Aliens have visited earth and are interested in learning about video games more than anything else

Aliens have visited earth and are interested in learning about video games more than anything else

What games do you have them play?

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Area 51

Neptunia

Destroy All Humans

Aliens vs Predator

Custom Maid 3D 2

With the VR patch.

X-COM and XCOM

xcom 2

Ethnic Cleansing

Crazy Bus

A collection of romance VNs.

Once afflicted with the cancer of Waifus their culture will flag and fail, allowing for easy conquest and subjugation as they retreat into the same fantasy world that has consumed the young men of Japan.

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Space Invaders
Galaga
Galaxian
Under the Skin
Mario and Luigi Partners in Time
Mars
Milkybar
Galaxy
Magic Stars
Galaxy Caramel
Star Bar

GTA Vice City

I wrap a slap bracelet around the wrist of one of the aliens and tell them that's the controller.

I sit them down in front of a microwave and say "Hold on, let me turn it on."

I press the 1:00 button. I watch as they watch "the loading screen."

The microwave beeps.

I shoot one of them in the head.

I take the bracelet off and place it on another alien.

"You're player 2."

EDF

Tetris.

Duke Nukem 3D

XCOM

AC0.

>tfw interstellar romance will happen in your life time

so life HAS been worth it all along!

>humankind looks plenty different between eachother from hair color, to skin to facial features
>aliens are always portrayed looking like eachother in every piece of media ever

I really hope this is pasta

I really really hope someone didn't type this and thought it was cool in any way

Fuck Oprah.

>Implying you can be space faring race without unifying the people of your planet.
Obviously apes wouldn't be able to comprehend this; what with how you evolved from.

ayy

Even if it is pasta, that still means someone typed it out it in the first place for it to get copied.

This is the board you choose to visit. Now is the time to rethink your decisions.

Its like asians; they all look alike if you don't know how to perceive them.

>implying they don't look as different to each other as we do to each other
>implying we don't all look the same to them
>implying its not like looking at a bunch of puppies

I'd show them Gone Home and hope they exterminate the human race.

I think aliens would be ultra autistic

so I recommend them dwarf fortress

-Start them off with 2D pixeladed side scrollers.
-Some Mario and megaman games.
-Then introduce some First person pixel games like wolfenstien and such.
-introduce 3rd person games now that they're familiar with more planes
-Start them with 3D games easy with Ocarina of time and Mario 64.
introduce other genres like Rhythm games, fighting games and puzzle games
-Dark souls and uncharted after that
-soon introduce very competitive games like Counter Strike and Starcraft

See which types of games they prefer and study them

wii tier shovelware so they fuck off again

For real though, there could be a race or a collection of races that are advanced beyond our comprehension who watch us from afar. Right now.

>Fact: 92% of pirates are extraterrestrials.

Honey Select

yea and there could be someone raping ur mom right now
why don't you worry bout that kiddo

Ethnic Cleansing

Would you sneak in any of your personal favorite games, or would you stick mostly to the "beloved by most" games?

Doo sex

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Showing the aliens that humans have the creative ability to think of something like this might convince them that we are a species equal to them even though we are technologically inferior.

Breath of the Wild

Teaching Feeling

I for one welcome our new headpat overlords.

Neptunia VII

>headpat becomes the new handshake

10/10

Literally this.
>They'll think it's satire of aliens if they actually did decide to conquer earth
>Utterly love it because it's chaos and violence akin to what they might pull off if they weren't so moralistic

A game of Mario Party that decides the fate of the human race.

Where the alien women at?

This but with furry mods

If they were really that advanced, watching us would be like us watching an anthill.

You don't think aliens get bored?

Aliens don't exist.

XCOM
Muv Luv Alternative
Halo
Mass Effect
Xenoblade X

I always thought the common depiction of aliens from encounters (big head, big black eyes, grey etc.) was just their suits. Why would a creature walk around naked on a planet, exposing themself to who knows what?

I'm not knowledgeable about ufo stuff though. Are there other types of aliens?

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Fire in the Sky did this. The ayys looked more like noseless old men, but their suits matched the traditional grey description.

>tfw obsessed with earth
>love their jokes, history and music
>accidentally use earth meme around friends
>they look at me like I'm retarded
>start leaving on weekends to visit earth
>see earthling female one night
>try to get better view, she sees me and I leave quickly
>get home, parents demand to know where I was
>refuse, they get into ship's system and into my logs
>didn't erase history either so earthling porn still present
>immediately yelling at me, calling me ape fucker, that I'm not their son, to leave
>yell back, get into ship and fly off back to Earth. They'll love me since I know their world
>start drinking liquid in a jar I took from a secluded, woodland earthling after burning holes in his field one weekend
>see female earthling from last time, feel urge to mate and seven tentacles are ready
>land ship, she looks impressed
>stumble out of door with jar, immediately try to say funny jokes from the popular Earthling show
>forget autotranslation device isn't on, but it's too late
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>earthling female flees, screeching like an ape and throwing objects
>heartbroken, get back into ship and finish jar
>parents were right, they're just apes
>suddenly feel tired, lose control
>ship crashes in forest, die on impact
>tfw parents and Earthlings will never acknowledge my existence

Hunniepop, Shin Megami Tensei, and Dwarf Fortress.
Now the aliens know everything humans are capable of.

>Aliens adopt Tetris music as national anthem

XCOOOOM
playing video games with chill ass aliens would be super dope tho

Tropico.

Best answer.

>Civ 5
>Learn about Earth's great civilizations and our technological developments
>Diplomacy/culture routes show we aren't completely based around conquering
>Also would be pretty ironic in some way

Underrated, assuming you mean the ps1 game which I doubt.

Area 51
Remind them that they are not welcome.

Nier

Agree. Also, an Alien life form should not look like anything we know. Here on Earth we have things that look more alien than the traditional depiction of an Alien.

It's like No Man's Sky. You travel to different planets to find there are more diversity in a real rainforest than between them.