ITT: Meanwhile in New Sup Forumsegas

>travel miles from new reno to finally see new vegas and gamble some
>those fucking tin cans want 2000 caps to get in
fuck this, i'm going to the atomic wrangler, any good drinks there?

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>not having your NCR passport
You need to go back, my compadre.

>parents force me to join the army because they think it'll be good for me
>can barely do shit because farm work doesn't train you for combat
>some mailman comes by our camp one day, tries to tell us how to do shit
>ends up blowing our legs off during grenade training
>spend entire month in the infirmary until I can even move
>wake up to see a weird guy in a skirt and football pads pointing a spear at me

fucking NCRstop

>taking explosives advice from a mailman
No wonder you ended up in Camp Golf. Least your not patrolling Searchlight like me.

Some of you guys are alright, dont go to camp searchlight tomorrow

they dont want 2000 caps though, they just want to see you have them

Nice try securojew. I'm on to your tricks. Bet you bots don't have the gall to stop me from going in.

I'm waiting on the other side of the gate. Let's see you get in. :^)

I'll see you on the flip-side, chaplip.

>spend weeks trekking across this shitty desert to get to New Vegas
>nearly gangraped by caesar's legion, twice
>pay robocop 2k caps to get in
>this better be worth it
>it's one fucking street with 2 casinos
fuck this

>pay robocop 2k caps
I knew it was a scam!

>get maximum winnings in all casinos
>there's nothing to spend the winned money on

>atomic wrangler
Be sure to creampie those bitches there.

>not getting forged pass from those fags

>not spending it all on hookers and psycho.
>not tripping like a fiend as you run through sloan kill death claws with a power fist.

Do you even know how to play this game?

Alright, I'm back. Shit didn't go as planned.
>travel from Crimson Caravan to the Strip's north gate
>see the securotrons
>something weird with their faces, not cops anymore
>"please submit to a credit check"
>lolno.png
>open fire with 11mm smg
>it jams
>fuck
>suddenly I'm getting missiles hurled at me
>legs crippled
>barely hobble the fuck out of there with my life
>suddenly freeside thugs jump me
>swiss cheese but still annoying
>crawl my way back to the Old Mormon Fort
Doc Farkes has been patching me up. Posting from her terminal right now.

>letting your guns fall apart far enough to begin jamming
I bet you also think the brotherhood of steel shoot lasers from their eyes or some shit

>he doesn't know

Does the "reveal all locations" perk effect the DLC? i've discovered most areas in main game and im planning on finishing the DLC but I don't want to ruin the exploration on them.

It does. Finished OWB a while ago and it definitely revealed everything.
Didn't matter to me though. Already played that DLC to death.
Stealth Suit is cute

>cute
When she's muted

>You will never own a naive stealth suit that loves and cares you.
>You will never hear her wondering why your crotch gets tighter whenever she speaks.

The Stealth suit tries to desperately pump your corpse full of stimpacks when you die to heal you.

Assume the position Sup Forums

This is like a whole other level of being a robofucker. I like it

>not having the skill to literally talk code to the tin cansm forcing them to allow you entrance by code-fucking their slutty processor pussies

>going to that shithole
>when I could go to a superior province
later fag

ICECREAM!

>be me
>NCR soldier
>guarding the airport gate
>hear faintly "jingle jangle" coming from fiend territory
>check with binoculars
>see a guy wearing power armor running towards the airport
>he's being followed by a super mutant and a robodog
>shit, it's that fucking mailmen again
>he stops and looks at me
>mumble "honored to have you, sir" so he can go away
>he enters the airport
>he takes three fiend heads out of his pocket and gives it to the major
>what the fuck, those are the main fiend leaders
>he enters the airport main building
>some hours pass
>the monorail explodes

Which faction should I help/join up with for the main quest?

The Legion, obviously
>inb4 inevitable barrage of independentfags

Are unarmed/melee builds fun? I keep meaning to try it, but it seems like taking all the weapon variety and just punching/hacking my way around would get very repetitive.

I can never bring myself to side with them, every time I go through Nipton I get too sad.

Just finished Old World Blues for the first time. The Sink is a top tier house, if only it teleported you back to where you teleported from in the mojave and not the parking lot everytime.

nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/49785/?

How do you download mods without payment there

You push the Download button and then you push the Download Manually button and then you save the file

>nearly gangraped by caesar's legion, twice

Have you tried not to be a degenerate? Legion boys don't give you much trouble if you're not one of these following things.

A) Degenerate
B) Profligate-soldier
C) Raider
D) Chem dealer
E) Drunk
F) Actively hunted by legionnaires for doing bad shit

I'd rather camp up anywhere in Arizona than California, that's for goddamn sure.

>nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/49785/?
thank you my friend

Any good sightseeing spots around here? Got my hands on a camera and I'm staying at the Vault Inn, feels like I'm not a citytype after my stomach rejected whatever I had at the Ultra Lux.

...

Childhood is idolizing NCR/Yes Man/Legion
Adulthood is realizing Mr. House is the best option

WHO /BIG IRON/ HERE?

>be Follower of the Apocalypse
>stop by the Gun Runners to pick up some extra energy cells for my gun, because fuck the Van Graffs
>they have some new weapons in stock
>one of them is this weird horse club, obviously not made by them
>all sorts of patterns and markings on it, must be from some group of tribals
>buy it so I can examine further
>try swinging it
>arm achieves relativistic speeds
>currently trying to study whatever supernatural force lies behind this haunted-ass weapon
Such is life in the Mojave.

In all seriousness though, I'm gonna do a playthrough with the tommy gun as my main weapon and I need a sidearm.

Feels good tradin in Arizona.

Those Legion boys treat you right if you don't deal in chems, and instead sell legitimate product.

Hey, man. I work do floor security at the Tops and I swear to christ I'm not being biased, but the only "normal" place you wont get shot and beaten to death or literally eaten is The Tops.
It's a bit of a vanilla place, sure, but the Omertas are good-for-nothing cheats that'll stab you in the back while hugging you.
The guys at the Ultra-Luxe used to be cannibals, so you might have had some guys toe for lunch just yesterday. Would avoid if I were you.

The camera thing? Yeah, well, there's all the neon lights and signs. Ehh, I guess there's the Thorn in Westside. Watch your ass going through Freeside though. The Elvis-wannabes will keep you out of trouble if you're friendly.
I guess there's the girls over at Gomorrah. Yeah, I know what I said about the Omertas. Just don't do anything stupid and you should be fine. I don't think any of the local talent mind either.
Well, there is the Vault. Not a lot of people have been in a Vault.
If you wanna go beyond Vegas, theres a big dinosaur statue over at Novac and the road there is relatively safe. Don't know why you would want to leave Vegas, though.
Of course there's the Lucky 38. No-one has gotten in there in years. I don't think ever. Well, there was this mailman guy a while back, but I think he had something to deliver to Mr. House.

Be nice to the robots pal. They will fuck your shit up.


Welcome to Vegas.

I did get felt up by a Frumentarii last time they made a "surprise inspection" of the caravan I was with. One of the guards thought on his feet and tried shooting one of the Legionnaires. They hanged him on the spot. Poor bastard.

Still, better than being raped to death by one of those spiky-haired fucks, I suppose. Better him than me.

Is there a name for this?

>Be stationed in the Mojave where its just a fucking burning desert
>Issued a pea shooter Service Rifle in 5.56 that is falling apart
>Sidearm is a squirt gun 9mm pistol
>Body armor is just some leather and cloth
Why can't I bet one of those Rangers with their own WMDs or even a fucking Heavy Trooper at least they get a machine gun and flamethrowers.

You just enlisted, man.

Have you tried going to Camp Golf and blowing the Chief?

Just came over from the East coast. Did you hear aliens are the reason we're in this mess now?

>I can never bring myself to side with them, every time I go through Nipton I get too sad.
that's just cause Vulpes is an edglord

nice

Nipton was a shit heap

...

I've always wanted to try a mirelurk, would sure as hell beat the lakelurk meat we keep getting at Lake Mead. Fucking tired of gecko steaks too

When I got this assignment I thought there would be more gambling. So whats with the guys with 9mm SMGs, they NCOs or something?

>tfw my current playthrough is chainsaw and sawn-off only
Making Mojave groovy one ghoul at a time

Probably in cahoots with Contrer- I mean, they probably have some friends in the Gun runners, yeah.

GUISE I GOT MR NEW VEGAS' AUTOGRAPH

So erhm guys... Why is no one doing anything abouth those Deathclaws south of vegas?

I mean, fuck, getting to New Vegas now is hard as shit

Ain't my fucking fault the NCR disturbed their nest with their mining.

No Machine for you

You are aware that you don't give the 2k caps to the robots, right? It's a credit check of 2000 caps

>NCR thinks they have us beat
>We're just biding our time in this bunker
>Ever vigilant
>Never lax in discipline
>During one of the night patrols we encounter guys in sports equipment throwing spears
>Have these savages started to devolve?
Clearly not letting them have access to the technology of the old world was the right decision.

>horde all the good shit
>GEEZ WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
Fucking backward ass cunts I'm glad I blew you up

Elijah should have stayed, we're going to die with either Hardin or Mcnamara guiding us.

Elijah started all of this
We should've blown Helios One up and fucked off
But no
He wanted to play with his fucking panels

Pearls before swine, except the pearls are capable of killing millions and the swine don't know the danger they pose.

As long as Veronica stays gone 90% of the time, Elijah would have us all die for HELIOS One. Because of him we're trapped in this bunker, I hope he comes to know what its like being trapped in a box for the rest of his life.

House always wins baby, soon as you show off the dough, it wont take too long before you're down on you're luck and back out with the bums and the kings.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS GUYS. I JUST CAME BACK FROM SOME FUCKING CRATER WHERE THESE BRAINS IN JARS SCOOPED OUT MY BRAIN, HEART, AND SPINE BUT I MANAGED TO GET THEM BACK AND ESCAPE

DON'T GO NEAR MOJAVE DRIVE IN

Someone get this Lobotomite outta here

Lay off the Jet dude.

friendly reminder form Surgeon general: DO NOT MIX ALCOHOL WITH CAZADOR VENOM AND DRINK IT

>tfw you have casino suit(s) but still hanging in Freeside with the the Kings and showing love to the locals

Next you'll tell us that you went on an underground trade route and met the Burned Man who is just some mostly pointless dude who polishes guns all day and has very little effect on anything, despite all the legends of him being impressive and imposing.

You don't actually pay anything.

>There's a mole in Camp McCarran leaking intel to Legion forces
>Stake out the radio tower to catch him in the act
>Suddenly this asshole accuses me of touching his monument in Boulder City

NO, BUT I DID SPEND 3 MONTHS IN THE RUINS OF A CASINO WITH RED MIST EVRYWHERE. LIVED OFF ROACH MEAT AND LEFT WHEN MY BOMB COLLAR DEACTIVATED. FOLLOWED SOME GUY CARRYING SOME HEAVY SHIT BACK TO THE MOJAVE

>You're a little bitch and your brother was, too
Terribly rude tbqh

Has anyone else seen weird lights around Helios one? What is the NCR doing over there?

No idea. Heard they got a new scientist though. Anyone know who this guy is?

Heard some genius was trying to optimize power distribution. Guess he's doing a good job lighting that thing up.

Dunno, but some dude in a labcoat came out and was talking a bunch of shit, then spent 2 hours trying to log onto a terminal. The fucking thing hasn't worked for years mostly because of the smashed monitor.

I honestly can't fathom what the fuck I witnessed that night.

>synths pls go

>there are people that didn't choose Mr. House
>there are people that didn't choose the best chance of humanity
Thank you for handing the future to the supermutants! I'm certain all the dead children thank you.

>Best of humanity
>Didn't even have a password on the computer that maintained his existence

Seriously if I didn't hit the quick release, someone else would have. You can talk shit about it being in a secret room all you want, but a password takes like 10 seconds to apply.

I know this is gonna sound autistic, but how easy is it to remove the roaches from the game?

YOU WANT TO BUY WIND BRAHMIN

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>A guy who controls 3 blocks is the savior of humanity

alright, I'm curious, why?

>Didn't even have a password
The Platinum Chip counts as the password, it's a Hard level hack otherwise

YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?

supermutants are sterile retard, what the fuck are they gonna do?

Eat you

Pshh I've been to the White Glove Society, that's so last week.

Terrified of them. I remember that FO3 was fucking awful to go through the underground area, because of the fucking things. The amount of VAC that I wasted so that I didn't have to look at the screen was insane.

How did we go from this...

Sneering Imperialist is such a useless perk, but i always pick it because of that one dialogue.