Torment: Tides of Numenera

Anyone getting it today?

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>Nu-Men-Era

I backed it during the Fig campaign and just claimed my copy. Here's hoping for a decent successor of PS:T

I do
fuck rpg codex

>Nu-Men-Or
Lay off the memes.

Is it supposed to be so ugly?

>This will never not be posted in a Torment thread
What a fucking oversight.

DUDE SHAVED SIDES LMAO

Neck yourself, OP.

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>Nu-Men-Era
Ahahahahahahah

Oh huh, did it actually come out? I'll keep an eye out for threads then. The early access didn't impress but it was still really rough when I played and refunded it.

>People paid a bunch of money to kickstarter somebody elses fetish fuel

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It sounds like they don't want their world to make any sense.

You can't make this shit up.

And several of the stretch goals were dropped.
>Here's hoping for a decent successor of PS:T
The only connection it has is that it's a RPG and has 'Torment' in the title.

Boggles my mind how anyone could think this would be a good idea

It's set like a billion years in the future. A lot can change in that time. Progressives are already taking over the west now.

>Progressives are already taking over the west now.
nah

>Progressives are already taking over the west now.
Destroying you mean. Their privileged lifestyle doesn't sustain itself.

please tell me it's fake

I will.

The real question is, do i go with the tatoo guy or the multiple dimensions women.

Fucking dropped. This looks like it's being made by a bunch of uncouth degenerate crackheads who drink their own semen.

>Tfw I paid money for this years ago but didn't even really pay attention to what was going on with it until now.

Oh well, not like I spent much. Guess I'll see how it is tomorrow.

Go with the tattoo guy voiced by YAAAAAAAAS SLAAAY QUEEN FUCK TRUMP @GayPimp

Nothing says good writing like
>He believes his legacy is PAIN

You're gonna go with all the companions every game because there's only 4 of them.

>Go with the tattoo guy voiced by YAAAAAAAAS SLAAAY QUEEN FUCK TRUMP @GayPimp
he actually sounds alright

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That is good then, at least he'll sound pleasant when he enters into lengthy rants about pain, darkness, suffering, and how no one understands him.

You have to choose between tatoo guy or the women at the start of the game.

Dunno if you can get the other one later thou.

Same. I got it in a pack with Wasteland 2 during their numenera campaign

Wasteland 2 was a big disappointment and this looks even worse. Lucky me I guess

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So two women are equal to one gay guy?

That's pretty good

6 actually.

>today?

u wot? I've already got it on Steam since I backed it. Are they activating it early or something? Tell me user. TELL ME. MY BATTLE BROTHERS GAME MAY BE WRAPPING UP SOON SINCE I JUST STUCK MY THUMB UP AN ORC WARLORD'S ASS AND THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TOP THAT AND I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO ENJOY NEW AND EXCITING FRONTIERS OF SEXUAL EXPLORATION IN A COMPUTER ROLEPLAYING GAME WORKED ON BY THE TALENTED AND RENOWNED THOMAS BEEKERS

Well I'm gonna go fap.

who pledged and day 1 refund here?

why is everyone a human?

It's earth a billion years in the future.

Also, does anyone have the list of who wrote what companions? I remember that from one of these threads but I didn't save it and I wanted to know which was which for reasons.

>Thomas "Zyklon" Beekers

Guy has a great nickname.

I don't.
fuck RPG watch.

I mean I already did get the game via kickstarter, but I sent a complaint for a refund and got one.

Shouldn't they have catpeople and shit

You're telling me Japan hasn't invented catgirls in 1 billion years from now? Bullshit

Refund after several years of development? Could have done it way earlier. Seems pretty stupid.

People haven't been around that long. Humans just arrived some thoudands (iirc?) years ago out of nowhere. There should be ayy lmaos though.

relax the isildur

Waiting for it to come out and get my refund.
Game is a pile of shit and the most half assed attempt to copy Planescapes actually decent story.
I put a bad review for it and all the faggots got triggered because I called it shit.
Fuck steam is full of cucks.

Why? I wanted a refund after I saw how much content they cut and they were being quiet about it until some people did sleuthing and forced InExile to admit that a ton of shit were slashed from the game. That's pretty scummy.

Listen Monte I gave you a chance and backed early but after recently learning about the shoehorned SJW crap in your game I will be refunding it tomorrow and you can't stop me you cuck!

I don't think Monte worked on torment.

Have done 4 plays through the first area they give you on steam. Decent so far, liked my blue tides nano the most. I bought in on early access a while back and paid zero attention to it until last month.

It will largely release just like every other game in that it;

Some people will play it and like it.
Some people will play it, like it, cry until they get a refund, then pirate it,
Some people will be upset it isn't PS:T2
Meanwhile, everyone posting on Sup Forums will be too busy trolling to actually play the game and will rely entirely on reviews and third party information, waiting until someone makes a thread to ask how the game is before they swarm and unleash their REEEE.

It's probably going to do pretty decent. 22 people whining in a thread is not going to affect shit.

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE CREATOR OF NU-MEN-ERA IS MONTE COOK, A GUY WHO WAS FIRED FROM WIZARDS OF THE COAST FOR USING A COMPANY ACCOUNT TO FLY TO JAPAN AND PARTICIPATE IN AN "ART" SHOW WHERE THE "ARTIST" COOKED UP AND SERVED SLICES OF HIS OWN SEVERED PENIS

That sounds awesome. Source?

Just google japan penis cannibal art show

>shoehorned SJW
How is it shoehorned? Seems like you'd whine if it's in the game at all, and it doesn't matter how well it's integrated with the setting.

>It's probably going to do pretty decent.

Nigga...

Come on now. Let's be reasonable, here.

well it couldnt have been that long of a show.

Which tide will you follow?

Me, Silver and Blue

Wait... what in the actual fuck?

This sounds like bullshit because there is no way he would ever gain traction in a professional company again after doing something like that.

I doubt anyone on Sup Forums is retarded enough to actually give money to some degenerate faggot cannibal who likes sashimi'd cock.

>trying this hard to generate discussion about a shit game no one cares about

Kinda sad, really. It is like watching a little brother with no friends sit alone in his room attempting to playing cards with an imaginary one.

Yeah jesus christ you fucking loser nice try maybe you should buy some rope with all that shill money and use it to kill yourself

In April 2012, Cook announced his departure from Wizards of the Coast due to "differences of opinion with the company" but not "with [his] fellow designers".[18]
kys faggot

It's for the Torment, Pillars of Eternity and Divinity audience for PC. And it is the big release for a while. It will do fine.

It's a tabletop rpg so I don't anyone here did.

doubt anyone here did*

>Matkina is a stealthy jack who murders, and one of the companions in Torment: Tides of Numenera. Also known as the White Death because of her prowess in the art of assassination, she is another of the Changing God's castoffs. Her name means Blood-Dancer and no, she does not like talking about it.

>She has made her way as a killer and is now the most feared assassin in the Sagus Protectorate - the kind of ally you want with you, rather than against you. Her current focus is trying to figure out how to recover her memories - and, if possible, take vengeance on those responsible for her state.

Wow. Now THIS is the kind of quality writing I'd expect from a worthy spiritual successor to Planescape: Torment. You can definitely see where the 4 years of development went into. Brava!

>>trying this hard
Not really? It's not like I made the chart

>didn't publicly announce that he was forced to retire because he used company money to eat slices of human penis

OH WEIRD

How's the PS4 version? I might pick it up if it's good, I don't have a PC to play it on.

Why does every modern video game character have those stupid fucking hair styles?

For the love of god post sources.

I would 100% support a game written by a cannibal

Oh wow.

KEK

Listen here you little bitch I read the article, it said only 5 people got to eat the penis, Cook's name wasn't on the list of 5. It was only a 6.5 incher micropenis.

I was interested until I read about the gender fluid faggotry it's chock full of. No thanks nigga. Pic related it's the devs monday meetings

>Torment, Pillars of Eternity and Divinity audifence for PC

I am that audience, having played and enjoyed all of those games. I have absolutely no interest in this steaming pile of hot garbage.

You are delusional if you think it will do anywhere near as well as Pillars or Divinity.

In the time it has taken inXile to get this abomination off the ground, Obsidian has released
>Pillars of Eternity
>PoE: The White March
>Tyranny
>about ~1 year out from PoE2

inXile is going to crash and burn, and I'm going to fucking laugh.

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So genderfluid!

Look at all those strong, independent, empowered genderfluid people on the front cover. Fuck the patriarchy, right guys!

Eh, agree to disagree then. It will be interesting to see.

>Sup Forums's taking itself seriously again
Oh no!

ITS TOO BAD THAT WE TRANS LESBIANS NEVER BUY OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE IF WE DID THIS GAME WOULD BE RIGHT UP OUR ALLEY TRIGGER WARNING SOMEONE USED THE TERM ALLEY

The art and characters look really boring, I haven't followed the development of this game but it looks like it's just using the name of an old game to gain popularity like most kickstarter scams.

>taking it seriously
>having a laugh at this retarded SJW game
Pick one.

>nu male desperately defending monte "penis slices served hot" cook

how do the tides work in the game?

Same reason I'm not buying it. A bit of SJWs pushing their agenda is fine, but when it's forced on you and you can't politely ignore it then I'd rather just not have to put up with it.

>people making fun of sjw trash is being serious

>Indigo: A life matters only as much as it can serve all life as a whole.
>Gold: A life matters as much as it can help others live better.

???

>The Tides are linked to action, not intention. For example, someone could be falsely compassionate, but it will still be in the sphere of the Gold Tide.

>Guests said that the genitalia were very rubbery and tasted of very little, CalorieLab.com reported.

How disappointing.

So, uh, anyone know if solo play is viable?

Yes, those don't mean the same thing.

Yes they do.

Yes.

lol gook click on controller hurhur

playing the same team on starcraft 64 with a friend was one of the best RTS experiences ever.

can't do it anymore because people are literally too retarded and just ry watching me while i'm talking instead of listening lol

did u no they want to protect their families against an imaginary threat? well, maybe not if they do something extremely dense. it will be enforced.

Why am I not surprised that some literal penis eater is posting in a nu-men-era thread

I remember reading they would be implemented as some sort of gameplay mechanic. Maybe I'm remembering wrong though. I guess I'll see in 2 days