Not even a real resident evil game

not even a real resident evil game.

just some outlast or pt knockoff

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The first stage is denial.

>this meme

THIS GAME IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
RE6 WAS BETTER AND YOU KNOW IT

honestly the last good one was nemesis

>When you want an RE thread but you're too lazy to think of a subject

OP has it spot-on desu.

Poor Jack, playing the new dlc just makes you want to push evie down some fucking stairs after you figure she's the granny!

Feel sorry for them both DESU.

Only one's I don't fee bad for are Mia and Alan

>le CV was bad meem

lol

Well, this is what happens when you don't set boundaries for your B.o.w. and explain proper emotional reactions to it (Fuckin Alan/Mia raising the kid like it has the tism)

>steve, crossdressers and matrix wesker game
>good

It's a fucking flop so there nothing to worry about. At the very least they will make a direct sequel but it will be a side game like Operation Racoon City. RE8 is going to have nothing to do with this shit.

Ay, fuck this. Instead let's do this.

>favorite area
>least favorite area
>favorite threat
>favorite quote
>favorite girl
>favorite weapon

from just 7 or the whole series?

From RE7, my guy.

>favorite area
the main house and its first floor
>least favorite area
fucking morgue
>favorite threat
margo
>favorite quote
n i c e c a r e t h a n
>favorite girl
zoe, hands down
>favorite weapon
regular pistol

Are you feeling it son? the same feelings I felt when everybody was sucking the dick of RE4 and I was bitching how it wasn't a true RE?
Share my pain, bastards.

>favorite area
The Guest House
>least favorite area
The Salt Mines
>favorite threat
Good ol' Jack
>favorite quote
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness and your mother's pretty fuckin' close to meeting him right now
>favorite girl
Eveline
>favorite weapon
The repaired handgun

>favorite area
Old House
>least favorite area
Lucas' House
>favorite threat
Strong Molded
>favorite quote
no way fag
>favorite girl
mia a cute
>favorite weapon
Magnum

It already made back its development cost.

>favorite area
eviline bedroom area
>least favorite area
mines
>favorite threat
jackie boy
>favorite quote
ETHAN?
>favorite girl
I kinda have this weird thing for marguerite
>favorite weapon
saw

>RE VII
>The residence/residents are actually evil
technically speaking they aren't, barring Lucas
hooray

Hi crapcom employee
No way you could know this

Don't make a post like this again.

dsogaming.com/news/resident-evil-7-has-already-recouped-its-development-cost/

Go to hell.
You post some stupid claim with no source then post a source to look superior and smart?

I didn't post on Sup Forums when re 4 came out. Was the buttblast this bad?

I wasn't here either, but the general drama on the web and forums was the same as right now.
the purists claiming that Re 4 was not a true RE and the people that liked it saying it was alright, forums full of this shit.

>things that don't matter at all

try again

Good games selling well
Bad games selling poorly


Best timeline

>Chris punched the door in multiple times, but to no avail. He then noticed the doorknob, and made his entrance into the room.
>With his gun held high and his impossible standards for the perfect woman even higher, he had the upper ground.
>"Stop right there, Wesker! I'm taking you in!"
>The leather-clad Ken doll turned, almost completely unintrested enough to look without yawning really rudly.
>"Oh? If you're busy arresting me... who will protect your poor little sister?"
>Chris thought to himself 'Simmons! Oh no!'
>He narrowed his gaze on Wesker's Gucci shades.
>"Bastard! What did you do?"
>"Nothing, yet. But perhaps we can arrange... a deal of sorts"
>Wesker covered the distance between the both of them seemingly in the blink of an eye.
>Just as he was coming face to face with Chris, Wesker's leather jacket got caught in his hoverboard's wheels.
>Making a dignified, he stood up.
>"W-Wesker... what are you-"
>"Shhh. I want COMPLETE. TOTAL. ANAL SATURATION"
>Wesker whipped out his massive 4 inch cock.
>"I call it the D-Virus"
>Chris looked down and smirked
>"Ready to do this, partner?"

>favorite area
Main House
>least favorite area
Guest House
>favorite threat
Jack 3
>favorite quote
What the fuck? That's special.
>favorite girl
no one pls
>favorite weapon
M19 Shotgun (?)

delet this

...

Are we doing this?

Was Lucas under Eveline's influence in the end? I realize he was formerly independent due to some sort of pheromone blockers or whatever, but he talks to Eveline during his TV monologue and worked for her benefit.

He was playing along, while he wasn't under direct mental control she could still calcify him at a moments notice so he played his role as crazy, not to mention the way she reacted to him pulling his nails showed he might have been hamming it up a bit too much and some how actually disturb the insane mold girl

This image is golden.

>favorite area
Ship or main house

>least favorite area
Guest house, but I still it's fine for the intro

>favorite threat
Crawlers or Jack

>favorite quote
NOW LOOK WATCHU DONE MUTHAFUCKA

>favorite girl
Marguerite

>favorite weapon
Shotgun is always a classic

>Could have had a game about being chased by a crazy hillbilly family in a huge house surrounded by a Louisiana Bayou brimming with possible animals and shit.

>Got a small house section then pure shit afterwards. Also an obnoxious, not scary little girl with a shit final boss.

I feel such loss.

What they did with jack and Lucas was pure gold, but there just wasn't enough

Animals wouldn't really make sense. It was clear Jack and Eveline were killing everything near them. I think the lack of makes it a bit creepier, certainly isolates the property more.

>not liking anything after the main house

Shitcock taste, son.

KEEP GOING

>favorite area
Main house first and second floor before the Jack boss fight
>least favorite area
le spoopy basement of the main house
>favorite threat
Jack
>favorite quote
That's not groovy!
>favorite girl
Jack
>favorite weapon
Shotgun