Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

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Shortbow, does almost as much damage as the regular sword and has ranged

Probably the lightning staff, because as soon as you've killed something you have less cool down before moving on to the next mook in the hoarde.

CYOA thread?

Can I choose both a melee and ranged weapon?
If so, normal sword and short bow.

>Medium
>Alfredo Sauce
>Sausage
>Cinnamon Sticks
>Dessert Pizza

Lightning Staff

Medium
Jalapenos and Pinapple
Lava Cakes and Chicken Wings

Mine would be:
>Small
>Green Pepper, Pineapple, and Onion
>Calzone and sodas, give green pepper and pineapple to pineapple characters
Green Pepper is OP as fuck. I'd mostly use it for those /d/ tier world-changing fetish scenarios

Give me the stick.

>smg more stable than assault rifle

semi auto shotgun for close and medium range

suppressed pistol to finish medium and harass long range guys

That's how it usually goes in games.
SMGs get tight hip spread on the move and easier handling in tight spaces, while ARs become inaccurate as fuck if you aren't stationary and the longer barrel will bump into the environment more often if the game takes note of that kind of thing.

AR + Suppressed Pistol can't be stopped.

Staff because I prefer mage over the others. I don't even care about the stats.

Medium 2 topping bacon and olives.

Breadsticks and brownies. Winning tons of money gambling and tons of pussy in the process, and life only gets better from there regardless of what I choose to do.

Do all weapons get crit hits?

If Old Faithful ROF > Eagle Claw's, then SMG + Old Faithful

got any greatswords? if not just the regular sword thanks

Bolt action + tacticool

>Small
>Alfredo sauce:This is very helpful
>Ham:Diseases are gone forever
>Mushroom:Pretty good for planting food, also 150 m are good
Pasta:Usefull for laptops and phones
Calzone:Ham is perfect, nushroom not that much but hey.
Sodas:Endless water and coffe i suppose.

just the doogle
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The motherfucker right here

semi auto shotgun and tacticool handgun

>first time playing dark souls
>find this shitty giant tree branch in the middle of the ass swamp
>think "please, what is this barbarian shit? i'm a proud fucking knight, god dammit." and ignore it
>recent playthrough
>playing as a swamp pyromancer full STR
>eh, may as well try it out even though ultra weapons are slow as shit in this game.
>ITS THE BEST FUCKING WEAPON IN THE GAME
NOBODY TOLD ME. HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN?

ranged and kite bosses solo master class

lightning
so I can zap myself while masturbating

damage in 10 secs;
>Sword: 100dmg
>Scimitar: 90dmg
>Short Bow: 90dmg
>Staff: 75dmg

So for melee; Sword. For ranged; Bow.

that's assuming every attack hits
for melee it is more practical to use the scimmy for an increased chance to hit as it swings 2x as often and only deals 10% less dmg if every attack lands
for ranged both bow and staff are pretty equal

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Well, Sup Forums?

Manly dude's Coolspear.
Axes all miss anyways.

Can I just have an axe?

>play a multiplayer game with bros
>scrub bro picks sword
>i pick polearm as many games dont use them at all
>git gud bro picks mage
>later
>scrub bro is weak as fuck with sword, dies everynow and then
>mage bro have found some broken ass combo and backs sword bro up
>polearm is overpowerd as fuck and i solo a couple of harder groups with zero problem
>defend and destroy mission
>recomended to be atleast 6 people
>swordbro and mage bro defend while i smack destroy points
great fun was had

I gotchu fampai

>playing anything other than ether rex

Manly Dude's Coolspear. Axe isn't a choice so it has no weaknesses

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I guess so.

>nu-Sup Forums unironically picks something other than one shot johnny

What kind ya want, friend?

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scmitar is like my dick so scmitar

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The green pepper is literally fucking busted wide open, though.
>say "I am omnipotent."
>become god
>all other problems solved

>Small 3 Topping + 2 Side

>Bacon
>Chicken
>Ham

>Breadsticks are broken as fuck
>Chicken Wings

Yeah.. but you gotta eat green peppers.

Green Peppers are but a small price to pay for godhood.

You can then make it so you tasted the most delicious food back then rather then green peppers.

I want one shot johnny shitters to leave

>there are anons picking according to powers and not just choosing according to taste

>anything but Ersu

tomboy pls

Amlia seems the least intrusive to me so I gotta go with that one
I like booze sex and my stuff quite a bit so that rules out long man ersu ur and lux
And I'm not an edgy dick so luckt and quet are out

Gimme a girl

Ha

Fuck me

>Medium
>Pepperoni
>Bacon
>Calzone
>Cinnamon sticks

Find a bf, share powers, both become sexy skilled lovers who get to live together for ~350 years.

Ez

It's humanly impossible to shoot three arrows per second.

Good thing we aren't human then.

Which level are you at, Sup Forums?

Missing doesn't work like that. If you attack more often, you miss more often, too.
Same for crits.

Whatever Flower tier is.
I can explain any fetish real or imagined.

Source and explain most fetishes lands me in whatever the fuck that flower thing is.

Welp can't be worse than no gf

Who cares about humans

Guess im marked.

Todd posting

normalfag

Lets roll

rolling PPP

Rolling!

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>soul taker
>spam time stop

Checko-maito da

Henry Rollins

Lets see where this goes.

W-wait a second......... is this...... could it be........ could this QUITE POSSIBLY BE................ A JOJO REFERANCE?!?!?!?!?!

Dreadarc in main, Eagle in off-hand. Who cares if your enemies on fire when they can't hit you?

Staff obviously, mages are always good

>Graduate
>Equal Height
>Athletic
>Busty, though really any are fine
>Child Bearing
>Cute
>Ponytail, though I'd go with anything besides dreadlocks
>Bronze
>Sexual Predator, though Nymph sounds appealing, barring the public bit, and it'd fit with my abnormal sex drive
>Mostly Equal

>Laidback, Cunning, Bant-Master, Pragmatic, Pervert
Quick-witted women and wordplay get me going.

>Cuddling, Orgasm Denial, Toys, Bondage, Pet-Play, Impregnation, Lewd Roleplay, Oral, Rape-Play, Milking Dry Since we're only limited to 10 for some reason. I find the whole double/triple pick system kinda stupid, so sue me for ignoring the system.
>Reading, Anime, Videogames, Instrument, Computer
Surprisingly, nothing I'd pick from this besides Futanari.

>ur the wheel
no im not

R o l l

the eagle and diadus, so I can become the fast in human form.

FAST!

now what's the accuracy and crit rate

Flower
>I'm a meme on a different board

>medium
>green pepper
>ham
>breadsticks
>cinnamon sticks

Get waifu with peppers
Ham because waifu is snek
Breadsticks to earn millions in casinos
Cinnamon sticks for the benefit of waifu

Sword is 10 DPS, scimitar and shortbow are 9 DPS, and the lightning staff is 7.5 DPS.

Sword is the best.

onion is fucking trash.
minimum wage is by the hour.
56 dollars every month.

Ro ll

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pepperoni, bacon, olive large pizza
rate me

two jacks.

Regular sword. If possible, short bow primary, regular sword secondary.

Small pizza, with bacon, chicken, and ham.

Breadsticks and calzone.

i love you user

>dumpy girl
>likes Undertale
If that was omitted I'd probably pick her, but I knew an actual dumpy girl who liked Undertale and it was the worst shit ever.

Actually it's a Dishonored reference.

How fucked am I

Dumpy desu

rollling

Speed demon

Let's see...

Regular Sword, highest DPS and isn't a cowards weapon.