What will sonyggers do when Zelda BOTW gets a 99 on metacritic?

What will sonyggers do when Zelda BOTW gets a 99 on metacritic?

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Scream about paid reviews for 3 months

Fuck you're mom

Check my 2 btw

buy the game for adults: Horizon Zero Dawn

I won't give a shit because I'm not 12 years old.

This. Anything higher than Horizon is a paid review/nostalgia kiddie, anything less than it is shit.

Post that picture of the feels guy crying with bloodshot eyes wearing nintendo clothes and a long text post that isn't even how real nintendrones talk, and take way too long to write it because he keeps laughing at his "epic savage burns."

In other words, standard operating procedure.

Start upping their shilling. See

What ever they're doing right now since HZD didn't get a better score than Forza Horizon 3.

I hope you have fun with it user

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>angry teenagers

Fixed that for you.

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is that shill email real? Hilarious

it isnt real

Easy, I'll be enjoying the undubbed version on my Wii U.

>GTAV got a 98 on the fucking PS3

Can Zelda even beat that? I mean, everyone is saying its the best since OoT, but if it only gets like 90-94 score that doesnt mean much. TLoU got a 95 even, and unless you play on crushing its just a movie. Same with Uncharted

Jim won't let that happen, he will give the game a shit score out of spite towards Nintendo's youtube policies

I'll be buying the Switch and BOTW if that happens. Long as BOTW can hold 95 or higher, I'm buying what Nintendo is selling.

>What will sonyggers do when Zelda BOTW gets a 99 on metacritic?- 18 posts and 5 image replies shown.

>a fair, and rational post.
You must be an idort.

If I was an idort I would buy a real handheld like the Nintendo 3ds, faggot. I'm settling for is it a tablet or home console glorious 20 fps experience.

cry about "IT HAS ZELDA IN THE TITLE"

>following meta at all
>rational
lmao

Skyward Sword got 27 10/10 reviews and only mustered up a 93
You really think this game can do better with it's shitty framerate?

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Shitpost

Then I'll post the collage of Sony bros calling it out months in advance?

There's not a single main Zelda under 90, even shit like skyward sword and twilight princess have a 90+ avg. so I'm expecting.

Honestly I'm probably just gonna shit post amazon sales and laugh.

When can I pirate this game?

>Independent womyn battles the ebul cis white male
>No paid reviews/SJW guilt

If botw does better than 85 it has already done better than horizon would have ever hoped to do without SJWs or Sony money

It won't

It won't.
As soon this game start to menace Zelda OOT, a bunch of OOT cultists will downvote it, just like they did with super mario galaxy for example.
Or they will create brand new review sites just to give OOT an 11/10.. again just like they did with mario galaxy and others.

So Jim's score should be completely disregarded and we should take the average of every other score to get the real score?

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Then don't care about the bad graphics and performance cause it's a Zelda game.

Ghost robo was the only one to ever say anything even remotely bad, he complained about too many wide empty spaces, and that they inflate map size.

its amazing how shit posting skyrockets when euros wake up

It's going to get an 82

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kys sonygger. The world would be better without console warring faggots.

The corporations would profit quite less than they do now.

Nioh has an 88 on Metacritic and it doesn't feature SJW shit

>defending console wars

>Sjw Overlord

Clickbait reviews and grudge reviews getting factored into the aggragrate is why metacritic is a joke.

There's no quality control or standards. If everyone gives a game a 9/10 and one person gives it a 0/10 for page views or just as a vendetta against the company, it will still be taken at face value. Sad

I'm just pointing a fact, a fact that might lead some corporations to pay some money to cause certain things on the internet.

>tfw you're in an "open relationship"

Why are zelda games such normie bait?

It's okay, this is a console warring thread in the first place

>play LttP or OoT
>grow up and get a job
>everyone your age has played them so it's not weird to say you like Zelda games

wait wait. Did he work on the localization of xenoblade X or am I missing something here?

AHAHAHAHAHA
WTF
these horizon webm can't believe they are real

Be happy the game is good and have it to look forward to? Dumb consolewar shitter.

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c-cherry picking!

>metacritic
into the trash it goes

No, do it like this.
Check my 2 btw

DELETE THIS

Not care, I imagine.

You think that fat cuck will stand his crack up and develop a game with nintendo? bruh he probably was talking about his review or he was just cucking like he always do

except for the fact that jim sterling is a zelda fag.

Why would anybody care?

Oh right, because the review industry "fucking sucks and is corrupt" when it doesn't fit your narrative and "always right" when it does.

The biggest question is how does the collective majority of this board live with being retarded hypocritical asshats. Oh and 1 more example

>new vegas is the greatest RPG ever despite its bugs
>LMAO THIS GAME I DON'T LIKE HAS BUGS IT'S A PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE

the true answer is to be an idort and never listen to the retards that inhabit the corpse of the videogames board on Sup Forums.org

He flat out said it's okay to pirate Nintendo's games over the youtube shit, you don't think he'll pull that shit as a fuck you at Nintendo

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It's almost like this board is inhabited by thousands of different people.

Every review so far has been a perfect score. Some of them are even saying that it's time that OoT takes second place. When normally nostalgia driven reviewers are starting to say shit like that, you know you're in for something special.

Where was this stawpoll posted?

The poll got posted here maybe about an 2 hours ago but it got deleted.

Play it on my friend Jake's Wii U because I'm not devoted to one piece of plastic over the other.

Has anyone confirmed anything about it's framerate though?

I just hope people buy zelda. It'll probably sell 2 million within the first week or so on both Switch and WiiU, but I hope it doesn't teeter out. If nintendo can do those "INSERT QUOTE PRAISING THE PRODUCT" to a song from the game with great gameplay footage, then it should make more people interested.

Many previews mentioned the game has a crap framerate in TV mode, but the framerate is fine in handheld mode, makes me think the game pulls harder to see downgrades downgrades when switching, more than just lower resolution

No game is ever going to get 99 metacritic (with decent number of reviews). There are far more reviewers these days which greatly increases the chance of reviews not getting 100.

Locked at 30, with some dips in more intense moments while docked, but a consistent 30 while in handheld mode. Maybe it can be fixed with a patch?

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all of us are just getting 3's dammit

I won't even be mad. We all know Zelda is always going to get good scores and sell millions. Will it be worth buying a whole new console for? I probably won't. I pre-ordered 3DS and WiiU when they first launched and boy, was I burned badly. I can't make that same mistake again.

Locked 30fps on the WiiU AND the Switch? This is so bad

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The Switch version is selling more than Horizon on Amazon with the Wii U not far behind. Keep an eye out to see for Horizon's sales, because Zelda very well may sell more.

What will you do when your mom dies and you friends or prospects for a job because you wasted your youth on console war shitposting threads?

>he thinks I won't shoot myself in the head before I'm 30