Is there a better gamer fuel?

Is there a better gamer fuel?

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Is that icecream? What's underneath it?

these little bitches right here

That's why you are so weak and small Ahmed, you only eat bird food.

why do people snack
isn't it more pleasurable to eat until full, starve, and then eat again?

I'm russian
I've seen more and more black people eating it lately in america though

>have to keep stopping to spit out shells
>disgusting spit-covered shells everywhere
>literal bird food

>removing the shells in your mouth
disgusting

Yes, there are.

Toasted Pumpkin seeds with salt and garlic.

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>greasy food
>gamer fuel
???

Fried chicken.

Mudslimes eat those all the fucking time and they do in a very disgusting way.

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What kind of slav are you?

Its a black dude/southern thing. A lot of dudes in the army eat seeds because it's a good way to stop dipping

Totally based for sims and some rts, rpgs and turned based games, but shooters and action games need something you can stick with your tongue and chew directly jar jar style.

>foods that leave any kind of residue on your hands
>gamer fuel

Maybe if you're a fucking bird

>twix pb

I wish we had so many snacks in Yurop.

Yes, there is.

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>All dat sugar
Do you still have teeth?

I use chopsticks for any dirty food.

>not eating your gamer fuel with chop sticks
Pleb.

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Pumpkin Seeds, Pistachios and a host of beans would give you more protein and better carbs.

>gotta crack them open
>makes you smear salt/saliva all over your controller/keyboard
>they don't taste as good if already peeled
Nah m8

>spitting the shells
what are you, a fucking caveman?
you remove them before putting it in your mouth

MY FUCKING NIGGA!

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There's a reason the shells are salted, user.

If you have to use two hands to eat it it isn't fucking gamer fuel.

>have cup right in front of me that I can lean forward and spit the shells into
>grab a small mouth full when there is a moment of downtime
nice healthy snack for gaymin

Can you explain what dipping is?

I need to find a new snack food that isn't going to kill me with calories and grease, but I've been binging on salad until my stomach can't even digest the green leafy mass. Tastes good but it hurts now.

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>any food that requires any kind of extra work to eat

Mixed or already shelled, unsalted nuts are the best gamer fuel because they only require you to remove one hand from the controls very briefly, don't leave anything on your hands, and are healthy.

Do these even exist anymore? I looked for them at the grocery store the other day and couldn't find them.

Pumpkin seeds, man. The shells chew up and go down much easier.

>being a noob

Looks gud.

mmm gravy covered tonsil-stones

hello my fellow american

wish they didn't give me such bad heart burn though

As in chewing tobacco. It's colloquially called "dip" in most of the US.

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This guy gets it. Home baked pumpkin seeds at Halloween are the best.

A big ole mug of horse semen

>gamer

Oh, the cringe

Thanks, I've never heard of that before. The indians call it snuff here.

>american ""food""

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>chips and cheese
It's called poutine.

>tomato sauce on fish
soiled it

This nigga.
Sometimes I'll pass on the salt and go with cinnamon and sugar. It's fantastic.

Anything similar really.

>yoo-hoo

You chose poorly.

>double double coffee and a few donuts

pie

Nothing more tasty than roasted sunflower seeds covered with a hint of salt.

I just have water.

I like single malt whisky.

>not activated

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what im making to have with my pot of tea right now

I thought this was a bowl of rocks

Dominate on all you fuckers

Go fuck yourselve russian shit fuck

I hate you fat fucks with heartburn so much. I was at the store a few days before the superbowl and next to a massive display of salty and spicy chips there was a display of heartburn pills right next to it. How about you stop gorging yourself on shit food, you stupid obese American?

Meatballs. They are the ultimate gamer food. Just meatballs.

>Can be made in a variety of ways with a variety of ingredients. Chicken meatballs. Parmesan meatballs with marinara sauce. Swedish meatballs. Greek meatballs with yogurt sauce. Meatloaf meatballs with ketchup glaze. Barbecue sausage meatballs.
>Eaten easily with a fork or skewer. No need to dirty hands or struggle with foods that are difficult to eat while gaming like noodles. Just skewer and eat.
>Can add vegetables like peppers to any meatball recipe for added nutrition.
>Can be prepared in bulk and frozen/unthawed in advance.
>Cheap, especially when made in large quantities. Filler can be used to cheapen price if lots of meat isn't financially available.
>Delicious

A plate of meatballs and a wooden skewer goes with any videogame. Tasty, easy, nutritious, and no nasty residue on your controllers.

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>mfw when I ask for a double double with milk and get it with cream

Timmies is shit, but too convenient.

>trying to do pulled pork with a soaked ham

is there anything jack can do right?

What kind of baby are you?

You just eat the whole thing.

i know breh

i bet russia or muslime because only those faggots eats bird food

Dipping tobacco and chewing tobacco are two different things.

thank god they returned the originals. was about to fail my final year of uni until they brought these bad boys back and gave my life purpose.

God of sandwiches coming through.

>they married my two faves and released Sour Cream & Ranch

Im a skeleton though, just have shit genes really, that and im a spic so everything I ate growing up was spicy as hell and fucked up my stomach when I got older

>peanut butter and chocolate
no thanks

>Removing the shells.

Let me guess, you are also the kind of guy that does not eat the crust when you eat breaded foods?

I love sunflower seeds but God damn they put in way too much salt. Ever since I discovered 99 Ranch's big ass Chinese sunflower seeds I can't go back to David's.

>wanting a shredded asshole

Nu-males detected.
>ate sunflower seeds like this up until I was like 15 because I didn't understand how to crack them open with my teeth

Sup Forums Should be at work at this time of day, not foodposting.

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Baby carrots

Go to McDonald's for coffee. It's way better than Tim's. I don't know what Tim's did with their coffee, but it's fucking gross now.

snuff isn't dip

>Work at Wal-Mart so I get a discount on these things
>About $5.50 for three pounds of quesadilla/pizza hybrid
>Once a week eat one with store-bought guacamole and beer while playing Splatoon or Killing Floor 2

Christ, I'm so fucking lonely.

Then what the fuck is it?

fuck, now i miss almond m&ms

bitch you're making me hungry stop it

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A glass of water with some ice in it. Everything else gets your teeth and/or hands dirty.