*walks towards you aggressively*

*walks towards you aggressively*

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7 Minutes

7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

COMPLETE

GLOBAL

RE5 was a great coop 3rd person shooter desu

*dies*

PUSSY, I NEED PUSSY.

PLEASE CHRIS, LET ME HAVE CLAIR

PENETRATION

Matrix wesker was perfect and in character, except towards the end when he stayed and died rather than leave; why did people hate him so much? Also, that plot point about G virus withdrawal was stupid.

SATURATION

this

I literally only played through it once with a friend on hard mode and it was tons of fun

Where did the thirsty Wesker meme come from?

>TFW you'll never pull off sunglasses like Wesker

I wish I didn't have a fat ugly face with shit facial features.

>The fight where you shut off the lights and he can't see you
>He could've if he just removed his sun glasses

REmake/RE4 etc are much better games but this moment is the pinnacle of RE games. Its so hilarious and pretty much Jojo level retarded that it has a special place in my heart.

Because he should have died a hero in 1 but capcom cucked him into Oblivion.
They could make up 12 original characters for stars squad, but not 1 single one for the face of umbrella

>you defeat him simply because he refuses to take his cool shades off when you shut off the lights

a book

AH, THERE YOU ARE
>why did people hate him so much?
I though the only hated Matrix Wesker was in CV

I actually recently replayed it again on professional difficulty. It's still just as good today as it was back then. RE6 feels so floaty by comparison

>franchise about zombies and monsters
>suddenly a Matrix villain

RE is so wack

Hopefully the fact that the gun you use to kill Aveline is called the "Albert" is a subtle hint at him returning somehow

...

The fucking AH THERE YOU ARE is burned into my brain. The Wesker boss fight is one of my favorites in vidya.

>trying to 1,2 punch him to hell
>partner just shoots a fucking rocket at him

even back then I could still tell that the areas and level design were still nowhere as good as 4 but it was still enjoyable taking on hoards of bullshit with zombies

>be in that weird industrial style level
>be up really high in an elevated area
>friend is off doing some other shit in the level, trying to find ammo because he's basically out
>encounters guy with chainsaw
>laugh my ass off as I look down on him from afar as he's booking it around the level in panic while he begs me for help

good times

So is Redfield the real Chris or is he fake for some reason

you cant hiding

HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU

>franchise about zombies and monsters
>suddenly the Ring

YOU'RE MERELY POSTPONING THE INEVITABLE

Would Wesker approve of his son's taste in women?

WOMEN WRITER

*walks towards you aggressively*

it'd be way scarier if it was his fly as fuck older version

Sherry has a great ass so probably

CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Now I have to try to walk around in Insomnia until that picture gets taken.

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what in the fuck

Matrix Wesker was perfect for RE5's tone.

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Anyone have the "D-Virus" pasta?

Fucking lol

Let me see if I can translate this mess into an actual RE scene.

>Chris punched the door in multiple times, but to no avail. He then noticed the doorknob, and made his entrance into the room.
>With his gun held high and his impossible standards for the perfect woman even higher, he had the upper ground.
>"Stop right there, Wesker! I'm taking you in!"
>The leather-clad Ken doll turned, almost completely unintrested enough to look without yawning really rudly.
>"Oh? If you're busy arresting me... who will protect your poor little sister?"
>Chris thought to himself 'Simmons! Oh no!'
>He narrowed his gaze on Wesker's Gucci shades.
>"Bastard! What did you do?"
>"Nothing, yet. But perhaps we can arrange... a deal of sorts"
>Wesker covered the distance between the both of them seemingly in the blink of an eye.
>Just as he was coming face to face with Chris, Wesker's leather jacket got caught in his hoverboard's wheels.
>Making a dignified, he stood up.
>"W-Wesker... what are you-"
>"Shhh. I want COMPLETE. TOTAL. ANAL SATURATION"
>Wesker whipped out his massive 4 inch cock.
>"I call it the D-Virus"
>Chris looked down and smirked
>"Ready to do this, partner?"

*demands your gun*

>guess i'll have you kill you again

Thanks user.

>mfw people think Leon is Ada's puppy
>they don't know that novels Leon is an even bigger pussy slave

So is this DLC just gonna be fake Chris murdering Lucas

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING EGG

Accept it. I can smell your denial.

wut

Hunk never killed Wesker.

we all know it's tofu. stop denying it.

Based on those criteria how is the boulder punching not the pinnacle? I have rarely been as entertained by a game as when i saw that B: HOOK prompt pop up.

Also his appearance in Umbrella chronicles

I NEED AMMO

COMPLETE ANAL PENETRATION

*muffled rich evens screeching*

I found this pretty stupid, but Chris punching a boulder was so over the top I couldn't stop laughing when it happened.

>G virus withdrawal
What? I don't remember that anywhere.

Wesker, why are you do gay for Chris? What did you see in him that got you so obsessed?

I NEED YOUR MACHINE GUN
MACHINE GUN
LEGEND!

Now I'm tempted to play the classic RE games for the first time

SEVEN INCHES DEEP
COMPLETE VAGINAL SATURATION

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>Those character interactions like calling or asking for stuff when you couldnt even use them outside mercenaries unless you mod it on PC
Well that was some interesting details.

I can't hear YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG without thinking of ProtonJon at this point.

BORDER LINE EXPERIMENTAL