Are you ready for your games to require an Amazon prime membership Sup Forums?

are you ready for your games to require an Amazon prime membership Sup Forums?

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Amazon prime is why I never leave my house, it would complement playing video games well.

>Buying games

fbbp

They're just going to make mobile garbage I'm sure.

I'm ready to order my fucking game now

>tfw dont have a work from home job so i could hibernate and live off of amazon

Literally half of American households have a prime membership.
Scary stuff.

>it's real
holy shit

To put that in perspective, half as many voted for Trump (25%).

>ships within 1 to 2 months
nigga what?

Did they really expect Nioh to sell so poorly that they undershipped?

what?
I never leave the house and I order all my shit from amazon but I don't have prime

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I'm only in this thread for the next half an hour but AMA about working here and why literally everyone that does is a pajeet paid 70% of the western equivalent.

I'm ok with this since it would keep poor people from playing games.
ie all of europe

>t. sweden
Go fuck yourself

>1 to 2 months
e-e-enjoy your game

>25% of the us population voted for trump
>he's our president

lol okay kid, keep telling yourself that

>Amazon starts their Twitch promotion
>Get a Hearthstone character and card back, cool
>Absolutely nothing worthwhile since

T-thanks Amazon.

holy fuck I can't belive this is real. who decided it was a good idea to fuck over Amazon with stock shortages? I mean they're only screwing themselves.

is there anything good i can buy on amazon with this 50 buck amazon gift card rn

Porn.

How many pounds of pussy and ass does $50 get you these days?

fuck off

Honestly I don't know why people would use something other than Amazon prime.

It's like 100 dollars a year which basically pays for itself when I order like 15 new games every year. Plus all the other movie and music shit I get on top of that is just the cherry on top honestly.

They aren't shorting Amazon.

They only printed like 500,000 physical copies for the entirety of America.

They're shorting EVERYONE.

About tree fiddy

Onaholes.

>thing pays for itself if I spend money on thing
That isn't how it works.

It's better to be short on supply than print a fuckton of shit otherwise you get something like Battleborn. This is why I can't hate NISA about their limited print runs.

Good thing I only play superior japanese games and order my shit from Play-Asia.

sex toys, a controller, used games

that's a fallacy but I agree to the extent that it's usefullness outweighs the percieved expense from using the service in an alternate way

If he buys a lot of new console games, sure. You get a 20% discount on phyiscal game preorders and within the first 2 weeks of launch if you have Prime. For PC it's pointless because who the hell has physical games and who the hell only takes a 20% discount, but for console games it could be useful.

>but for console games it could be useful.
Perhaps my lack of a modern-gen console prevented me from seeing this.
I can get up to 75% off my sheckles if I go to jew2a

>Get Prime, also get a free Twitch sub with it
>Don't use it because I don't want one of those stupid NEW SUBSCRIBER!!!! popups to happen
Next day delivery is rad though

>Pay 48 dollars per game instead of 63 dollars at any other place
>save 15 dollars on every new game I purchase

I'd end up paying more ouf of pocket per year if I had 10 games that were 63 dollars that'd be 630 dollars. If I pay for the 100 dollars and buy 10 games that are 48 dollars. That's 580 dollars.

Now you can reply when you get out of high school and actually do your own banking.

>Now you can reply when you get out of high school and actually do your own banking.

If you're trying to imply you're a complete adult with some sort of superiority, remember where you are. This is how you spend your time in between your no games machine and banking?

Blazblue Central Fiction is 50 bucks if you're into fighters. I think the price has slowly been going down though, its weird.

This I'm already a Prime member and buy all of my physical copies through them for that sweet discount anyway.

It would be great if they got into digital distribution and give Steam a bit of honest competition though imo.

The amount of money that company makes is insane. They could literally become Skynet someday if they wanted to.

>stores without workers
>cars without drivers

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Niche game with a small first print. There will be more. Give it a week or 2.

Do you know how voting works, faggot?

>Half the country didn't vote at all
>Hillary won the popular vote
>Trump lost popular vote

Trump basically came in 3rd place, user

my local walmart still has some. im in a fucking leaf though.

>he doesn't have amazon prime
Gay poor nigger detected.

Should have pre-orded senpai, got mine on launch day from Amazon.

Pre ordered BotW for $47 off of Amazon, didn't even know about the prices until I was in checkout.

how is amazon prime for food and groceries? Is it worth it? I'm asking because I want to try Prime

Look at Lords of the Fallen.

>Honestly I don't know why people would use something other than Amazon prime.
Because others are faster and cheaper than Amazon. My local entertainment electronics and video game store has an one hour round-trip time from ordering online to ready for collection (with a ten minute walk from my home).
So why wait days on Amazon deliveries?
>It's like 100 dollars a year which basically pays for itself when I order like 15 new games every year.
If I order video games on Amazon, I have to pay 5 € postage for each one even with Prime and drive to the post office to collect them. They don't go to the mailbox. No other online shop does that. So even if I order games by mail, I order them elsewhere.
>Plus all the other movie and music shit I get on top of that is just the cherry on top honestly.
You can get movie and music downloads for free.

> Amazon
> Making games
> Prime exclusive

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

Popular vote is a myth, too. Many people in Tennessee didn't vote, because we knew Trump would take the state, and a lot of us are in rural areas and have to drive miles and miles to a poling place. In our case, it is pretty much useless for us to vote. Likewise, I doubt a lot of Republicans in California went out and voted seeing as how Clinton would have just smashed the state anyway. Most of the people I know who did vote did so because they had another reason to go do it, like a liquor by the drink law for their county or some shit.

It isn't voter apathy I'm talking about. It's just that it is pointless to go do it.

not him but theres a lot on prime it just takes like 2 weeks to ship
also need to spend 25 dollars for add-on items

>I never leave the house and I order all my shit from amazon but I don't have prime
You'd save a lot of money with it

I don't know anyone who uses Amazon Prime other than college students taking advantage of it being free.

Well, you've got a damn good point there.

>You'd save a lot of money with it

>make yourself completely dependent on Amazon
>fast forward ten years
>get jewed by Amazon with no alternatives left, because retail is completely gone
That sounds like a smart idea.

>preorder a game on amazon
>add an addon item
>get the addon item first
>cancel preorder

>I don't know anyone who uses Amazon Prime other than college students taking advantage of it being free.
>2025
>out of college
>They pay Amazon $100 a month, because they are unable to acquire goods otherwise.

Lol watch drumpf get impeached before april 1st

I remember one time was about to buy a pressure cooker from Amazon, had it in my shopping cart for a week before I finally decided to. Went to buy it, the price went up 10 fucking euros. Checked price history and the thing didn't change its price in over a year. Got so fucking buttmad I went on complaining about it, rambling some tinfoil hat tier shit about algorithms and how they fucking rise the price according to how many people shows interest in the thing (be it by putting it in the cart, wish list, etc). They ended up giving me 5€ discount. Swallowed assblast and bought the thing, I really needed it.

Funny thing is until this day I'm not exactly sure I was just being paranoid, or spot on.

>inb4 nice blog faggot

It's already that way though.
I only really order things from Amazon, Ebay and Google Express now. I haven't been to a supermarket in months.

What's the last thing you ordered off Amazon, Sup Forums

I'll start

Jelly beans.

Vidya

>I haven't been to a supermarket in months.
You really think that killing off that infrastructure is a smart idea?
Are you going to starve to death when you Internet goes out?

Prime is $100 a year dumbass

Netflix costs like $120 a year.
Shipping costs like thousands without it.
I save well over $100 a year on vidya alone
I just don't get why anyone wouldn't pay up.
Besides it's murdering gamestop and that's lovely.

In 2017.
Guess how much it is in 2025, when nobody can opt out anymore?

It's not my responsibility to keep non-competitive businesses afloat.

Yeah because supermarkets will die and my Internet will go out for weeks straight, both cellular and home network, as well as work and all my friends.

That actually is a pretty funny story.

Also, what the fuck is up with you faggots posting weekly "amazon paranoia" threads?

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A shit load of umaibo

Bluetooth dongle so that I don't need to use a cable for my Xbone controller.
But the last game I got was Guilty Gear Xrd -Revelator

A book. It sucked.

>can't opt out
Tinfoil off faggot.

Probably because you're in college and most people you know are college students. Idiot.

Lots of people at my work have Prime, it's pretty cheap and nice to have.

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I doubt it.
But this would be great if it helped me pre order limited edition shit.

>it's pretty cheap and nice to have.

I swear this reads like almost every other post that defends Amazon Prime on this site. Am I arguing with Amazon AI?

We're all Amazon, in service of Prime.

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All it needs is a fucked up transformer and electricity is gone for weeks.
>It's not my responsibility to keep non-competitive businesses afloat.
An Amazon monopoly is not "competitive" by any means.
If you have no food distributors within 100 miles anymore and you will only get food delivered with a Amazon Prime membership. What are you going to do? Pay that $100 a month to Amazon or starve to death?

>weekly "amazon paranoia" threads

is that so? I haven't been here for over four months

I'm actually okay with it tho, seems comfy so far

electric hot plate and coconut oil for me mum

better question coming through

Probably changed seller, one was $10 cheaper always but stopped selling it.
You didn't notice since both were fulfilled by amazon prime so they were just the default option.

>I swear this reads like almost every other post that defends Amazon Prime on this site. Am I arguing with Amazon AI?
Just your standard shills.

What's the weirdest/most disgusting thing you bought on Amazon familia?

I assume that jar is for fapping. I've seen people say jokes about >vaseline or >petroleum jelly

What's all the talk about it? Does it make fapping better?

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user that's not how electricity works. I'd need to live in a 3rd world shithole amd have a LOT of transformers die.
I've had hardcore power outages here and even still it's never out for more than 30 minutes and i still get signal.

>if you have no food distributors within 100 miles.
If amazon prime was $100 a month therr would be a huge demand for supermarkets so they would make them. Do you understand anything about how business works?

nope, only 1 seller user, actually checked it first looking for cheaper option (before they rose the price, I mean)

>more than 30 minutes
I mean like a 30 minute drive worth of radius.

It's actually not that great and an actual lubricant is better for the purpose.
Vaseline is decent for moisturization though.

I use it for this

I'm a degenerate

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>Milo's book
Kill yourself.

How is it?