Mass Effect Andromeda

It will be a shit game there is no doubt about it
but you will still put at least 20 hours into it user.

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I like fucking blue women.

somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me
i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

>women
They have a dick user

Bioware should just sell ME to a company that can actually animate.

I'll skim the story on YouTube if I feel like it

Is this the new shilling strategy?

>"Sir they're not biting whatsoever, everyone hates Bioware on Sup Forums, what should we do?"
>"Just play along and agree the game is shit but say "LE YOU'RE GOING TO LE BUY IT ANYWAY XDDD"
>"Genius!!"

Fucking kill yourselves.

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plenty of women have feminine peni

Not in a million fucking years will I play it, I gave never been burned so bad by a game before. Spent about $80 on the deluxe edition pre order of mass effect 3 and never been that stupid again.

I'm waiting on the graphics quality. If they haven't upgraded in 5 years, I don't think I'll be getting it. I love Mass Effect but I hate Bioware, so it's a really tough choice

Kek that ain't bad at all

Gonna try it not buy it

Can I ger a quick rundown on the Asari?

space lesbians

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-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Other races bow to the Asari

No Shepard, no Mass Effect.

space fapbait

Ah yes "Andromeda"
We have dismissed that game

Is this the new shill tactic
>it'll be shit but you'll buy it anyway!

Asaris need to be gassed.

Can I get a quick rundown here?

You need to get a good Asari dick inside you for saying that

one call user... one call

Like hell I will. I'm not touching another Bioware title after ME3.

I will put in about 20 hours of shitposting to make fun of this trash game OP.

But you can't shitpost without playing the actual game user

I'll put more than 20 hours into it, if I can pirate it. You think recording webms of quality Bioware animations™ takes 5 minutes or what?

Kids growing up in these years will see Mass Effect as a laughable IP rather than the creative sci fi romp it used to be

>until they take it from our cold, dead hands.
this must be some kind of a SOS message

CAN SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN?

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>They have a dick user
>he doesn't know
>also thinking SFM animations are canon

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the screenshot faggot. ME3 footage.

Just like they did with DA:I, huh?
Let's face it. Bioware can't animate for shit.

Why would people be upset that the reaper-twisted creatures have genitals.

Its not like the reapers would give a shit about it, hell, seeing a husk with a dick flopping in the wind would probably scare people more

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This is bioware user.
Everything bioware made is wrong.

gonna pirate this shit no doubt about it. Fuck the intolerance inside of Bioware offices. Be responsible with your money anons, and dont give it to faggot vassal companies

So they all die when the game releases?

I'm excited now

oww the edge

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kek
this tbqh

>Hold my beer and watch this.

copy that

>Why would people be upset that the reaper-twisted creatures have genitals?

I don't. I was just demonstrating to the poster at that Asari DO NOT have penises in the Mass Effect Universe.

I stopped playing bad games after Mass Effect 3. It was such a disappointment I promised I would never play another EA or Bioware ever again. It was so bad I lost interest in games for over 3 years. It was so fucking awful I'll never touch a game like that ever again. Mass Effect Andromeda doesn't look just completely shit, it looks like it was made by complete fucking amateurs. The facial animations look bad, the models look terrible, the little we've seen from the game looks bad. Bioware can go fuck themselves because they'll never recover after Mass Effect 3 and when EA finally closes their studio down I'll laugh my ass off because they fucking deserve it. Fuck you Bioware, fuck you EA.

>You helped mass effect 3 make 200 million dollars ($200,000,000)

Copy that

Forget the awful animation and facial models.

ME:Andromeda lost my custom the moment a lead game designer wasn't repirmanded for his tirade of anti-white bullshit over social media.

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Luckily, this strategy doesn't actually work.

I never said I paid for it, user.

Sure you didn't. >(you) made Andromeda possible, stop bitching

Poo in the loo nigger

dont even put 1 hour into it. bioware doesnt deserve a penny.

I didn't pay for any Mass Effect game. I did buy Kotor, though.

I'm going to buy this, plus any and all DLC they release.

>but you will still put at least 20 hours into it user.
Hello EA, I have yet to put 20 hours into Mass Effect 2, which is aborted after two hours, because I got bored.
Also you should do something about the overpriced ME3 DLC.

I wanna fug those blue women preggo.

k

That doesn't look healthy, she should go see a doctor or a dentist.

Also, best Asari.

>not green Shiala
wtf f am

I'll play the whole thing and enjoy it.

I won't pay for it though.

Why no one talks about this fucking thing.
Special edition without a fucking game.
How much of a cuck you need to be to buy this kind of thing?

>Game not Included
gets me every fucking time

Game not included?

>game not included
Isn't that literally what DarkSydePhil did with his Mass Effect 3 giveaway?

>but you will still put at least 20 hours into it user.
i stopped playing Bioware games after ME3 and DA2

It's all you need actually.
Fuck the game, who wants to play that garbage anyway?

They added an SKU with the game, this is for people who want to buy the game on cd keys or some other digital source and still get the special edition shit. Yes, I'm a shill for pointing out that you're bitching about absolutely nothing.

this, not sure if there'll be anything to enjoy yet though

>not green
Absolute shit taste mate.

it's common knowledge that controlling a shitty plastic rc car is more fun than playing the game, so they didn't even bother to include it,

I hope it will have RGB lighting so i can have the full Mass Effect experience.

Full package costs about 200 fucking dollars. They could add a fucking game. Greedy jews.

>things cost more than I want to pay for them

If only there were something you could do about this.

No I won't because I won't buy it

>but you will still put at least 20 hours into it user.
Not with Denuvo anti-tampering technology.
I found out about liking the first Mass Effect by pirating it. I would never have bought a Bioware RPG otherwise.

this game looks so shit i'm not sure if it's even worth torrenting it let alone buy it

>the game will be bad because the characters aren't Moe animu girls
Oh dear

Check your consumer privilege shitlord

I'm still mad because they didn't add a "Ah yes "reapers"" option when he asked us for help.

I remember everyone claiming that inquisition was uncrackable but look how that turned out, I'm glad I didn't pay for that garbage. What are the chances the same will happen for Andromeda?

No. Im not, its literally not worth my time. Why would i play something i dont enjoy.

Just go watch an anime you nigger. Or play a good game instead.
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