Switch overview

Switch overview

>720p non-OLED screen
>No cameras (3DS had 3)
>No built-in mic (Both Wii U, 3DS and DS had mics)
>No D-pad (Every previous Nintendo console had a D-pad)
>No 3D
>Joycon wireless barley works
>No games included
>Abysmal performance even on ports (Zelda is 900p while docked with massive framedrops)
>No Pro controller included
>Included Joycon grip doesn’t charge Joycons, just useless hunk of plastic
>Horrendous Launch lineup
>No noticeable graphical upgrade from the Wii U
>screen is blocked while docks, no option for double screen gameplay like the Wii U
>Right analog stick is directly below the face buttons so its always in the way (This isn’t an issue if its offset to the left like the CG controller)
>Joycon and $70 pro controller have no analog triggers
>Gimmicks and waggle on a whole new level
>$300 for 32GB (PS4 is $250 with 500GB and Uncharted 4)
>People are buying this

At least we can feel like we have ice cubes in a cup though! I might have preferred the D-pad to be honest…

Also:

>No virtual console

>No cameras
>No 3D
>Implying these weren't gimmicks and anyone actually gives a fuck
Nice bait

nintendumb BTFO

And despite all this, people will still have fun and dont give a shit.

Also
>Horrendous Launch lineup
Do you guys seriously believe this?
The most hyped Zelda game in history as a launch title is literally the best launch game for a console we might ever had.

Sucks for everyone who isn't into Zelda, but most of the Nintendo players are.

I really don't understand what you are trying to acomplish here.

wii is to gamecube, what switch is to wii u

>No noticeable graphical upgrade from the Wii U

I am not getting a Switch nor do I like it but this is straight up not true.

The launch lineup is pretty solid now though, FAST RMX, Snipperclips, and Bomberman round it out.

>toddlers will spend $400 to play a Wii U port

All I can say is I'm damn happy I bought a Wii U so I can play BotW, lets face it the game will be fucking great but the switch is terrible.

>sonyfag trolling
>I own the ps4 and soon a switch
>im gonna have fun playin all the good games on both consoles (not including horizon)
>not even gonna read the greentext list of the OP
>feels good man

This isn't how you greentext at all you dumb fuck.

Japs cant into grafix.

Notice how mostly all of japanese games lack environmental richness? They make good models and animations yet almost ALL of their engines have terrible environments. Shitty textures, no details.

almost shocking recent example: Nier. Literally PS2 level of detail. A LOD from 1998. Pop-ins. The shole shebang.

Al they can do i model their shitty waifu girls.

You're a fucking idiot. Japs purposely put effort into models over environment because MODELS MATTER MORE. You won't be looking at the background wall. You'll be looking at the models unless you're an autistic fucktard.

thats the wiiu version shitlorde

>gonna have a blast playing zelda and nier while these fags shitpost about sony vs nintendo for weeks

Guys can you believe how fucking shitty the PS4 and Xbox One are? You LITERALLY have to plug them into OUTLETS if you want to play in portable mode. And they don't even have batteries blunder of the century.

Also, have you considered the FuLL CoSt of the PS4??????

• $300 for console
• $10,000,000 to cover the development of a worthwhile game
• $85+ monthly for utilities (lmao you need electricity Sony)
• $200-$400 a month for food so you can stay alive to play it
• $800 for a TV that can take advantage of the output (you also have to bring this with you for portable mode)

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gah sweat a troll bread

1 game = great lineup lmao

lol y r u comparing graphics of a fucking nintendo game? are u 6 years old? who cares about nintendo graphics. stop trying to defend the game that will lose to zelda in sales easily. see i can compare stupid shit too.

Why would you need more games when its a fucking Zelda game with easily 300+ hours of content?

Who even buys ANY consoles at launch with more than one game?

wow, breath of the wild s-sure looks beautiful.

right fellas?

heh.

>Buying Uncharted 4

wow so delusional . you are gonna put in 300+ h into this game. I'm sure it's that good and not because there is nothing else to play on this console. all I'm implying is that Nintendo could have launched with some new titles or something and not rely on fanboys.

why the fuck are there so many threads about zero horizon and zelda? you fuckers have been at it for like 3 weeks now and you're shitting up the board

>Whatever, fag

>why the fuck are there so many threads about a new game and a new zelda game launching on a new nintendo console

Gee I wonder

From a marketing standpoint it would have been silly to NOT rely on fanboys, especially with a new console and after the mess that the wii u was.

This game has been announced like 5 years ago and the hype is real.
Sure, a second big launch game like Mario Odyssey next to Zelda would have been better, but as we see it wasn't necessary, it's still sold out almost everywhere.

And what's delusional about 300+ hours for this game? Thats still less time than i put into Witcher3.

What I meant is that there's a gazillion threads about Zelda vs Horizon like it's a fucking sports rivalry and it's filling up the board.

Zelda is also on Wii U so it's hardly a launch game

>emulate Zelda
>play NieR in 1080@60 natively
>no consoles required
Wooow.

Oh boy, another thread where a Sony fanboy tries to bring his obscure graphics game out of the giant shadow that breath of the wild and the switch launch are casting over it causing it to be doomed.

Maybe it'll have it's day in the light when it gets ported to PC, op

It was announced FIVE years ago, and THIS is what Nintendo came up with?! A console that would have been considered ancient 5 years ago, not to mention now.

>The most hyped Zelda game in history
Which means it has a lot of room for failing to living up to expectations

And why even get a Switch just for it when it's on Wii U?

>non-OLED screen
>bad
inb4 muh blacks

I was talking about the game
That might be true, but it seems like it lived up to these expectations and even succeeded them. But we will see in 2 weeks.

Some people don't own a Wii U, others already sold it. I still have mine, but i don't want to buy another game for a dead console.

Do you ever get tired of shitting up Sup Forums instead of like, I don't know, spending your time doing something productive?

>OLED
>Play game for a few hours
>UI is burned into the screen

How is he wrong? Zelda Switch looks like shit.

>non OLED screen

It's IPS, color accuracy and viewing angles are still pretty ace, you just miss out on a little motion clarity (people who have used the switch have said motion clarity is really great) and black levels (IPS is getting better here). So I don't see why this is a problem.

>no d-pad

this is a real problem

>abysmal performance

oh, like the PS4? So it's now an achievement to be less shitty at rendering realtime graphics than a fucking handheld mini-tablet?

>horrendous launch lineup

Zelda: BotW, Fast RMX, Snipperclips, Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment (timed exclusive), Super Bomberman R

Considering the only thing worth playing on PS4 when it launched was Resogun, this seems pretty good.

>screen is blocked while docks

would you really want to struggle seeing anything on a 6" tablet set on your entertainment center while you're sitting 6 feet away on your couch?

>$300 for 32GB

yeah, of solid state memory in a tablet form factor. Ever notice that phone and tablet manufacturers charge like $1 per GB for premium storage models? Flash memory is expensive.