Decide to try a moba to meet vidya-playing friends

>decide to try a moba to meet vidya-playing friends
>dump a few hundred hours into DOTA 2
>have below 1k MMR and never progressed since
Am I retarded?

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Nah op, it takes time and some ef-
>Sub 1k
user....

Not OP but I have more hours than mmr.

>below 1k MMR
uhh huh

post your dotabuff

Is she a twich whore?

Just research which heroes are overpowered and main a few of them. You can learn what other ones do by proxy and reading inbetween queue times. There's also a "meta" present, so hardly all the heroes are played most of the time, so you won't have to waste too much of your time.

But yeah, just main the same hero every game and read up on mechanics and you'll get good.

>decide to try a moba

yes you're are

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I could see someone being 900 MMR with maybe 200 hours

If you mean like 700 hours then you have a problem. Find a friend who's at least 4k and have them coach you. The mistakes you must be making must be very obvious and therefore easy to correct.

shes not whore you fucking prick

>drowfags
at least you have a nice 2k friend to carry you

>521 solo
>396 party
What the fug? What mmr did you start with? Also play different heroes you fuckwad, hit that random button and learn something. Yes, even if you land on the legendary meepo or invoker

I started with 200.

Just give up and pick up Heroes of the Storm. It's far more casual friendly and forgiving. It also has better waifus.

>gaymer grill twitch streamer xd
>not whore
pick one

Well at least you're climbing? It's not easy to gain mmr. I'd suggest getting better, look up some guides and then making a new account to at least get around 2k. I'm actually baffled how you even got 200, that should be impossible. I've seen literal retards get 2k how in the fuck

that midriff is one angry forum post away from being removed blizzdrone

Don't worry, there's more.

gosh, they can't even do monster girls right

I'm 4k in dota but silver in overwatch. shit happens.

you're not retarded, you just made a habit out of being bad because you never took a step back and thought about how playing well actually works. you're basically fucked. once you grow those neurons, they're hard to fix. it's much easier to grow them right from scratch.

You are exceptionally bad at studying, learning from past experiences, and performing under pressure. These are all things that can be fixed.

I should go write one right now and ruin his fun.