I love sushi

I love sushi.

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Yeah, galo sengen

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BAZINGA

AND GAY MING

AND GAMING

AND MONGUH

This was not a proud moment for us Washingtonians.

me on the left

its an older meme, but it checks out.

you may proceed.

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>eating sushi with chopsticks
For being such hardcore weeaboos in that ad, none of them seemed to have any idea that sushi is a finger food.

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Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

fuck, thanks for reminding me i have a month and a half left to finish cosplay work

>*Grips my ramune aggressively*
>*Takes a deep breath
>*Makes an angry/serious looking face

AND GAMING!!!

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I LOVE JAPAN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE FUCKING COUNTRY BEFORE

And then he went home and plowed his dragon

AR DDR

さくらコーン行きます!
[get your butts to Sakurancon now!]

I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD.

Girugamesh

FUCKING WEABOOS

AND MANGA

THE TEA CEREMONIES

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> Implying Le chon isn't 90% reddit
> Being the bottom 10% in a useless struggle against Le overlords

Your buttblasted replies make it even better for us XD

I LOVE DDR!!! AND SMILE D.K

It's funny because I feel like not a lot of people even knew who Smile D.K was, not sure why they decided to put that in the commercial.

KEK! I doubt they fucking do tea ceremonies or even knew what they were.

Such simpler times

I'd fuck her.

You can eat it either way.

GO

there are people who know it and still choose to use the chopsticks.

I can't deal with the thought of dirtying my fingers with raw fish

Kino

GO

But one of those ways makes you a tool.
Do you eat chicken tenders with a fork?

>GET THESE WAPANESE FUCKS OUTTA MY SUSHI STALL

XD

GO

Yea, of course I do. I also use the same fork for french fries too, is that ok?

>8 years

Yes, keeps the orange dust off my fingers.

gay men*

GO

Reading those comments from six years ago brought pain

I remember when almost every other post was just an edit of that Girugamesh guy.

Check out this weeb, Japanese people eat sushi with the chopstick to you dumb ass.

It's fine, but makes you a tool.

GO

I thought it was just sashimi that was eaten by hand.

Just as much as you look like a tool for eating pizza with your hands.

They're also not Japanese

GO

ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO

GALO SENGEN

Yo, do I slurp down that ramen broth like a starving african child or just walk away?

>8 years ago
why does this depress me so?

...but that makes you a tool also.

Remember when this filled up the entire front page?

hi

Living in japan and never see nips eat it with their hands. A lot of them dip the rice into the soy too, even though you're really not supposed to.

Then again, I never met a single american who had good white people table manners so there you go.

WHERE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU COME TOGETHER TO DISCUSS SHIT THAT NOBODY GIVES TWO FUCKS ABOUT

This came out a few months after I started browsing this shithole.

You drink it.
Not the instant stuff though, just the restaurant stuff.

People who eat pizza with utensils should be gassed.

*coughs arrogantly*

Well user, in Japan it is considered quite normal to slurp your ramen noodles in public, and also it is considered normal to slurp/drink the broth as well. So slurp to your hearts content!

Girugamesh is even dead

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If your hands are dirty, you use utensils to eat finger food.
Why do you think hors d'ouevres usually come with toothpicks?

ONE

It has retarded amounts of sodium so I wouldn't recommend drinking it

POST YFW THE I LERVE SUSHI LADY IS ENGLISH VA FOR ASUKA IN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION !

Fair point.
My parents always told me to keep my elbows off the table, but I have literally never seen anyone else try to avoid it.

*farts eloquently*

Thanks my man, I will proceed to slurp to my hearts content right here in japan with my wife and my wife's son.

In my 3 years in japan I never saw this, and I would eat at kappazushi 2 times a week.

real shit, culture is degenerating everywhere and nobody seems to care or notice

your traditions die while your rich get richer, gi

Arigato yo user-san

[Translators Note: user means Anonymous]

AND J ROC!

>sakura con ikima

They seriously couldn't get an authentic japanese guy.

Neaderthal mongrels. Bet you fucks pick up steaks and take bites out of them with your hands too.

*cough* newfag *cough*

G I R U G A M E S H

>That one night of nothing but Girugamesh spam
Like ten years later and I still don't have a clue what the fuck that was about.

MILLION

No, sashimi is never eaten by hand as there's no rice. Sushi has rice 100% of the time and can be handled at the eater's discretion.

>culture is degenerating
Like you were there to experience it to know the difference.

Girugamesh may die but GIRUGAMESH is eternal.

Did he died?

Are you a filthy jet? It's probably because you're trapped in your disgusting gaijin bubble. I woke up to a blowjob from a girl I picked up at a bar the night before, and multiple friends of mine have shown me that at nice sushi places, using your hands to pick up the sushi is a sign of respect that you trust the chefs. It's not something you'll see people doing at the garbage sushi dives you and your fellow mouthbreathers pack into.

Actually it's

HEY! SAKURA KONG IKIMAAAAA!

TROOPS

TWOOOOPS

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
sakura-con's two blocks down.

*pushes glasses up and smiles smugly*

Well anons, the Japanese tea ceremony, also called the Way of Tea, is a Japanese cultural activity involving the ceremonial preparation and presentation of matcha (抹茶), powdered green tea.

In Japanese, it is called chanoyu (茶の湯?) or sadō, chadō (茶道?), while the manner in which it is performed, or the art of its performance, is called (o)temae ([お]手前; [お]点前?).[1] Zen Buddhism was a primary influence in the development of the Japanese tea ceremony. Much less commonly, Japanese tea ceremony uses leaf tea, primarily sencha, in which case it is known in Japanese as senchadō (煎茶道?, the way of sencha) as opposed to chanoyu or chadō; see sencha tea ceremony, below.

Tea gatherings are classified as an informal tea gathering chakai (茶会?, tea gathering) and a formal tea gathering chaji (茶事?, tea event). A chakai is a relatively simple course of hospitality that includes confections, thin tea, and perhaps a light meal. A chaji is a much more formal gathering, usually including a full-course kaiseki meal followed by confections, thick tea, and thin tea. A chaji can last up to four hours.

I meant nigiri, I had my terminology mixed up.
I also don't remember where I picked that factoid.

Time to post the one J Rock song everyone has heard.

youtube.com/watch?v=oGL_5G3Yt8s

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If you're interested in proper sushi manners, here is a good cursory introduction

youtube.com/watch?v=qCpbBVthD7o

they were making fun of your eop ass you silly pleb