Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?

Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?

Depression

Crippling depression.

depression

Autism and a disturbing addiction to thicc dickgirl butts

Unrelenting dissatisfaction and depression.

like clockwork

Depression

Never-ending depression

big benis

Shove it up yo ass powers

A huge dong

Chronic clinical crippling depression

You should post some.

Extreme self loathing

:'(

An average sized penis that most likely will never satisfy any woman

Shitposting power

The power to read 2 parts of jojo (5 and 6) in 5 days

Also depression

Depression and a Iphone SE

Self destruction

The power of diabetes.

being brown in trump's america

Drinking without a hangover. Its situational

...

the power to overcome all odds!

Chronic Masturbator

A gun and the ability to masturbate a lot

The ability to stare into the void and have it flinch and cower out of pure terror.

here's a pic fo rthe r/Sup Forums screencap lol

An urge to copulate with Cammy.

Cute face but he loses motivation to do anything

Who could Kirby eat to get the power of eating someone to gain their power?

Keeby.

Couldn't he just suck his own dick for that? Wait a minute! Is kirby a girl?!

Nigger

....And also PTSD.

>a 8.4×5.6 black dick
>a lean and muscular build(still a work in progress)
>12 years of muay thai experience
>depression

Do yourself a favor and read slowly
I committed that error with part 5

The ability to piss off people close to you by merely existing.
Also depression.

Stone Power

The power to have a penis

the power to absorb the power of whatever it swallow.

A dude that has depression, A stutter, Suicidal thoughts, No friends, And anxiety

He's pink of course he's a girl

Massive amounts of pubic hair.

Depression

BBC

the power of being tired all the time

The ability to shitpost

Being able to work at customer service for 18 months and still be able to smile.

>Tfw almost 4 years at it
I just internalize it all

The ability to have the best boipussy this side of texas

the will to kill

The power of hypospadias

Stop fapping and sleep 8 hours a day.

Try a week nofap.

Crippling depression

>Hypospadias
>A condition in which the opening of the penis is on the underside rather than the tip.

What the fuck.

i dont even fap at all
though i probably need more sleep anyway

Actually he's a blob, so... neither.

What is the science behind no faping causing these improvements?

I live in Texas. Didn't know twink femboys live here.

this should be a banner

ADHD

Some aussie in Sup Forums told me you bald if you masturbate too much.

Becomes rather handsome and charismatic with the ability to woo most girls.
But he has performance anxiety and struggles to get a boner at random.
It's the fucking worst and nothing is more embarrassing.
>It happened again last week

Literal autism. I was diagnosed two days ago.

Genuine question, what's wrong with you? Feel like doctors jump to the "autism" conclusion now when a lot of times it's something simple like being antisocial

Crippling depression and suicidal thoughts.

A lot of fetishes.
Including a vore fetish.
This probably doesn't bode well for reality.

that's not a "special power"
what makes you unique? that's the special power. just existing isn't a special power

Then you probably don't live in Austin, Houston or Dallas.
Or if you do, you don't go out often, because They are common there

>what makes you unique?
Nothing, I'm generic, disposable and worthless.

How the fuck would you interpret depression as a moveset for Kirby? What would the hat look like?

unusually large cum loads

thats why you gotta find girls with smaller than average vaginas man.

tranquility

it exists, at least in Kirby Super Star
sleep

The ability to have people give him stuff just by asking

he would just turn into a sulking grey raincloud version of himself, move slowly, not have any jumps, etc.

and you could only lose it by death

The ability to fall just in-between socially where you're disgusted by nerdy cunts that actually discuss vidya/anime openly but you're not normie enough to hang out with normal people so you kinda just have no friends or merely a bunch of acquaintances that you may talk to in person but never actually hang out with.

Whip from the Wii game. Only with the minor graphical change of it being a rope instead of a whip.

And how would I go about that without being arrested?

Not like the other anons

Just kill her afterwards or beforehand.

That's getting too real, user.

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mash a to not kill yourself

Wow there's a lot of depressed people in this thread. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IBS. Hope he enjoys sitting on the toilet shitposting on Sup Forums.

>woo girl
>check vagina
>back out or precede as necessary.
rocket science, innit?

Compulsive spending

Diarrhea when eating cheese or greasy foods

ennui

A self loathing that drives you to be the best you can be in an attempt to silence it. Also become a naturally good shooter.

Autistic Internal Screaming

It should be.
Sup Forums has the worst banner out of all of them.

>Woo girl
I'm already lost at step 1

HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE