Do people really not know what Mario's last name is? It's Jumpman

Do people really not know what Mario's last name is? It's Jumpman.

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it's gonzales actually

tfw it's actually even stupider

I refuse to believe this

They said so in the Mario Movie.
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. That's why they're called the Mario Bros.

Miyamoto also said link's name is Link Link

Mario's parents are Mammamia mario and Pappapio Mario.

YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY

Has Mario actually said "Mama mia!" recently?

Dope

This is also canon.

>Mario Jumpman "Gonzales" Mario
But what is Luigi's full name?

Luigi "Green Mario" Mario

>same age as Mario
>not even half as super as he is

I know a guy named mike Michaels.

I'm Mario Mario, and this is my brother, Luigi Mario.

and Link Link
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I refuse to believe that the Mario Bros. Movie is canon.

Kek idk why that made me laugh

It makes sense though. The nips call each other by their last names mostly so when peach screams "mario!" it starts making more sense.

shit i thought mario was in his forties

Nah that started to offend people