This is Marie. Say something nice about her!
This is Marie. Say something nice about her!
Jeremiah Morris
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Jaxon Sanchez
she has a cute sister
Lucas Ward
you are white
Tyler Wood
She's alive
Wyatt Richardson
>she has a dead cousin
ftfy
Sebastian Perez
She's half as good as Callie
Ethan Ortiz
She's my wife
Carson Green
No, she's mine. You don't have what it takes to please her
Jaxon Cooper
best squid sister won, just get over it
Joseph Collins
im glad i fought for you in splatfests
Tyler Gomez
She's very cute.
Jeremiah Williams
Would Marie make a good mother?
Nathan Watson
I want Marie to step on me!
Ryan Fisher
>teacher says you need to sign this
Daniel Richardson
do inkling children even go to school?
Bentley Martin
_
Lincoln Parker
...
Luis Miller
Cast your vote now
Michael Parker
I'm not sure if this is lewd or not
Aiden Cooper
She's in a good game.
She'll probably be in another good game.
I like her almost as much as I like her cousin.
Josiah Hughes
I suppose? There's currency in the game, so there needs to be a common sense of how transactions work and what's worth what, so a school (and therefore some kind of government) has to exist.
Kayden Lee
Let us discuss squid politics.
Aiden Cook
I love your cousin!
Jacob Anderson
I'm thinking that Spyke's connections were Octarian smugglers
Adrian Rivera
She has some amazing fart art.
Gavin Hernandez
Also, in the older and abandoned places that you play on in the game, those areas seem to have the most Octarian graffiti, which implies that Octarians are ghettoized which could also mean they're used for cheap labor. Maybe the squids never have to work because all the other races do the heavy lifting that isn't done by machines.
Jayden Adams
>you don't know how good you have it until it gone: the thread
Grayson Brown
Can you imagine how it'll be if they do another Callie vs Marie and Marie wins again?
Elijah Russell
source
Hunter Brown
What the fuck is up with these Inklings? They push the Octarians to lives out in the slums and dilapidated buildings, only to come in and chase them out again, now to a valley with so little exposure to light that Octarians are forced to build sky panels so they can pretend they're looking at the sky.
This is bullshit. I demand equal representation.
Caleb Lopez
A simple google image search would bring up like five immediately. I love it.
Luis Cook
You have to go back
Easton Torres
What's the closest I can get to squeezing squidling ears?
Brandon Russell
marie always wins, even when she loses.
Levi Long
Maybe a squid fin?
John Miller
>Octarians build a wall with their own meager funds
>Inklings still keep invading
LET THE OCTARIANS LIVE IN PEACE
Robert Carter
She's the best!
Julian Myers
uhm... uh...
..
PLEASE CLIMB INTO MY ASSHOLE DEAR GOD PLEASE I WANT YOU TO OPEN ME UP LIKE A CADY WRAPPER AND GOBBLE ME UP
Wyatt Gomez
...
Ayden Howard
...
Nathan Rogers
Oh shit. My fetish is coming back to haunt me. Now i want to know how soft they are.
Anthony Allen
i bet they get all nervous when you touch them too. they tell you to stop but its because they're embarassed
Jose Rivera
Oh god... it's helping.
Ethan Brooks
>Shyguy9
Christopher Watson
Blake Cooper
>PPPPLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
At that moment, Callie let loose an extremely loud fart that echoed throughout the room.
Marie was astonished by this blatant act. She was going to tell this bitch what for once and for all. She most certainly did not have to tolerate any more of this.
Instead, Marie signed wistfully, "That smells lovely."
Marie's jaw dropped, her eyes widened. "What did I just say?" she thought. A woman just farted in front of her; she shouldn't be turned on by this! But she was....her panties had suddenly become saturated with her juices.
Callie smiled naughtily, "Why thank you, young lady. Do you really like it? Do you want more?"
To Marie's horror, she found herself wanting to say yes. She forced her mouth not to move.
>FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Callie let off another, and another, and another. The spell she had cast ensured that she wouldn't run out of gas any time soon. One end of the room was flooded by the potent, gaseous substance. The cheerleader quickly moved to the other end of the room.
Marie didn't understand why the other woman's farts were turning her on, or why their smell seemed so damned sweet. She tried to ignore it, but she could sense the presence of the gas slowly drifting towards her.
Callie was smiling, "You like my farts? Can't get enough?"
Jacob Collins
I prefer Marie over Callie.
Jacob Bell
I want to deepthroat her tongue
Gabriel Smith
I prefer Mario over Callie.
Hudson Powell
I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some s***. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
Ayden Sanders
>spell she had cast
I hate when people do this, especially when the characters have jack shit to do with magic. It's lazy as fuck.
David Gutierrez
...
Hudson Hernandez
Splatoon 2: Octarian Refugee Crisis
>why are these people whose power we shut off coming to our surface, goddammit!
Jaxon Walker
>Marie's theme song
James Cook
She's the best!
Samuel Gonzalez
I'm seriously contemplating saving up for a Switch just for this game.
Ayden Morris
Great Feeder to Callie
David Perry
Full disclosure: Max Shiller
Absolutely get it. Or find a friend who you know will get a Switch on launch day so you can try out the Splatoon 2 demo. Very few people were interested in the first game and Sup Forums shat on it constantly. Then the demo hit and a staggering amount of people realized that the game was pure fun. This game should be a lot more balanced than the first one, so that will improve the experience of this one.
Carter Bell
Relatable.
Aiden Bennett
why.
Anthony Williams
...
Samuel Ross
some people don't respect the purity of squid idols
Isaac Garcia
>her hands
Is that a jojo reference?
Brandon Thompson
...
Ethan Campbell
...
Liam Walker
RIP Miiverse
Jackson Martinez
hopefully the phone app will be like a not!miiverse
Kevin Cook
It's captain cuddlefish, their grandpa who died
Jose Fisher
Coinage in the West emerged in 600 BC, and very few people went to school back then. Education helps one understand currency, but is hardly necessary.
Luis Garcia
STOP
Ryan Kelly
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
RIP PEDO SQUID
Joseph Jackson
...
Camden Martinez
Think Splatoon 2 will have paid DLC after the free updates?
Alexander Thompson
>tfw no Splaltoon anime
Isaiah Clark
>Callie ends up doing porn after she splits with Marie
>She honestly likes it.
Blake Anderson
...
Samuel Anderson
...
Jayden Edwards
Soon
Isaiah Gonzalez
im a mariefag and even I think that joke is going too far
Connor Rivera
It's just ribbing.
Gavin Flores
I want that job.
Zachary Barnes
>I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her
>underestimating squid pussy strength
James Turner
He'll be fine...
...right?
Brandon King
squid sisters aren't for lewd
Sebastian Morales
Noble idea.
Completely laughable, but noble.
Isaac Brooks
I'm so sorry user....
Brody Rogers
...
Josiah Mitchell
At least you aren't dead
Joseph Anderson
It will never not be satisfying that best girl unanimously won.
Grayson Walker
Thanks doc
Ethan Hill
>unanimously won.
Wasn't it like, 2%
That's respectably close.
Carson Diaz
...
Mason Gomez
She won both categories. First time it ever happened in a splatfest, and rightfully so.
Angel Mitchell
...
Ethan Williams
Her Animal Crossing squirrel counterpart is pretty cute
Cooper King
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Jack Nelson
...
Cameron Sanders
I wonder if Nintendo will make me buy even more Splatoon amiibo.
I am both looking forward to and dreading the prospects. I love my Splatoon figures, yet I am not that into the idea of spending even more money on amiibo.
If my Splatoon amiibo together somehow adds up to more than my Wii U or Switch costed, then that'd feel kind of wrong. But then again, more figures. It's tough.
Xavier Miller
As long as the amiibos have in-game functionality, I'm all for them. Just having them give reskins of weapons is good enough; I'd rather not have unique weapons locked behind a physical item you have to purchase.
Henry Turner
I'm okay with any Splatoon merch, I enjoy the game that much.