ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO TELL ME THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT NOW! AND IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING A GAME...

ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO TELL ME THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT NOW! AND IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING A GAME, DROP AND GIVE ME 50! GET THE FUCK ON IT MAGGOTS!

XCOM 2

It kind of sucks.

SD gundam G Gneration Overworld in english.
Full two ships full of XXL units nigger rigged to also work on land.

Ok, I just did 50 push-ups, is that fine?

But I'm watching Nadesico, I don't want to play games right now.

MGSV SIR.

Carmageddon, I play that to get my car combat fix ever since Twisted Metal kicked the bucket.

SMT Strange Journey

FE Awakening on lunatic can't decide who I want to ram my fem mc. Maybe Gregor.

SIR, I'M PLAYING RE7 - IT'S FUCKING GREAT, SIR.

Xenoblade X. Super grind fest.

Dishonored 2. Just finished a low chaos run with Emily and now I'm doing a high chaos with Corvo.

Paragon. It has actual graphics.

When I was in mct on the last night two marines were beefing so my instructor had us all get in the squad bay and get on line. When he came in he said "so-so, user, cover the door and don't let anyone in. Fuck face 1, fuck face 2, get in the center" and he had them both fight. It was a tall lanky black dude and this white dude who was literally autistic, he was my rackmate at Camp Devil Dog and he wore his boots to bed and never changed his socks and he'd talk to himself. He wasn't all there in the head. Anyway this dude took three punches to the face without fighting back. His lip split apart and he went to the hospital that night.
Just wanted to share a marin crops story since gunny was OPs pic

Been going back and forth between unmodded Morrowind and FFXV. Pretty jarring honestly, to be playing two open worlds at once that could not be more different.

JUST LOGGED OFF OF FFXIV, SIR
THESE FUCKING SCRUBS KEEP STEALING THE SHAFT FROM A12, SIR

SIR, I'M PLAYING ROLLER COASTER TYCOON 2 YOU FUCKING KEK, SIR

I'm playing Battlefield 1 doing the Domination Medal

Ace Combat Zero

Finally getting around to Dragon Quest VII. Level 18 and got my Hero at Legendary Hero status, Maribel at Arch Druid, & Gabo/Ruff at Ultimate Champion at level 17.

Just got to the past Desert Town after spending HOURS leveling their jobs up over and over again in that slime tablet. Worth it though! I'm 1-shotting everything left & right.

Metroid Rogue Dawn fo the NES, I'm playing through it again, still just as good too. Adding a walljump, springball, and combining the wave and ice beams together in the original Metroid engine is a great idea, it makes the game that much better.

I need to get back to that game. Every time I pick it up I start nodding off though.

I-I can't play anything. All I can do is think about Breath of the Wild. It's in my every waking thought and my dreams. I'm a wreck. Requesting discharge, sir.

MGS: Twin Snakes It's better than the original

I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE!

Quake Live

SIR, haha you smell good haha, SIR

Fire Emblem 6. It's pretty fun. I'm on Chapter 16x, the berserk staffer is a cunt.

Bloodborne,sir.
Finally made it to Gehrman,and I can't fucking beat him.

I guess I'll start doing those push-ups...


I just came from playing some good old Halo

Destiny ;3

I play Gnop ;3 ;3 ;3 ;3 ;3 ;3

I just went back to dark souls 2 and am getting what I missed before I ng+. I've gotta say, the combat feels so muddy after playing das3, but at least I can get used to that. I'd forgotten how many areas I just genuinely dislike, though (harvest valley, gutter, shrine of amana, bright cove tseldora)... Sorcery and pyromancy both feel super underpowered even after respeccing to 70 int or 40/40 for pyro... The regular weapon movesets are all the same, and the unique ones are all underpowered, slow, or stupid. I'll still 100% the damn thing out of principle, because I did enjoy the game my first time through and because I already 100%'d the other two, but today I realized it'll feel more like work to play this game again since there's so many areas that are "that place"

I'M PLAYING KINGDOM OF AMALUR: RECKONING, SIR