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Mass Effect 1 had better faces than this.
what the actual fuck, man

ENCHANTMENT

right looks like default saints row 4 character

SURE

>bioware can't even into proportions
Is there anything they can do right?

Nice neck

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Nice to see they got the same guys from inquisition to make more abominations

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Just end my suffering.

WHEN

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WILL

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WTF

>tfw your arm is so short you can't even grab your dick

>only 1 month away
wew lad

>that face
>that neck
>those tits
>that krogan looking like he's crying like a little bitch
JUST

Shepard is essentially bald, Ryder has much more hair so your pic isn't correct. If you'd scale it so that the eyebrows and jaw are on the same level it would look fine.

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THEY

>Replaying ME1 and 2 because some anons go me feeling for it again
>Genuinely having fun

>ME4 looks like shit
>ME4 will be shit

Where did it all go wrong anons? Was it the EA buyout?

>someone actually looked at this image and thought "yeah this looks great, it's going to be one of the few screenshots we'll use to promote the game"
Fucking hell

Fucking Origins looks better than this and it was made in 2009.

haha... haHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>Left: 6'
>Right: 5' 11"

duh

when has an EA buyout ever been good

Wait, EA bought them out?

shepard just has a small head
>tfw too intelligent for Sup Forums

>That facial expression while she shoots someone
Is she a fucking psychopath?

Manlets, when will they learn

Why is male Ryder such a nu-male cuck instead of a glistening Adonis like Shepard?

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>creating a 3D model is the same as photoshopping a 2D still

>bioware in charge of models and animations
just kill me

>they couldn't have refined the 3D design further by tweaking in photoshop and changing the model so it matches

>a random faggot on Sup Forums made it into an attractive face in 10 minutes and a whole team at bioware can't
Doesn't matter, it's still embarrassing as fuck

Right before DA2

Watch pic rlated, then watch:

like a month before ME1 came out
you can tell by looking at all of their games since

Why is the krogan crying?

look I'm not defending Bioware's shit modeling but comparing a 3D model to a single photoshopped image is retarded

EA us just the Bully's in the sandbox. I just wanna play with my unbroken toys.

It's not a useless comparison. It highlights the key problems with the model. Mostly the eyes and the nose are completely fucked.

But hey it's bioware so I'm sure it's intentional. Can't make attractive women anymore in video games.

I think it's face paint

The most retarded face paint to exist in any game ever.

Why would a krogan use facepaint to make himself look like a little bitch?

Because he would rather have the Genophage then deal with this shit

>one is a war hero of the alliance and an absolute roided up alpha male who fucks blue space babes
>The other is an explorer who hasn't done anything with himself except go to sleep for 600 years
This seems legit

Whimpy males protagonists are progressive

Is this a female krogan?

>who fucks blue space babes
Bitch please.

>mfw 6'5

The Mass Effect series character creator might be the worst of all time

I have no idea how people managed to make decent characters with it

>worst girl
Take your suicide girls fetish and scram

How did they get from this to that

>I have no idea how people managed to make decent characters with it
For males it was just about impossible.

are you saying this fish looks good?

This was debunked though.

And this is the proof?

Yes? It's due to aspect ratio, not because the new MC is shorter.

Give me a quick rundown on that neck

Ryder is a fucking manlet.

Shepard's a big guy

>mfw manlet with short limbs and velcro shoes
they mustve fired anyone with even an ounce of competence

Because he has to be in a nu-Bioware title.

looks worse than a Wii U game

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>we're a feminist game studio
>we have to make our female characters look realistic (ugly) and the male characters non-threatening manlets

You guys don't remember the threads discussing the Bioware interviews where they intentionally make their characters look like shit because they're progressive now?
This is intentional. Bioware is actually making their shit look terrible on purpose.

laces get undone by gravity. Velcro is the future.

wtf I hate the Witcher 3 now

copy that.

is this some sort of velcro cock cage?

>Evryone complaining that the faces are ugly
There's nothing wrong with ugly chracters. That would actually make for better immersion, in my opinion.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT IT LOOKS CARTOONY AS FUCK
It looks like TF2 cartoony style done bad. What the fuck.

And please tell me canonical height of Geralt.

really makes you think

> the guy she tells you not to worry about vs you

>There's nothing wrong with ugly chracters. That would actually make for better immersion, in my opinion.

fuck off tumblr

It was about personality, they want flawed characters.
For the face, they're just bad at modeling, nothing new.

>two smiling faces
>angry black man

Why are Bioware such racist shitlords?

quick rundown please

7.5 isn't "normal" anymore, now that people are 1m80 on average instead of 1m65

Suck my dick, retard.
Ugly characters are perfectly fine. A varied cast of ugly and beautiful people would make the world a lot more believable.
Not everything has to be fap-bait. ME used to be about more than waifu-hoarding.

>people are 1m80 on average instead of 1m65
tell that to bioware

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those eyes are animated, the new game is stuck with full open dry, soulless eyes all over the place.

Go back to your shitty VNs, nignog. You're ruining RPGs.

Lmao he's 4' tall.

>missing everyone's points that hard

Manlets

not that user, but if uglies in games get a lot of story-plot benefit from devs that want to "diversify" your immersion, that's not immersive either cause it paints another fantasy of ugly people in real life getting the time of day from non-uglies. Don't set em up for failure user.

Geralt being a manlet is canon though.

Is the middle girl one of the twins/siblings that you can choose from?

They're going to push the black guy romance with her the most, being up front with it immediately, I guarantee it.

No, these are your choices