Is it happening

Is it happening

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Is Nintendo skipping E3 yet again?

That's a tiny showing for Microsoft

No. They have the second biggest booth, but it's in a different wing, shared with Sony.

Nah, this is just one floor, Sony and Nintendo have the biggest bookings, as per usual

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>Nintendo booth/s smaller than Sony's

The dream is dead

>Naughty America

Sony:105380 pixels
Nintendo:97932 pixels
SONY WINS E3 2017

>104 days until the Two Thousand and Seventeen Electronic Entertainment Expo

>women get larger bathrooms than men

You dont need a lot of space for 1 game.

They can't save space with urinals.

Women need stalls. Men get a couple stalls and a bunch of urinals.

>they dont constantly smell like piss or shit

>theres no poop hammock in one of the stalls

Women can pee standing up if they git gud.

I remember an off handed comment in Custom Robo where there was a bunch of women in the men's room, and said that they were there because the women's room was full. I'm guessing women are much more likely to use the bathroom than men?

That's how it's usually been, women take longer in the bathroom then men.

>CONFIDENTIAL. Not for Distribution
Fuck da police!

Due to their sexual organs women dont have the amount of bladder control as men.

No EA stand?

Huh, I didn't think of that.

>women don't have to get their penis inspected prior to using the public restrooms

man, women get all the breaks.

It's actually because they take longer to even take a pee. I've been on touristic bus rides, and every time we made a WC stop, all men quickly did their business, while queue to women toilet was fuck huge

>Microsoft releasing new hardware
>Downgrades their booth
So... why is that, exactly?

it's not "new" hardware it' probably like the ps4 pro

They have hair and blood instead

Women have disgusting shit like pads or tampons to take care of first.

Scorpio was recently confirmed to be PS4 Pro level hardware, which means Microsoft really is losing hope for this gen

The scorpio has fucking nothing to do with the pro.
As far as I know they do their conference one day before the usual date and before it usually opens, maybe it's related? Their "big space" will also be the day before? No idea.

As far as I know the big thing is that it's supposed to be upgradeable (if it didn't change), which makes it pretty much a pc and hard to judge hardware-wise.

Wouldn't happen if they would keep their mouths shut in the restroom. :)

Women take much more time than men on average. Their bathrooms are also absolutely vile.

Finally, i have floor plans for my shooting spree

>focus home interactive
can you really have a booth that large dedicated to victorian vampire witcher. farming simulator and styx?

They even mark out the Fire Lanes and instruct companies to keep them clear for you. How nice of them.

When does Sup Forums make the E3 RV?

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>That's the thing that's made my career unique. I've spent the whole time at one place working with the same people and in many ways, making the same game over and over again. U-uh, thank you to my co-workers...

Todd is going to show us the same game again!

>He's actually believing MS lies

ok dude, it's going to be a marginal upgrade like the Pro and you'll like it

never been to an E3, do competitor companies berate each other from across stalls?

Well, Nintendo has more space and they have 1 game

Exactly. Why is Sony having so much space when their one game already came out this year? More multiplats and HD collections to fill up the booth?

>do competitor companies berate each other from across stalls?
There's an intricate trench system separating hostile companies and violence usually doesn't go beyond token sniper fire and occasional artillery bombardments.

It's so they can disperse the jet sounds coming from their PS4 Pros.

Why is there such a bias towards western media at E3?

Next Elder Scrolls this year?

>new Elder Scrolls
>it's even worse than Skyrim and Fallout 4

B L O O D B O R N E 2

Because E3 is all about normies and normies don't like Jap games.

>That's a tiny showing for Microsoft

No it's not NeoGAF shill.

MS has moved into the space once occupied by EA, It's larger and in a better location

Nintendo's booth is exactly the same size and location as it was for the past 10 years

EA has dropped out last year, along with Activision, Disney and War Gaming.

Super old fag here. This will be my... 19TH E3 Expo.

Ask my anything.

It's a western event, why wouldn't it?

At some point it's just gonna negative overflow to amazing again

What was the Fable reveal like? I was only 12 back then and didn't really pay to the "industry" I just simply enjoyed my games. I heard it was supposed to be akin to Bethesda/No Man's Sky. Too much hype.

How hype was the twilight princess reveal?

If Tak Fuji isn't at E3, it's not worth watching.

What was the pre-release for OoT like?

>104 more days

Women bathrooms are the worst senpai. I used to be a janitor and you'd find used tampons, blood, secretions fucking everywhere, you don't even know how the fuck they got it in certain places like the top half of the stalls. They also smell worse than the men's bathroom most of the time.

>How hype was the twilight princess reveal?

Zelda reveals have always been huge, but this one was muddled by the pending reveal of the Wii.

The game was first revealed in a "Zelda theater" and the playable demo was on the Game Cube. However the following year it was burried in with all the Wii stuff in the Wii theater.

>What was the pre-release for OoT like?

Absolutely amazing.

But the biggest and best Zelda reveal was for BoTW. Nintendo dedicated their entire booth to it. They turned the whole thing into a Hyrule temple and forrest with the help of a company that creates movie sets. It was amazing.

>What was the Fable reveal like?

There was a time when Molyneux was treated like a god at E3. I'm not even joking. The man was a rockstar.

Can,t say for everyone else but OoT in my place was AMAZING

I remember sitting on the Mayors porch for 4 hours on a freezing canadian day waiting for his son to be back and watch him play it.

GDC starts tomorrow.