New James and Mike Monday!

James and Mike play Bully

youtube.com/watch?v=Jiz2Hv9vlDs

James needs to retire already. He's too old and doesn't give two shits about video games

man old youtube was shit
I can't believe I cared when they changed the layout even, if it was a gazillion times for no reason

Mike was so innocent. He didn't realize those two people in the bathroom were having sex.

Mike has one of the biggest cocks I've ever seen. Even big for porn

I agree for the most part, they should bring back the star rating or at least something that doesn't force you to decide between loving or hating a video. There are other emotions you can experience between these two extremes.

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

4+ years of people wondering when cinemassacre will get good again. there's no chance since mike matei appointed himself the face of the channel. he's a megalomaniac with the worst voice/personality on youtube. that thumbnail is so symbolic... mike nudging james out of the frame :(

James does less these days because he's a father. If Mike didn't make content their channel would be dead.

But Mike is also the reason that Bootsy will never come back.

This. I don't hate Mike but he's boring as fuck.

meh Bootsy had a boring personality and does too much political bitching why cant he keep his mouth shut

Don't you guys love how any time someone is making a point, Mike just butts the fuck in like a 4 year old and talks over them. Fucking can't stand people like that.

>it's a mike and Ryan try to take over the channel episode

>PS2 version

The 360 version is vastly better

He doesn't talk about politics in the Cinemassacre videos. He was great at games, and helped make Board James into pure Kino.

Ryan is way worse than Bootsy.

Good.

And the Wii version is even better

Man if people give James shit for being stuck in the 8 bit era Bootsy is 10 times worse. He's le play the same 5 games my entire life meme.

what the fuck happened?
why?

This. All Bootsy did was brag about how he beat one game that he practiced his entire life.
Get Bootsy the fuck out and let it go back to more James. Glad to see James doing more movie reviews lately like the Power Rangers

they are all boring, but bootsy was the chillest.
mike is an annoying faggot, James is only interesting if it's a scripted AVGN episode, and even most of those are lame. and i never heard any of them talk about politics

go find a safe space, MAGA fag. why don't you complain about jontron oepning his fat mouth about politics? theres no comparison between him and bootsy when it comes to political bitching

But people didn't use the feature like that. It was either 1 or 5 stars or 3. Basically the same thing as thumbs up or thumbs down the way people used the star system.

Bootsy posts lots of anti-trump on Twitter. James didn't want Cinemassacre getting involved with any backlash. Good on him. Bootsy was dead weight

Bootsy was good in Board James. Although, to be fair, Board James was like the only good thing being put up on Jame's youtube channel for a while now.

This

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sounds like youre the one thats triggered

What game?

sauce?

you say this every thread, but dont post a source. i call BS

>there is literally not a second when James has the controller where he isn't just mashing buttons like a retard, even during the cutscenes
Does this faggot have ADD or something? I play old games too but I'm actually mentally capable of playing something made after the year 1990 without just slamming my thumbs on buttons mindlessly.

good, i am not even pro trump but James has always been anti drama and all vidya.

Pretty sure James and Mike are just non-political

I disagree. Bootsy beat Back to the Future 3 in one sitting on his first try while James and Mike watched in amazement, proving that he has natural skill. And if you're talking about Battletoads, he devoted a 3-part series explaining how to beat it, which is the opposite of bragging. To accuse Bootsy of being arrogant, you obviously don't watch many Cinemassacre videos or you're just a jealous 13 year old.

Kill Mike

>videos watched

Oh man, I wonder if this stat still exists somewhere. I kind of want to see mine but I feel like it'd be way too depressing.

More like they know better than dividing their fanbase like that. Specially right now.

theyre the edgy "fuck them all theyre all corrupt" type, which is whatever because its not like they make vlogs about their political opinions like other drama seeking youtubers

I couldn't comprehend what the fuck he was trying to accomplish when the game was asking him to pick up a weapon and all he did was keep the same goofy look on his face while he still mashed Square more than likely since he had just exited a fight.

Yeah i really like that, im sick of everything being political these days

I want to watch him beat Bayonetta or Dark Souls or something not NES/SNES era.

Exactly. And to keep it that way.. so long Bootsy

Bootsy is out because Ryan is also cutting into the revenue now. For a 2+ million sub channel, the views are awful outside of the occasional AVGN video. Why Ryan over Boots you ask? Because Ryan is also the owner of their MCN which dictates the ads played on the channel AND responsible for the in-video sponsored content.

This may also be true. Between that and Bootsy not being able to keep his mouth shut about Trump - it's no surprise he's gone

this must be what he's so upset about

If Mike was in charge it would all be Brown Bricks and Long Dicks

you know a problem i have with this game is the same with San Andreas

you have this setting right? Being a bully, this is what they are trying to sell you, but after a a few missions its like you stop doing that, i wish you got to prank more people with your friends like in the beginning, that was pretty fun

Same issue with San Andreas and the gangsta shit, after being thrown out of Los Santos its like the game takes a completely different turn, while i didn't disliked the missions i did missed doing gang stuff

I hate Mike, James is alright but he's seriously like a fucking 80 year old man when he plays any """modern""" game. And it's not like he hasn't been playing games on all the new systems since the PS2, he's just so bad at actually playing games that it seems like he genuinely has only seen youtube gameplay footage of anything not made in the 80s or 90s. Bully is not a complex game, it shouldn't require so much thought on how to use the controls effectively

I thought you were about to quote Mike over how Bully is fun but then his retarded autism kicks in and it's not enough to stand in place kicking a downed kid over 2 minutes without wanting to do more to him.

Perfectly stable.

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does anybody unironically like the mike and ryan super shill power hour?

You guys realise how gay it is to make memes about a dude having a giant cock, right?

He actually does have a huge dick. But you're right that it's pretty gay to talk about it

Got a link to the uncensored version?

where do you think you are

Thats actually not a bad joke

such a waste. no doubt in my mind that that dude has TONS of questionable gay porn stashed away on some hard drives. his trap gf is just a screen until he's outed

ha - ha - ha
funny if you are 12

this. It's the mature thing to do for business. The only other group that I know that does this is EZA

JUST

>Just picked up a PS2 slim for 20$
>Prepped to grab a used copy of Bully (which I never played) this week
>This video

>playing inferior versions of games
Literally James and Mike tier stupid.

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seeing how upset you are about this has made me take bootsy's side. this is why you hate him?? i'm embarrassed to be a cinemassacre fan sometimes....

>SJW faggot isn't coming back
good keep him the fuck away

thread

Name a more punchable face

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touche

Fuck this monotone fag. I'm glad BASED Ryan took his spot. His Liberal ass can go to hell.

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James is a Trump voter. He isn't going to hang out with a Hillary voter.

Only two people in the entire universe would ever refer to Ryan as "BASED" and that's either Mike or Ryan. The dick memes started showing up immediately after everyone started shitting on Mike soooooo... I'm gonna guess it's him. HI MIKE!! :)

Hi Ryan

Hi Bootsy

or anyone that doesnt like liberals..

I bet he would care about video games if Mike let him play RE7 in VR.

Fuck no, I hate that greasy, nasally, fat fucking mouth breather. He'll never go away because he's partnered with them and runs a company. He fucking puts sponsored ads inside their videos he's in. Then they drop Bootsy who actually has talent at games and isn't a complete fucking autist like the rest of them to save money.

>Inb4 SJW boogeyman

What he does on his own social media accounts is his own business, he never once got political on any of the videos he was in because he knows it's not what the channel's about. If he was a Trump supporter, then none of you would be bitching.

Now James just makes film and show reviews because he doesn't care about games, he should make another separate review channel with just him. But even then Mike and Ryan would still probably find a way to shill their fucking selves into them. Remember when the other Cinemassacre channel was James' own side channel for him to upload side content to? Now even that's "Cinemassacre Plays" and it's just Ryan breathing into his dollar store mic and Mike "Mineycrafta" Matei streaming on them.

Nothings stopping James from doing videos. He just doesn't because hes playing dad

truth.

If it was only James making videos, Cinemassacre would put out 6 videos a year and the channel would die.

Ya drop me a PM. -Mike

Bootsy ;_;

>internet persona is angry borderline autistic raging nerd
>in real life he's probably the chillest most sincere person I've ever seen
He's become everyone's cool dad at this point.

Watching James play is painful. I hope when I'm his age I'm not clueless, he even holds controllers weird like it's his first time.

>Does this faggot have ADD or something?
According to his M.C. Kids video, yes.

JonTron doesn't get political in his regular episodes either. But posts plenty of political stuff on Twitter alone and has gotten into a lot of hot water. It's all the same. You either keep your mouth shut or you don't.
To top it off Bootsy's Twitter page is called "Bad Luck Bootsy" a character name from a Cinemassacre show. He is presenting himself as a Cinemassacre character on Twitter. All the more reason for him to keep his mouth shut about politics.