Nintendo marketing really has zero self-awareness

Nintendo marketing really has zero self-awareness.

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They seem pretty self-aware that their games are for kids and manchildren.

who you calling a manchild?

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It would be actually fun if 1-2 switch had a customization feature for silly mods. Knowing Nintendo it will never happen.

what the fuck is this shit?
guess how many balls there are determined by the HD rumble?
how many fucking mini-games does this damn thing have, they all seem really grasping for ideas.

youtube.com/watch?v=ydoBmnrleoE

enjoy the show, it'll be the source of many memes to come.

did they?

is this real?

>literally a mini-game about about rotating controllers at specific degrees
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>wizard battles
Trying to get the /r9k/ audience I see

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>that raising a baby minigame
what the fuck are these people thinking?

just why

>He says as he posts on a board dedicated to children's toys

>zero self-awareness

They knew if they could make something ridiculous that'd get shitposted a million times over, they'd get people talking

As usual you're the one with zero self-awareness user

If this as reskinned as warioware then you'd understand but normal people wouldn't. As a "zany party trick" it will get a wider audience

Is there an English version? I want to hear them explain what each of these "games" actually is

The marketing is working dumbfuck, you're talking about it aren't you? Even if it's unintentional, the fact that you made this post and are exposing the switch to more people means it's marketing has been successful

Who the fuck is going to spend money on this?

Should have been a pack-in.

I would just set the controller down on a ledge and clap my hands in front of it. 2ez

>They knew if they could make something ridiculous that'd get shitposted a million times over, they'd get people talking
Talk about lack of self awareness. Protip: no one cares about Sup Forums except people on Sup Forums

DELETE THIS NOW

>clap my hands in front of it
Guaranteed hit in Burgerland.

>american level
>everyone starts clapping

>the fucking acting

>"Okay let's do a couple more takes, try to look a bit more enthusiastic this time. Aaaand... action!"

This is why they fucking lose. What the fuck are they thinking?

nintendo was always a console for kids and normies with friends and family. just because a bunch of neckbeards bought it as well theyre not the main audience

When did I mention Sup Forums, little boy?

Finally, video games without video.

Those have only existed since the dawn of time and all through recorded history.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

The screen is so tiny, let alone for multiplayer games. I just dont know how they are letting this slide

yeah I mean all these minigames can be abused to hell. Like the "strike a pose" minigame, just take you joycon and throw it on the couch - have fun imitating that movement, cunt.

Well, sony already trademarked video games without game

wtf is this fucking real?

No user, you've been in a coma for years WAKE UP

I mean, I get what you're saying. The commercial is obviously aware about trying to be goofy, because that's what the viral videos all do, right?
But from a gamer point of view, all I see is dumb minigames with zero visual feedback from the console, and we all feel reminded of the typical Wii-type "that's fucking bullshit, I waggled my Wiimote into the right direction!" moments.

So not sure if that's all a good thing.

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>video games without video
So, people aren't allowed to post about them here because they're not video games?
Nintoddlers btfo.

fuck even with all these costumes and set pieces it still looks boring as fuck

fucking cringe

>wagglan at breakneck speeds

Oh you never learn nintendo

No, I'm not even inferring that. I'm sure you'll have several minutes of fun with each minigame before you sell it to Gamestop.

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>that dead expressionless face
I belieb it

Go back to bed Asuka

I thouht the sets were too minamilist and overly similar to the David/Prometheus trailers. It's just an awkward pitch of their product

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why are most of them white...?

I feel like the haptic feedback is going to be what makes or breaks this game, which unfortunately is impossible to convey unless you play the game yourself

my dad works at nindendo and he says everyone does

wtf? 'm a nintendoemployee now

Two was never enough.

FINALLY...
Nintendo has listened to us TRUE gamers and made a video GAME for US, the PLAYERS.

Same reason the women won every round they were in.

ughhh... can they, like, not?

source?

Pretty sure the guy won the first one.

they're clearly jews get your eyes checked

Some people that had a hands on experience with the joycons described this HD rumble as just two haptic feedback motors taped together. I think everyone put too much faith in it.

>One handed cow milking

Why exactly couldn't the game work with two controllers for each player? It's like it's made for people who get off on touching cow tits so they can still beat off.

yes

Okay two things.
1. I feel like this would be so outrageously stupid it'd be fun for a little while.
2. Why couldn't this just be a Wario ware game.

>INNOVATION

Isn't warioware characterized by microgames that last mere seconds and with no multiplayer interaction in those microgames? Things that this game does not share?

warioware is actually good and doesn't have you flailing around your room like a retard

All these games are comparable to wario ware, they'd just have to make more of them if it were a wario ware title. It might not have been a major part of the experience but even the first game on GBA had multiplayer.

You could do some of these super quick. Milk the cow, quick draw. Eat the pecker, baby falls in line with it, telephone, pose and copy. Not all of them but some could fit.

The moment they thought that releasing it as a AAA game was a good idea was already a huge fuck up

But they knew that switch already has a shitty library (lets be honest it will be a BOTW machine for half year) so releasing even less games would be a shitty idea.
IT should come in a box with the switch, period.

I'm not sure you know what a AAA game is.

Oh my god, those are all so.... boring. Looks like they are running out of imagination.
Or they just don't feel like trying anymore, people will buy anything if you present it pertending it's fun.

it IS a party game designed to make you look stupid infront of your buddies

Wario and Co would have deminished the party feel to it and would make it look more childish with its flash-tier art style

haha ikr? that pissed me oft the most. nintendo are cowards

Yeah but that was some of the most fun I had on the Wii when I was around my friends a playing it.

What do you think they are thinking right now at Nintendo? What's it like being a regular employee who has to go along with this while knowing how had it is?

yeah i want my joycons to look like shit after the party cause 16 people touched them..

"here is your shitstained joycon back, oh and steve throw it into the sink but i still think it works...2 buttons at least"

not that i know nobody @parties want to play this piece of shit. all bros are in for some mario kart or tekken but this is just bbwwwuuaaargghhh

I love how silly this shit is. The menu graphics really remind me of Wario Ware though.

I don't think anyone will be playing Baby though, what the fuck was that.

What will this teach my daughter?

It's so you don't have to pay $80 to play it.

yeah, but actual humans to represent the tutorials kinda makes it feel more accesable, which is good for a party game.
Wario isnt female-friendly at all with his gross behaviour and human actors having fun seems more open, more familiar.

not stating that the game is great/good, but for the target audience and intended use, its perfect so far. So basically Sup Forums will shit on it constantly once it releases.

i think you need to go back to the red, or you should stop drinking/doing drugs. something seems off.

Ah, right. Just $60. What a steal! 60 bones for vibrating cowtit!

>Game about wacky mini-games has wacky commercial showing of wacky mini-games

OP, you may be the one lacking self-awareness.

Liar Dice looks fucking badass. I'd buy that game for 5 dollars by itself.

>they want 50€ for this

>Only 60 wacky dollars! Moments of fun! Explain to your indifferent friends who don't really have any interest in your tech demo how to play a minigame they don't want to play and that you became sick of the second time you played it!
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER

Sup Forums doesn't understand this, because these are all social games. Stuff you would play at a party or a bar.

How the fuck are these even supposed to be played. The runway one is not intuitive at all. Ping pong seems impossible to know when to strike

that thing looks baller as fuck

What the fuck these are all garbage most of them are literally shittier versions of wii minigames

But the question then becomes why play 1-2-Switch when they've already confirmed that the superior party game is confirmed for the switch

Then why not just buy regular liars dice?

I said that they are selling it as a AAA game, not that it is one.

kek

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Fine for 1080p anime, then again I don't have a shiity tn screen

Is this the new Wario Ware?

That's still incorrect use of the term. Many games sell for full price $60, AAA or not. The concept of a $60 game and a AAA game are not interchangable.

In other words, there's more to this industry than just AAA and indie, you faggot.

Not going to lie. That video almost sold me on the game for swordfighting and QuickDraw alone. Seems like a fucking fantastic drinking game.

However 50 dollars is stupid high. Especially if they are honestly able to compile all of the games content into a 15 minute video.

I'd gladly pay 10 or 20 once it goes on sale though. Even though it should have been bundled in the first place.

I'm pretty sure Nintendo knows how much dick they suck. They will forever keep chasing the ghost of the Wii until the people who make poor decisions in their company die and are replaced, or they run out of money.

>That video almost sold me on the game for swordfighting and QuickDraw alone. Seems like a fucking fantastic drinking game.
>I'd gladly pay 10 or 20 once it goes on sale though.
shoo shill shoo

>Any amount of praise or positive attention is shilling

Retarded or just trying to fit in? Did you miss the other half of the post where I made it blatantly obvious I didn't intend to buy it until a price drop or pointed out it's glaring flaw of lack of content?