>join american server
>200-250 ping
>doing pretty well despite lagging
>team mates ask me to get on mic
>say "hey sup mates"
>whole server starts laughing "you from australia?"
>HAHAHA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? HASN'T A SPIDER EATEN YOU YET?
>YOU BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BY KANGAROOS?
>Dingo eat your family?
>WATCH OUT FOR CROCODILES
>HOW ABOUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBY
I am getting sick of this. please stop.
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What weapon are you carrying at the moment to protect yourself against emus?
Now you know what it feels like to be Canada in the 90s.
Just wait for your country to become famous for doing something else and people will stop with this shit.
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Shut up, Bruce.
>tfw french
You have no idea how easy you've got it pal
harden up cunt
americans are shit at banter and you're still having a cry?
Shitposters don't have feelings. Get over yourself you kangaroo fucker
>>join american server
There's your problem you silly cunt
t. Perth
Well? Do you have a shrimp on the barby?
Can't handle some bantz?
ooOOOoooaugh crikey m8 koo koo kachoo didgeridoo m8 autbak steakhaus m8
lying on the internet is still lying
i've been working grave shift for a decade and i've yet to meet an australian online on a video game somehow
10000000000000000 russians though
How big's your maple syrup reserve, ay? Oh wait it's current year Canada, Ni Hao, Tsu Wong. How big's your Blacked collection?
>tfw Vietnamese
>have flawless middle of the line American accent
No one ever suspects a thing.
This is how they won the war
Stop crying and learn to handle the banter. You'll only do yourself a favor.
>Be australian
>Buy game for 200$
>Only server you can connect to is north american ones because no one hosts in australia
>500 ping
>reach data cap while downloading headshot.wav and dominating.wav from server
>get killed by a dust devil
Crippling social anxiety doesn't do any favours.
Emus have taken over after the won the Emu War and killing or disobeying the orders of an Emu
Is a crime punishable by death
Well go see a psychologist or something. It won't get better if you don't do something about it.
Aren't you fags always screaming about free healthcare or something? Get a doc or pills you whiny bitch.
kek steve stingray
omlette du fromage
Im dying
I guess you can say it's very taxing
That entails having the guts to even go do something about it.
Well sorry man. I guess you're doomed to get emotional over petty things for your entire life.
>>Dingo eat your family?
>not "Dingo ate your baby?"
One job.
sounds like you're in straya mate
They grew more dangerous as time passed
touche pussycatte
>australians
That baby eating dingo is all grown up now.
Got a chuckle out of me, OP.
to be fair I wouldn't fuck with no kangaroo
Whats it like playing games upside down?
>Wastes whole months bandwidth telling Sup Forums to not make fun of him.
>Expects that to work.
>I said a hip, hop, hippy, hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rock
>WATCH OUT FOR CROCODILES
>HAHAHA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? HASN'T A SPIDER EATEN YOU YET?
>YOU BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BY KANGAROOS?
Bullshit. Everyone knows that Emu is the apex predator in Australia
I always give French people mad shit on R6S.
>join any english speaking server
>have a deep voice
>get on the mic
>"STOP USING VOICE MODS YOU FUCKING SQEAKER"
>"LOL are you sans from undertale XD"
>get kicked from the server
Every fucking server I join
>Australian that can't banter with Americans
You're small time.
>Australian
Mad Max everything is poisonous and wants to kill you
>French
Hon hon we surrender
>Canadian
I'm sorry eh Tim Hortons
>American
Clapping and gunfire
>Italian
Bippity bobbity boopa-doopa-dabbadibabbity
Stereotypes exist for every country and everyone is going to bantz you with them. Learn to handle the bantz.
Post vocaroo.
>australian
>cannot handle bantz on online games
how are you still alive
aussies arent scared of a roo
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thanks now i need to watch that seinfeld episode
I thought Australians could roll with the bants
I only watch australian morning news
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CANADA REIGNS SUPREME
>Join AUS server in Blackwake
>everyone calling the captain a cunt
>captain finally yells "Fuck you cunts if you wanna do this shit then fuck right off ya cunt fuckin fuck"
>laughing hysterically with ~120 ping
>we end up losing because the entire crew is calling each other a cunt and no one is doing anything
this game is great. I love you Aussies.
>grey kangaroo
yeah no shit
No way stop that
stop using voice mods you fucking squeaker
>can't handle the bantz
Book a flight back to bongland, you're no true aussie
hon hon hon je suis baguette
˙ԀO ƃuoɹʍ ʇi ƃuiop ǝɹ,noY
My friend is a goddamn ignorant retard. He and I were playing Squad and joined an Aussie server and he asked the team to sing the Australian national anthem. When they refused he decided he'd give it a go. To my surprise it wasn't the Australian national anthem at all. He started singing. "O beautiful the kangaroos in which we love so much. The kangaroos jump and stuff and give me lots of joy. Kangaroos o kangaroos how we love them". It was similar to the tune of God bless america but not exactly. He had me dying though. Shit was hilarious. The only remark made by any of the Aussies on the server was to have used a "you" instead of "them" so it would've rhymed. Fucking had me rolling after that.
>NA server
>Join guild
>hey man speak up lol
>"h-h-hey wassup"
>wow you sound weird bro where u from?
>lol i never heard of that country before
>weirdo
>European server
>Join guild
>Speak up friend
>h-h-hey wassup
>yo
>continue playing the game
I will never ever play with americans every again.
well don't sound so fucking weird and we won't call you such you fucking weirdo.
Euro>Aus>Africans(English)>Americans>Slavs>Russians>Africans(Other)>BR
Why is everyone but American's such big babies?
>european server
>admins are literal cucks
Red Kangaroos are ripped as fuck. In fact it's theorized that females select mates according to how buff the males' upper bodies are.
Grey roos are shit
we had some australians that used to come on our teamspeak. we always made jokes about how they paid for things with conch shells and they made jokes about how we pay for things with guns.
they were bros. except for one fat neet who lied and said he had cancer so his girlfriend wouldn't leave him. he can fuck off.
T'es pas un vrai français si tu te sens pas supérieur à tout ces paysans de ricains maggle
C'est ezpz
So I can't say
>KYS you fuck face donald trump supporting bitch so I can rape the corpse while smoking all this weed.
?
but would you fuck a kangaroo?
Less dessentized to swearwords like fuck and cunt.
Go tell the avarage german man he's so much of a cunt he can be called fucking hitler and they'll charge at you, tears in their eyes.
>Sup Forums of all places is where I get a decent photo of a spread leg kangaroo
>decent
What is wrong with you
JE SUIS MONTE
>Playing online games in Australia.
Why even bother?
Pardon...
My thoughts exactly. That is at least an above average angle.
Australian Women BELONG to Kanga Cock!
Americans can't insult a true aussie, we're immune to racism. Majority white country.
Why are all animal vaginas, except HORSE PUSSY, so ugly?
stop letting your fucking government cuck you dude.
How can you call yourself an Australian if you can't vocally out-shitpost a bunch of annoying little American shits? Shameful tbqh.
what's your age? I'm asking because:
1. You either stop playing competitive mp with the underage, cuz they can get quite defensively-offensive
2. Be adult and don't give a shit about offenses on internet.
>that one American with an annoying voice who doesn't shut the fuck
>that one spic screaming into the mic
>2 brits who keep talking and laughing with each other
>that one arabic dude talking to his quite friend
>that one very quite asian who has to finally speak but doesn't know English
>that one static mike on the channel
>that one girl who starts talking for no reason just so people acknowledge she's a girl and when asked, becomes completely quite
>that kid on gta v race mode you're tempted to report for being underage
>HOW ABOUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBY
Will never be unfunny
quiet* fuck. i need to go
CAPTCHA: not today SKELTON
>Be a New Zealander
>Join any American server
>KANGAROO MATE
>Be Irish
>join American server
>POTATO BOYO
>2010+7
>New Zealand still considered a country
>200-250 ping
I'd laugh at you too
>Shrimp on the barby
That's actually not a shitty meme, it makes me hungry. That's like grilled shrimp isn't it? Like delicious shrimp skewers, juices crackling and stuff.
People are cunts, user. Don't let them get to you. That's what they want.
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>40KB
I'm surprise you where able to post this.
>be from USA
>200-250 ping on American server
>people always ask if I'm a euro or something
playing online when I was younger living in Alaska was tough
>that black guy who feels the need to rap along into the mic for everyone to hear
>that british guy who you can't tell is british or just retarded
>IM FROM BRITAIN
>KANGAROOS AND COWBOY HATS MATE
Don't poke fun, he doesn't have enough bandwidth left this month to reply to shitposters