red is objectively best
Red is objectively best
Where's the button that turns me into a cute girl?
Grey, videogames should have never gone mainstream.
Orange is best
Black. Only one that lets me die.
How about none?
it's a tie between purple and black
Black. End the suffering
I abstain.
Red, because I have a stable internet connection so I don't care.
Purple or orange are the patrician choices.
RED
no company dies, And everyone is happy
In the 5th dimension the red universe is still probably full of spergs on Sup Forums that just want ninten to fail
Grey and Red are the only choices.
The others are meme tier for virgins.
>Not wanting another video game crash
Blue is the only option
Orange. Super Hang On, Fantasy Zone, Afterburner, Outrun.
Black, but not because of HL3
Orange would literally bring about a golden age of gaming.
It would be glorious Sega vs Nintendo again.
Black
>Half Life 3 is announced
>Never comes out anyway
>Eternal life.
Croppes tits?
>no button that turns me into a cute girl to make tons of money on twitch
>Not choosing black
I'll be sure to haunt this board before I finally settle down.
this
>pick black
>HL3 is announced
>go on a quest to destroy valve before the game releases knowing that you're immortal while doing so
get your porn somewhere else fag!
Green.
Literally no downside
hit dat mf orange button
This, Orange would in turn bring in the good part of Red without the constant internet connection because it would make them think they're in competition again. They don't consider themselves to be in competition with Sony and Microsoft because they're so drastically different, making Nintendo do some retarded choices.
>Sega comes back and doesn't support 3rd parties
>Microsoft and Sony die, so only nintendo is left
So every 3rd party game would be exclusive to PC? Oh wait, microsoft's dead, Linux exclusive baybee
Purple has literally no negatives
Red or Blue.
Red - The annoyance of GFNL would be worth it for all the good shit.
Blue - Better to have to wait for all the episodes of a good game than instant access to mediocrity.
I don't even give a shit about half life but I want to die so BLACK BLACK BLACK for the love of all that is good, BLACK
Green. Don't even give a fuck what Konami would put out.
Black is ruse.
It might be announced, but that won't stop it from being delayed.
It won't be released until a week before your natural death, which is likely when you're an old fart who can't into videogames anymore due to lack of physical and mental capabilities.
But there literally isn't a downside to black.
>get that shitshow released finally so pcfats will stop bitching
>get to die too
You monster
Yeah right you fucking pussies, if you haven't killed yourself already you wouldn't have the balls to push that button.
GREEN
Grey has no downside.
Red has a only a partial downside.
Go with either of those.
Green, Nintendo has been absolute garbage for well over a decade now.
>Black
>in our current reality, I'm more likely to die before it comes out, now I'm guaranteed to live to see it
>I'll know exactly when I'll die and can plan accordingly
>I'll die
literally not a single bad thing there
But that's literally what I just said, fuckface
Purple. Crash the industry making all the casuals fuck off forever and gaming goes back to a niche hobby.
Not them but I just haven't done it because I don't have the means to get a shotgun and ammo.
Green
FUCK Nintendo and ninTODDLERS
you said announced on black, not released
it will take forever, go to development hell, and I'll live forever.
>have cancer
>pick black
>it is announced
>no release date
>it never comes out
>now immortal
Faggot
I honestly don't see a downside to Orange or Green.
Or black if you're terminally ill.
Do you really want to live forever...forever and ever...
FOREVER YOUNG
>taking the joke seriously
Purple.
Fuck this industry.
this
i didn't realize school got out this early! you must be 18+ to post on this board.
Square the fuck up kid. I could take five of you even if I was blindfolded and had BOTH of my hands tied behind my back. I'd wipe the flor with you in mere seconds you complete and utter ball of garbage. I've taken shits that are tougher than you. You better prepare yourself for the smackdown that I'm going to lay upon your filthy soon-to-be corpse, because by the time I'm done with you, you're gonna be begging the reaper for the sweet release of death.
Filthy little wanker
purple sounds good and I don't give a shit about capcom
Grey has literally no downsides.
Black
>people want another crash (and by another I mean their first since they weren't even alive during the actual first) thinking vidya would be "reborn"
>Nintendo is currently at their worst
>nobody would save the industry
>Wanting someone to save the industry
Have you ever considered that maybe, some of us just want the industry to die and never revive because we need a new hobby to enjoy before it's inevitably turned mainstream and gets shit up permanently?
>we need a new hobby
Then go find one, fag.
There is literally nothing stopping you.
I thought it was because we hated ourselves and wanted to become suicidal. So that's just me?
>implying anything is stopping you from finding a new hobby
You're the type of person who routinely wishes they could die but is too scared to commit suicide.
Purple sounds the most promising, but the wording is misleading. On one hand, not every "good business decision" means good games, it could mean smart microtransaction models to farm shekels from whales or record-breaking season pass sales, "good business decisions" are meant to pleasure stockholders and they don't give a fuck if Dante, Donte or Danta is the next DMC protagonist as long as it sells truckloads. Bringing back megaman is a meme, there are dozens of megaman games, and I doubt 1% of the whiners have finished at least 5 of them, go play the fucking games before whining; also, "bringing back megaman" could be a garbage mighty n9-tier cartoon tie-in game, not necessarily a good one. btw those 2 phrases are contradictory since "bringing back megaman is not a sound business decision, as some like to believe
Industry crash is not that bad of a downside; a crash means that someone has to step out of the shiter of early access, survival games, cheap horror games, indieshit, movie games, microtransactions, season passes, lootcrates, f2p and actually make good shit for once to bring the industry back.
I want to push that button too, I wanna be a princess that needs to be saved
>someone has to step out of the shiter of early access, survival games, cheap horror games, indieshit, movie games, microtransactions, season passes, lootcrates, f2p
who? literally everyone's doing it
yeah
>Press Black Button
>Valve announces HL3 and the release date
>Tamper with the studio and stop it from ever coming out
>Become immortal
Faggots like you never liked video games in the first place. I can tell that you both have terrible taste in vidya.
>Hit grey
>Nothing changes
>Tamper with the studio
I don't think you'd have to. They'd delay it themselves.
Nobody's forcing you to play video games you shitter.
>someone actually saved my button chart
I'm flattered, thank you user! Have another
>being this much of a melodramatic faggot
you should take up acting
I like video games but the shitstorm it would cause on here would be far more entertaining than any video game would be.
Batman TAS is literally better than every single other cartoon on both lists put together.
Like it's not even close.
Green
Classic disney alone is responsible for 80% of that chart
Red, but only because I love Spiderman
Yellow
Nintendo goes back to making amazing games again instead of children's games, buys Sega and creates good Sonic games
Playstation buys back Crash and Spyro and creates new games for them and puts more focus on older IPs like Ape Escape, Jumping Flash, Wild Arms and Legend of Dragoon
Microsoft gives Rare free roam to create new games for Banjo-Kazooie and Conker
Half-Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Portal 3 are all announced
a new Super Smash bros-esque game is announced with Melee gameplay with 100 characters from all systems/developers + PC
Red. Literally no downsides.
I fucking love PPG, the Eds, Courage, and Looney Tunes, but you've got fucking Tom and Jerry+classic Disney+Batman on the right. Green.
>Either erase Disney or Looney Tunes
Neither.
Green fuckin easy who even plays nintendo anymore
Red, only because I can't stand the idea of losing classic Looney Tunes.
Green
>Nintendo goes PC/Digital
>Not only do they make good games, but I don't have to keep buying a new console and a new handheld every few years
How is this supposed to be bad? That's easily a plus other than the GFWL which is hardly an issue.
Grey is the most entertaining, I want to see how much of a shitfest this board can become.
>there are people ITT who would erase Tom and Jerry
>Sony and Microsoft completely die along with any of their IPs and properties
>GFWL tier service
>Only partial downside
You have no idea how bad it was, do you?
Green, no question. All the shitty kikebook memes I see are from shows in the left. I'd miss Spongebob,but it would be worth it. Wish I could get rid of Disney too, though.
green
courage was the only purely good thing on the left, rip
Green, but only if it means they start making Megas stuff again
Blue is the only one without a serious consequence, so that one.
the thread you made with it was successful so I saved it to make another thread. the ideas in themselves were not that compelling to me
>press Black
>live forever
the only good choice
>Sega comes back but microsoft and its Ips die as a result
YEEEE-
>Microsoft bought Jet set Radio
FUUUUUUUUCK
Wait, was this thread you're talking about recent? My timestamp for when I made it shows Oct 2014.