We can expect from BOTW

we can expect from BOTW
- less dungeons
- less enemies
- less bosses
- sparse music
- uguu zelda chan

I can feel the disappointment brewing

I didn't know you liked traps OP

and yet zelda will still be better :)

Do they even like it up the ass? There's no sexual nerves that provide orgasms like penis and vagina, and before you metion the prostate it's very far in you would need a really long (bot not too thick) dick to reach it and proper skill to massage
It's all psychological i think

- uninspired
- repetitive
- ugly girl as MC
- graphics are meh
- no story
>Horizon

It's not far at all actually. I don't know why you think it is.

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>- less dungeons
fewer

>- less enemies
FEWER

>- less bosses
F E W E R

You don't even need to like Zelda or Nintendo to see what hot garbage Horizon is. The whole game was streamed, marketer.

>zelda slightly worse than the usual fantastic
>this somehow means some sjw game with 0 gameplay is good
look i can post memes too

fuck off stannis

>playing Zelda
>In 2017

Top kek

You only need two inches, it's located below the rectum and towards the scrotum. If anything, any length above 5 inches is excessive, unnecessary, and would be counterproductive.

>flaseflagger retard is at it again
>he will STILL get (You)s and hundreds of replies
>he will still keep posting the same shit cause people will still bite the consolewar bait

Zelda will be good due to the physics, looks like a lot of fun

"Fewer" dungeons. If it's something you can count, it's "fewer" rather than "less".

For instance: my city has "fewer" niggers and "less" crime; you can count one, two, three niggers but you can't count one, two, three crime.

Hope this helps.

It doesn't.

Can I explain something you don't understand?

All these fucking webms that horizon fags wont reply to are fucking hilarious. Its like the sonic 06 of this gen

Yeah, it looks excellent. Lots of fun physics, abilities, items, actions (snowboarding and paragliding look awesome)

You can even make a catapult by using the magnet on a boulder and placing it on the other end of a seesaw. You just need a small rock and a piece of plywood to make a seesaw. You can go even further distances by placing the opposite end of the seesaw over a ravine or hole, rather than over the ground. Lots of potential in this game that I think Horizon Zero Dawn praisers are missing.

I-I mean, 900p sucks and will definitely singlehandedly make it the shittiest Zelda installment to date! Can't wait for Horizon Zero Dawn!

It must be really shit, many of the people who played it really enjoyed it and nintendo let them talk about some stuff early.

If it was a really good game they would have sent review copies to only shills and had a complete embargo until release, like some of the superior western publishers.

It's almost like he posts the same ones over and over

The real reason Horizon will do better than Zelda is because people will be able to play the thing the month it comes out.

Fucking Zelda threads are full of "too late faggot now you have to wait for restock" replies, and the all 200 of the consoles are sold out already.

Why the fake out of stock shit anyway

Because Nintendo has been doing the artificial shortage act for awhile now.

That's retarded

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Industry standard, really. Everyone learned from the 2600 how to do it. All three Xboxes, lots of PS2 acecessories, and most consoles in the 90s minus SEGA stuff had stocking """issues""" at one point.

HE DINDU NUFFIN

;_______;

>progressive game gets high scorrs
>progressive movie gets Oscar

Really makes you think.

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No it isn't, there are plenty of copies of every single AAA title around (excluding the obvious exclusive collectors/special editions shit).

You're either painfully thick, or being purposefully dull to protect your brand. Nobody does supply shortage like fucking Nintendo, they're dogshit at it. So bad they had to tell the press that they were 'working on it' for the Switch launch, and even then look at what happened.

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Switch is shipping just as much for its first month as the PS4 and Xbone, stop being such a retard.

No it is not.

I want to cum on that egg's face

It's shipping fewer consoles than they shipped on the Wii U launch, what the fuck are you talking about? They're only shipping 2mil in March.

Go be retarded somewhere else.

The Xbone and the PS4 sold 2 million in their first month you moron. WiiU was way overproduced after the success of the Wii.

>2 million
That isn't what the shipped though you colossal fucking retard.

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What if they totally stopped development of this game and started from scratch and actually made it good?
I like to dream.

What game?

>sonyggers are this desperate

>Tfw penis to big too be gay

If you like Horizon you're a cuck that wants to be pegged in the ass then milked of their semmen on Mars.

Look at our girl then yours Sonygger

GOT BTFO

>Sonyggers are still THIS mad
the butthurt will NEVER EVER stop

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i dont care about either game but this pic is fucking hilarious and anyone older than 10 who is still playing nintendo games is a fucking loser

Erudite frogposter