fisheye lens being used and the perspective is warped

Yes , but it's not warping only the hands, it's also warping the console, so the context is the same when ratio is the same, hands don't warp without console following.

The edges of the 3DS are round. They won't dig into anything.

Shit. This is why I hate Vita and 3DS. The latter only becomes comfortable with the circle pad add-on

B-But I can j-just detach and play laying in a couch
I-It relieves tension...

So why do my palms keep digging into it and why is the painting mostly torn off because of the said digging in?

Don't goad Nintendo.

I have

It's pretty uncomfortable for a big handed guy

Because either you're fat or you're holding it too tightly.

>you're holding it too tightly

Which is something you have to do because of the ergonomics, weight distribution of the device and how the buttons are laid out.

Do you think they'll be comfortable to shove up my ass?
Pre ordered just so I could be the first person to put an entire joycon into my ass

>"Portable" so bulky Nintendo fans have to resort to this to make their system portable
Sad!

>Switch will be uncomfortable to hold

Sonyggers lower themselves to a whole new level of shitposting.

The desperation is real.

If the joycon has good vibration, maybe you could stimulate prostate or something, dunno

Keep the wrist strap out so you don't need to go ER to remove it.

I don't know what to tell you: I've used mine for hours on end without problems. Most of the weight gets absorbed by your pointing finger and the bulk of your hand.

Oh and before you try to call me a Nintendrone: I prefer the Vita over the 3DS and don't want to retake a picture.

>getting so mad at a youtube video that logically explains why PC + Switch will be the new enthusiast tier choice, that you gotta shitpost a totally unrelated thing
wew lad

>Switch will be uncomfortable to hold

Fucking child. I literally played with pic related for countless hours when I was your age.

Goddamn kids don't know they're born.

you just have awful taste

This
In all ways possible

Clorica is still the best girl in that game. To be fair, Forte is a close 2nd.

I'm not going to.
Besides I also prefer Vita over 3DS mostly because of the ergonomics and battery life.

What was the logic here with this design? Anyone ever play with this thing? Looks like a bike handlebar.

>Clorica
>Not Dolce
faggot

It's kinda like how I hold my vita at fist glance. I think I could work it out.

It's sony's retarded version of this.

Nice meme reply, son.

>Dolce
What the fuck? Fuck you, Amber or bust

>shit tier gaming experience
>"enthusiast tier"
I could ask you to pick one..

>want graphics
>play on PC
>want to give up graphics for console ease
>play on PS4 or Switch
>Switch is portable though, so you can play anywhere
>PS4 is just a weaker PC

Jesus, just how fucking desperate are you people?

Fuck off blunty

What sets PS4 apart from PC are some of the exclusives, and no there are some that will never land on PC. Yakuza 0 is good enough reason I could almost buy PS4 Pro for.

I'm old and I have skinny long fingers. Spending more than 30 mins at a time on the 3ds makes my wrists go numb and tingly. Seriously hate the fuckin thing.

>exclusives
You keep losing more and more of those every passing day

>Yakuza 0 is good enough reason I could almost buy PS4 Pro for.
>PS4 Pro
>Pro
Spotted the shill

>oww my hands

lmao just when you think sonyggers can't possibly sink to a new low. What next? The neon joy-cons are too bright and hurt your eyes?

fuck off Blunty

>patrick stewart is playing a piece of shit in a movie about emojis
what timeline is this

>exclusives
>PC
I doubt you're playing them? Because I am. And no I don't have a PS4 yet if that's what you assumed.

The one where Sony fans swallow literally shit

>doesn't have ps4 yet
>would buy slim over pro
how do I know you're full retard?

>spending $400 for 5 extra frames

Not for manlets.

>PS4 in danger from switch
>best console for core gamers

:thinking:

>He thinks there wont be PS4 Pro only games down the line when Microsoft decides to go down that road with their scorpio
How naive

>thinking all those games won't also be on PC
how naive

>1,2,switch is the only game
>ps4 doesn't have shovelware

>only core gamers can truly appreciate 1 2 switch

Oh yeah I forgot about the zelda game that's also coming on the wii u. The switch does absolutely nothing for the """core gamer"""

I got to try it last month, it's comfortable to hold.

If they're exclusive, why would they be? They're just better looking exclusives. Right now both scorpio and Pro have to play games that are designed for slower hardware, but that may change down the line when they will start designing games for Pro and Scorpio. Whether they will run on base models or not, idk, but Scorpio should be pretty powerful to be almost next gen console.

>only core gamers can truly appreciate 1 2 switch
i never said that you dumb fuck

>exclusives
Don't exist anymore bro, unless you're talking about Nintendo consoles

Why do people complain about 1 2 switch?
And don't say price. This shit pays itself off when you think about how much fun it'll be at parties

Well I know that video game nut heads like myself would be absolutely enthralled by 1 2 switch.

>He thinks people that will own Nintendo's shittiest console will be having parties

Yakuza 0 and the upcoming new yakuza game are exclusive, and I'm sure there's plenty more other games to come. I don't play multiplat games on PC, I play exclusives or exclusive indie, but there's been a big shortage of exclusive AAA for PC, whilst consoles seem to have their fare share of either shared console games or platform exclusive.

you're literally the only retard talking about it, even nintendrones don't care

>RF4 is the only good 3DS game
Lies.
That's the exact reason why I sold my XL to get a N3DS. It's still top-heavy.

I will be