Why is it called the Nintendo switch?
Why is it called the Nintendo switch?
Caleb Thompson
Kevin Miller
Because you switch to the Nintendo Master Race
Logan Morales
Because it'll only take 5 minutes for you to switch it off.
James Wilson
Because when you see it you turn 360 and walk away.
And play it on the go.
Luis Rogers
Because you'll switch off every other console just to play this one.
Jackson Barnes
Nice shield tablet 2
Carson Scott
Developer's
System
Brandon Rogers
bc you can switch it from a console to a handheld at any moment while playing.
Jose Thomas
Because you switch between the only two good games on it for the lifetime of the console.
Luke Sanchez
Because every time you try to play the left Joycon switches off.
Caleb Jackson
Because it requires you to switch your brain off to be dumb enough to buy it.
Nathaniel Phillips
Because it's like daddy's switch.
It hurts like hell but it's so enjoyable.
Adam Allen
It's called the Switch
Christian Sanders
Because they are encouraging bisexual behavior. So progressive and now.
Jack Butler
>switch
You switch it off and never play it again
>ps4
It's only got 4 games on it
>xbox one
nobody wants one
Joseph Nelson
Nvidia switch tablet
Sebastian Barnes
Because you'll make the Switch™
Anthony Perry
There we go.
Carter Carter
Because after one look at it you'll just walk away
Daniel Baker
...
Jace Morales
fpbp
Daniel Gray
Because this will be the last console they make before Nintendo switches to third party
Angel Rivera
>Because this will be the last console they make before Nintendo switches to third party
You mean mobile only
Jackson Campbell
Brcause nintendo are SO FUCKING CHEAP they don't even fit a bluetooth stack that can handle multiple connections.
So no bluetooth earphones for you because the stupid joycons take up all the bandwidth.
Fuck me, even cheap ching chong $50 tablets have better bluetooth than the switch.
That's bad that is.
NintenDOA
Liam Garcia
same logic applies when switching it on, you dumbass
Michael White
Read OP again