"Horizon Zero Dawn is like the 2017 version of zelda"

"Horizon Zero Dawn is like the 2017 version of zelda"

youtube.com/watch?v=fKbde6pcQ7Y
5:45

thankfully there are no black people in the Zelda universe, and we'd like to keep it that way thank you very much

CURRENT

>praises both

This isn't allowed!

>current year zelda

Sounds about right.

This was the guy who did the only competent first impressions of zelda, he was actually good at the game, and had nothing but praise.

So i think his opinion is very interesting. You can't even call him a shill cause his been dick riding zelda even harder

STAY MAD WHITE FUCKBOYS

But why does the MC have to be a ginger uggo?

Don't look up her concept art if you don't want to be mad. She went through like 3 QT as fuck incarnations before the settled on that abomination

This. Niggers btfo

2017
ZELDA

For what purpose

Ugly as fuck

Wrong

why did they give her jay leno's chin
what were they thinking?

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woah woah woah woah WOAH
keep posting

Dude voicecracks every 5th word

yeah but they're nearly as bad

but those are statues

She looks hot in that gear

Seriously can't wait till tonight! Kid alloy design glad you actually get to play as her

Except Horizon zero dawn is trash
t. PS4 owner and PlayStation fan since the original PlayStation

>Best compliment you can give a game is to say it's like Zelda

Holy shit, How could they fuck up that cute face?

Why couldn't it have been this one?

I thought thaat Zelda was the 2017 version of Zelda?

>loli Alloy
>playable
Source

German guy is playing it on twitch right now

Isn't it just feminist FarCry in Third Person?

His video was basically saying,"Obviously everyone will be talking about Zelda because it's a great game but you shouldn't overlook Horizon because it's kinda cool too" I think even Ghostrobo knows Zelda will be better

will there be radiant-like generated quests like in skyrim?

cute as fuck, of course they'd scrap it

>its the modern botw

>I know everyone is talking about Zelda, but p-please! D-don't forget about Horizon: Zero Fun!

Pathetic

Rayciss n seggsiss much?

We can go cuter

She's not ugly. Just not particularly attractive.
Would I? Yes.
Would I brag about it? Probably not.

It looks so bad. I'm not playing as an ugly hippy with stinky dreads. She looks like a hobo.

It's because 'real' women have to be shown. It has to be representative of women of the current year.

So basically ugly and stinky looking. Oh and don't forget the terrible hair cut.

But there are pretty "real" women that exist in the real world. It's like how well endowed women are apparently "sexist." Why, because big breasted women don't exist in real life?

>you have contracted HIV,gonorrhoea,chlamydia,syphilis,scabies,crabs and PID

Its an effort to destroy beauty standards

>actually buying feminist propaganda

>stabs dude through the neck
>not a drop of blood anywhere

Sup Forums here

My wifes son wants this game for his birthday.
Is it true that this is a SJW game?

Westerns can't make good waifu designs, you know.

It's SJW agenda. I'm not a alt right faggot either. But yeah they are going out of their way to pander to 3rd wave feminists and munters who want these types of female protagonists.

What the fuck ever happened to good looking female protagonists like in James Cameron films like the terminator and Alien.

>black nigger Muslim roastie saves the world from evil white men
Anyone who bought this should let me have a turn with their wife/gf. It's only fair to share with me when you're already sharing with Ahmed and Tyrese

Eveidently "strong and tough" woman means "unlikeable bull dyke" like you can have a cool and strong woman without her being a cold ugly bitch

>men destroyed the world
>still uses a sing of oppression created by men
Really rev up those jammies

He's right, Horizon is the 2017 (and past) Zelda.
Breath of the Wild is the Zelda and open world game of the future.

NO
WIDE JAWS ONLY
WIDER
WIIIIIDER

welcome to Sup Forums where you are only allowed to like one console

maybe you kids should grow the fuck up and stop asking mommy and daddy for money, and you can buy TWO consoles.

maybe even a pc!

Literally JUST

Maybe you should stop buying SJW shit with paid reviews.

This is no different from AC, Watch Dogs, Far Cry 4, etc. Only that is exclusive and with tons of feminist shit.

I really didn't expect to like this show as much as I do. I'm not usually the waifu kind of guy but that chick gets my dick hard.

No, it's the 2017 version of Far Cry. Just, y'know, without any of the interesting characters which made FC3 and FC4 memorable.

It SHOULD have been a Monster Hunter clone. I'd buy that. That would have been fun. But I think I'm climbed enough towers, fetched enough shit, crafted enough crap and done enough stealth take-downs to last me the next 10 years. I'm ready for something new.

>mfw playing both this weekend
Must suck being poor and/or a console war raging faggot

Former nintendo fan here. Gotta say, it's hilarious watching botw crash and burn next to last horizon. But seriously, we cannot let zelda win goty.

people think zelda is the second coming of christ but I can tell it's going to be overrated/overhyped

and I dont care about horizon at all

gimme persona 5, fuck both.

This design is great, I want to buy THIS game right now.

I doubt either will win GOTY. It always goes to some garbage game like overwatch and the like

>I didn't play Twilight Princess

It will literally be forgotten in 1 month.

It will be 90% off in bargain bins while BOTW will still be discussed for a decade like every other Zelda.

Haven't you people learned anything by now?

Too bad. Enjoy your butch feminist.

>Stab with no weight behind it,
>No open wound, no animation

Imagine being capable of coming up with a cute design like those, yet be forced to settle for because your boss has an agenda. Must be frustrating as fuck.

Good thing I'm not "enjoying" shit by not buying it.

or, it will be another skyward sword cause they forgot what makes zelda good

who knows?

open world is a meme

No one cares about any Zelda except for OoT

>hmmm I have all this money
>better buy both the good and bad games

More money than sense. Money truly can't buy good taste.

>Design a good brown tribal looking girl that fits the setting
>Change it for a potato face white girl voiced by Ashley Burch

But why?

There are constantly Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, and "I want to fuck Midna" threads. No one wants to fuck anyone from this game since they scrapped this design

I actually liked HZD before you sonyggers ruined it for me with your 24/7 shilling and crying. You permanently hardwired the fact that people who like HZD are obnoxious cunts into everyones brains. Whoever at sony came up with this marketing strategy needs to be fired

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I wish it wouldn't feature only the basic ubi tier open world gameplay.

i would actually buy a ps4 + this game if this was the main character

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OPPRESSIVE WHITE CISHET MALE SCUM BTFO!

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lmao, so true

You fucking idiots realize that's how most stabbings look like right? I'm sorry that real life isn't some epic fantasy slow dramatic stab but for fuck's sake go to prison for once and actually see what a real stab looks like you dumb shits.

Looks too close to our mascot Vivian James.

someone explain ghost robo to me

he has almost 2 fucking MILLION subs, while being completely retarded when it comes to games and he has an annoying as fuck voice

Real stab wounds have blood.

Oh fuck off you edgy cunt it's a T rated game they did everything they could possibly do.

A T rated game about human genocide?

He plays most of the smaller indie titles, which have plenty of fans, but most larger channels wont cover. Not to mention he gets excited about small things. Typical youtuber persona. Not too shocking

I don't even know who this guy is or why OP watches her.

T-rated games can still have a little bit of blood. Besides, games aren't rated until they're finished.

why is she stabbing someone in the neck in a T rated game?

i'd feel less insulted with a swing and fade to black

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This game is the Knack of 2017.

In 4 months everyone will be like fucking "literally who"?

>owning multiple consoles means I know a games quality

its ok if women are the survivors :^D

>Besides, games aren't rated until they're finished.

GEE IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY LEFT THE BLOOD OUT TO GET THE T RATING OR SOMETHING YOU GOD DAMN POOPY FACED IDIOT!

NO YOU ARE THE POOPY FACE

Why is every Sony exclusive a third person shooter?

Why did they make her a manly white Irish girl when they could have settled with a tan hot brunette. How do they fuck up this bad