You have exactly ten seconds to explain why you're not playing the best PC exclusive released in years right fucking...

You have exactly ten seconds to explain why you're not playing the best PC exclusive released in years right fucking now.

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cus im playing for honor

Cause i played an Empire, Wood elf and Dwarven campaign in the last month. Gonna take a break till Bretonnia on the 28th

Denuvo and jewish DLC tactics.

I don't care if this is the best Total War game ever, business and developement decisions already soiled the game for me.

>total war shit
>best anything

go buy more dlc goy.

buy me a better computer that i cant afford myself and ill play it.

But I am, no idea what I do because its my first total war game - got it for 12$ from the humble bundle deal, so w/e.

I am, I just tabbed out after a battle to shitpost?

>muh denuvo
Nothing wrong with it unless you're a salty nogames piratecuck.

>muh dlc
Shut up, the dlc is actually reasonably priced apart from the beastmen, as each racial dlc adds a campaign and a roster of units that are not simple reskins like in the previous total war games.

Cluster your skellingtons and zombos close to your general, they die easily without his leadership due to crumbling. When fighting other vampire counts, kill their general first. Try to flank and surround the enemy to overwhelm them.

This, waiting for Bretonnia. You're correct though, it's the best PC game in a long while.

I think you replied to the wrong guy friendo

GoT?

You have to be fucking kidding me. It is just another re skinned total war game. Aka... Auto-resolve to victory with a horde or sit through brain dead AI tactic in battle.

t. babby playing on Normal

>giving money to CA after rome 2
>all this fucking DLC

They are about the reach double the playable factions as they had at launch. They should have just developed all of those for free?

>shitnuvo
nope

>?
the fuck is wrong with you faggot?

Because I played it on release then got bored with it. Will probably get back into it once the DLCs drop in price drastically.

Can someone explain to me what the problem with Denuvo is, outside of being unable to pirate something?

Literally thew worst total war.

I'm getting assfucked by this Templehof ambush, trying to siege their shit, is my problem.

>get the base game from humble bundle
>cream api the DLC to not give shekels to the grabblers
And all's right with the world

Because I'm not a moron and I'll wait for a goty edition.

None whatsoever, though you could assume SEGA is jewing out the ass with DLC because they feel safer with it, and it could have been cheaper.
But I bet they'd still do it just the same.

warhammer is for autistic manchildren

I'm assuming you're alt-tabbed waiting for your turn then?

I never buy games blind. Always pirate before buy.

This. I only have so much cash, and I damn sure would regret half the shit I would of bought.

I bought the game, and then now I dont play it cause the DLC is stupidly expensive.

I'm enjoying Halo Wars DE much more tbfh senpai. Halo Wars 2 is gonna be awesome

Hows the optimization?

Completed all vanilla campaigns... no money for dlc.... deep depresion

It is 12 bucks right now, and has been out long enough that you can watch complete let's play on youtube. I understand your policy, but it's not like you're going in blind.

>optimization
>denuvo

Runs way better than attila, that's for sure.

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>blood effect DLC

I will never buy their game if they keep doing this shit

>It is 12 bucks right now
Where?

Denuvo. Took me four.

This.

Plus Warhammer games are shit.

>Total War #2492489485
Sure is exciting to play the same fucking game for the billionth time.
We've had ten installments by now and the only major mechanics change was ditching the Risk map in Rome.

humblebundle.com/monthly

Humble Monthy Bundle, typically a 59.99 Credit game and a shitload of cheaper ones.

Pretty good deal desu. Got Xcom 2 and Ryse last month.

Waiting for Bretonnia.

I'm still playing Shogun 2

Cool, thanks

Pirate before buy. What part of it you don't understand?

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hello mr shill man

When will Skaven be added....2025?

Alright so I just bought this, what are the must-have mods? First I'll play a bit without any, then I'm gonna go on a modding spree. I assume Steel Faith is something to have?

Act fast shills, 4 other people's purchases depend my opinion on it.

I don't have $12.
Im also playing Nioh.

>KYS mod
>Get a life mod

can't go wrong with either

Heard a rumor that they might add legendary heroes to go with the lords, because the Green Knight is coming in, but since he cant be a lord he can only be a hero unit instead.

Yea i think you're right, I also heard another rumor that your mom likes to get bukake'd every weekend

i actually am but im not thrilled about being asked to pay extra money to have fucking blood effects

Because I already have 500+ hours, please let me rest.

You could just download the blood effects mod, which does the same thing, but for free?

Get Steel Faith, get a few of the compatible mods to your liking.

yes

>playing strategy games
how boring.

Which one is that? I see a lot of them that need the blood DLC but none that work standalone.

I am. I was planning on waiting for the expansions to come out because muh lizardmen, but the humble bundle got me. 12$ well spent.

Because i am enjoying GOTY 2017 on my Playstation 4 (Only on Playstation™)

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Because the total war games are fucking shit now. I don't know how you fuck up a game when you've had 10 years of technological improvement in the meantime but they managed it. I've seen it with multiple other series too.

The golden age of gaming is over. We used to call Call of Duty 4 a piece of casual shit but that's like a masterpeice compared to modern vidya.

>Dumbed down Casual War
>Best PC exclusive

So I take it you never even looked at a TW game again after Rome 2 release.

I bought warhammer then refunded it after seeing how shit it was. Looked shit from trailers but tried it anyway.

>$200 of DLC already
it's shit vanilla

Cause I played Vampire Counts and Tilea in first month after premiere and Empire and Mousillon campaning recently, so i'm taking a break until Brettonia comes out. And then i need to try Chaos, Wood Elves, Dorfs and Greenskins.

I'm literally trapped in a routine
>Start playing one of Total War games.
>Battles are glorious but complete lack of depth in campaning map makes me want to play Crusader Kings 2
>Controlling your dynasty, scheming and marriage are fun af in ck2, but complete lack of depth in battles make me want to kill enemies by myself in Mountain Blade.
>Fighting alongside your troops is amazing but terribly borning aspect of building your fiefs make me want to play Stronghold.
>Building your castle in Stronghold is perfect and comfy, but simple battles make me want to play Total War.

Atilla was also a terrible expansion.

>Best Total war to date
>Thinks it's an expansion

Keep your skeletons spaced out to encircle.

I mean, there's no cure for shit taste I guess.

>Shut up, the dlc is actually reasonably priced
lol

>Bretonnia for free at the end of the month
DEUS VULT

Alright. A non meme answer:

Denuvo requires online connection every once in a while. That means that you can lose access to your game if you go on a deployment or whatever.

Atilla was a cool concept bogged down by retardation design like fucking sanitation. Aside from that it is pretty comfy if you like distopia feeling game.

>Not even fucking christian knights.
>Deus vult cancer still gonna try to shit up yet another game.

Sanitation is real life man

How the fuck do I deal with this shit? he is running between 2 cities constantly and tries to do some shit.
Game tells me to select a hero and right click the enemy guy for options, but there is nothing, my lord tells me "he refuses" for whatever reason, splitting the troops so I only have my lord doesnt work either.

Glad to know I can't even like fantasy knights without you faggots shitting down my throat.

because i dont like the warhammer universe,
got the game in humble monthly and still havent activated it

This is a legitimate argument that makes perfect sense. Thank you.

>Domina Vult

Ftfy.

Lords are not heroes.
Heroes are special agents. Look at your town to see what you need to recruit them

A hero, not a lord. Vlad is a lord. You need a hero like a necromancer, a banshee, a wight king or a female vampire.

So I just started my first campaign as empire and I have no money and troop upkeep is killing me

Pretty sure you fucked up hard. If you can't build enough in your cities to get positive upkeep then sell some units until you can. ALWAYS get proper economy set up first as Empire. Archaon probably has your ass already if you're out of starting gold though.

Holy I feel dumb, thanks, so it is important to build atleast one of those buildings, alright.

Because Total War is shit.

>paying for humble monthly
>not just subbing for games you're interested in and then canceling

We'll at least I wasn't too far I only put down the secessionists so far

You're slaying Beastmen filth and this guy walks up and slaps all your Wardancers' asses. What are you gonna do about it?

If you're only that far it should be recoverable.

is there a way to unlock all the DLC?
really dont wanna spend $60 for 3 races

Total war is a pleb-tier strategy series right down there with civilization

And what strategy game do you play, user?

SUMMON

>he thinks total war involves strategy

already have a ton of campaigns and 659 hours under my belt

waiting for Bretonnia to be released, then I'll get back into it

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