HEY HEY COME ON OVER LETS PLAY SOME CRAZY TAXI!

HEY HEY COME ON OVER LETS PLAY SOME CRAZY TAXI!

okay
YA YA YA YA YA

YA YA YA YA YA

Will Sega ever make a new game?

No.

And The Offspring fucking suck.

>Product placement: The game.

>And The Offspring fucking suck.
You suck.

Simpsons Road Rage>Crazy Taxi.

>Sonic Adventure games
>Jet Set RADIOOOOOOOO
>Crazy Taxi
Sega was on a big Urban kick in the early 2000s weren't they?

So play the Xbox 360/PS3 ports.

Everyone was.

It was the tail end of all that johnny come lately corporate EXTREEEEEEEME!!! 90s trash that people on Sup Forums likes to pretend was the "golden age".

DAY AFTER DAY!

Surprisingly Nintendo didn't get in on it until Splatoon.

Best Sega girl.

This was the game that got my Straight A friend addicted to vidya. He would come over to play crazy taxi every day

He still go straight As after.

Good thing I like bad religion

Yes they did.

What do you think stuff like Donkey Kong Country and all those extreme sports games they made were about?

>Donkey Kong Country
>Urban.

...

It's "urban" in the sense that it had a healthy dose of "radical" and "awesome" and "bodacious" and all those other 90s buzzwords that actually predate the 90s by several decades.

Excuse me?

I can't break 40k on the default settings.
I usually cap out at around 36k.
It makes me feel shitty.

You heard me.

You know a Crazy Taxi game could be made rather cheaply. They could easily make it and put it on XBL and PSN.