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Why not list them then OP

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Zelda
Mario Kart
Mario Odyssey
Untitled Fire Emblem
Splatoon 2

You absolutely can get hit. The blast radius from the shell is large and persistent. Planty of time to plow into it.

>he doesn't know how to avoid blue shells using mushrooms

>hurr they must only cater to my specific needs

>he doesn't watch the minimap and hit the brakes when someone gets a blue shell

>SWITCH HAS NO GAMES
>it has 61 games
>YEAH WELL I CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GAMES THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD ON ONE HAND
everytime

>lego worlds
>on a fucking console
LITERALY HOW?

Blue shells were best when they sped along the ground, taking out EVERYONE who didn't avoid it. Made it easier for the one using it to catch up to the rest and didn't royally fuck over only the guys in 1st/2nd place.

>Zelda: Season of the Pass
>Mario Kart 8 2
>Weeb Emblem
>Shoot The Floor 2

Mario Odyssey and Bomberman are the only decent looking games on the Switch so far

THIS. Spiked shells were super fun on MK64.

Everybody does this so the trick is to blast into first place, take the blue shell and get set back to 3rd or so and race back into first with a red shell.

That's a better year 1 lineup than every single console in the past 2 gens, to be completely honest.

What are you too poor to buy a system for the greatest game of all time? Seriously your poorfags need to get a real job. This game is going to transcend time, literally and figuratively and you are going to be on the sidelines? That's just sad

>Cube Life: Survival Island

No. Once the blue shell is fired it stays on target, I've tried to slow down while in first and it still hits me.

Spike shells are an allegory of the humanity.
Since usually a 5th or less gets them, it represents the "if I can't win this guy shouldn't either", perfectly.

>YEAH WELL I CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GAMES THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD ON ONE HAND

whom are you quoting?

i just want my animal crossing switch, not buying one until that gets announced

When playing with Sup Forums on MK7 the blueshellfag would always wait forever to throw it. Usually for me.

>port
>port
>finally new 3d mario
>finally new console fe
>rehash

2 games for me.

Too bad nazi. Looks like you're on the wrong side of history. I'm going to be a hero for not buying it.

>Shoot The Floor 2
Kek

Not buying ever single game on a console? holy shit stop the presses.

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Sounds like a personal problem.

Not saying anything is shit, but
Thumbs Up I want
Thinking I need to see more of
Shrug does nothing for me
Blank I have no opinion of

It's funny how even Nintendo is wrong about their own games.

You can most certainly get hit by a blue shell despite not being in 1st place. They travel on ground in MK7 and MK8, hitting bystanders in the way.

Bomberman looks like fucking dogshit.

That's $300 worth of games.
Seems like a good start to me.

Is Mario about to summon his Persona?

>Even Nintendo
>The NYC store

What did he mean by this

Computer Science? More specifically, coding?

i know. but that game is fucking heavy as FUCK. how the fuck they managed to make it run on a switch?

It's basically a minecraft clone.

how old is this video? there are 90 games en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_games

yeah were every cube is made by 50 round pieces

>Made by 50 round pieces

I own the game. Voxels in lego worlds are basically smaller.

Holy shit I just realized they couldn't get as Minecraft version, that's fucking pathetic

What

Minecraft has been confirmed

Where my /arms/ boyz at?

green = will buy
yellow = will maybe buy

reporting in

>not getting No More Heroes
Shit list user.

MUMMY MASTER RACE reporting in

I will crush you

It was far more dangerous being on the ground, they should make it go on ground then once near who's in first bomb them.

It's almost like any other console launch.

>Lego city undercover

Wasn't that a Wii U launch title? Also lol @ Minecraft Story mode, but not the actual minecraft, thats the only thing kids care about.

Minecraft is confirmed

Not gonna buy a console on maybes and what ifs.

NMH is a shit series. Terrible gameplay with WACKY stuff.

>Can count the number of games I'd actually buy for the Switch with one finger

fixed. and it's a downgraded port from their last-gen console. nintendo is DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD.

Minecraft was already confirmed

they're all confirmed games idiot

All of those are confirmed to come, so I don't see what you are talking about.

The maybe is me saying I am not certain on whether or not I want to buy that game yet.

Doesn't mean they'll be any good.

>DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD

Did the cock happen to go up your ass when you were typing this?

>no console Animal Crossing
That is a game people would buy a Switch for but I guess Nintendo hates money

No, it isn't. Just rehashes and more rehashes.

Pity the majority of them are games you can buy literally right now on other platforms that will more than likely run them better and indie garbage

E3.

E3 will have Animal Crossing, Retro's project (it's Metroid), Monster Hunter 5 and more info on the Fire Emblem Switch exclusive as well as more of SM Odyssey, Xenoblade 2

Then don't buy it at launch? Nobody ever told you you should

Do you honestly think they won't be putting out an AC game on a system? They've had AC on every system since the n64.

Minecraft is confirmed.

Wait, Fates is gonna be on the Switch? Well thank god, cause I sold my 3DS to pay off the damn thing.

Not on WiiU, that Mario Party meme game doesn't count

No. Read that word bubble again

>see "in the past 2 gens"
>immediately start typing up a post about how phenomenal the 6th gen lineups were
>realize Switch is technically 9th gen

I don't know if I'm just retarded, or it's that underwhelming, or both.

>Shoot The Floor 2

I laughed

They can just set the quality level down, draw distance lower than hell and remove most of the post-processing. Done

you look like fucking dogshit

Forgot. Was thinking of New Leaf. Either way, you can expect the next game to be on Switch since they seem to have delegated the series to portable.

it's still better

City Undercover will be released on PC, XBone and PS4 this year

I've owned every playstation from the beginning all the way to the ps4.

Honestly I'm not sure if I see myself buying a PS5 in the future.
I had quite some hopes for the PS4 but right now, for me personally, it only has like 3 good games (+1 once the Crash remaster is out I guess). That's just not enough, I feel like I might actually focus on just a strong PC and Nintendo in the future.

>Zelda: Season of the Pass

I dropped playstation after I got a PS3. Sony started removing features from my Phat, games got sparse, the games that were coming out were only focused on graphics for a device that couldn't output those graphics. Went to PC and never looked back.

Hmmm....Is 8, maybe 9 games worth getting the switch? Some of these look neat, the zombie Vikings thing I will have to look into though.

The last game I enjoyed on a playstation device was infamous 1.
It seems as though Ninty actually tries to make games over "cinematic experiences"

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>Switch looks so goddamn cool, can't wait to fucking play Zelda
>And... the Splatoon beta
>Eventually
>...Xenoblade and Mario will be out at Christmas
>Maybe

This might be the first Nintendo console I don't mind not getting at launch

Then don't buy it.
I mean at this point in time you should only be buying the Sony consoles as tertiary consoles due to the thing thriving mostly on third parties and shallow cinematic games.

Maybe once half of them are out.

I enjoyed Infamous 1, but goddamn the flaws made it difficult a lot of the time.

>not being hyped for MK8 Deluxe and ARMS

fuck off Bombergirl dev.

A rule many people go on is the five game rule.
If a system has at least five games you want on it that's a worthwhile purchase.

>taking video games seriously

>You can't get hit by a blue shell if you're never in first place.
I don't get what's so bad about this post.

Wasn't the point of the joke Nintendo acknowledging that they're always in last place when it comes to the console race, technology and third party games?
I thought it was pretty funny when I first saw it.

>A game I already own and put like 300+ hours into

I did genuinely forget ARMS in my post so thank you user

>stay in 2nd Place
>item farm
>wait for first to get blasted on the second or third lap
>take the win every time

Bravo, Nintendo.

That didn't stop the PS4

no that's not the point of the joke lmao

I didn't mention the PS4. Stop deflecting, Nintendrone

>waku waku 7

o baybee. Wish it was a remake tho.

>list minecraft ripoff AND minecraft
kek

also

>Constructor
Goddam is it a remake or a port of the DOS version?

I hope Rime is good

I really, really hope Rime is good

>2 of them are ports

After the embarrassment that's the wii u, how are they still not learning?