APOLOGISE NOW

APOLOGISE NOW

ben kuchera needs his skull cracked open and so does anyone who plays bioware games

so shepard watches the dyke get fucked by the black guy
mass effect is saved

How sad is this shit. They know this will be the worst Mass Effect in the franchise so they have to resort to selling kiddies sex. Reminds me of Randy and Battleborn with Rule 34.

Hope the animations are as good as in that disarming scene.

So I can see Shrek naked? Great.

>"""""""""""realistic""""""""""" bland shapeless bodies
>bioware - so hawt, am I right guis?

>people want to see a tranny, a nigger and two deformed Asari naked

I hope every single BioWare fan gets Bird Flu, I really do.

full nudity only for the black character so you whitebois can see what a bbc looks like

Fucking HBO and game of thrones for starting this shitty trend of pretending to make a deep series by filling it with tits with the content being total shit reee

This is why I never got into these games. The TPS gameplay looks decent but all that extra like romance and small talk doesn't interest me at all. Now it seems like they are adding more fluff with softcore porn now.

Oh boy, softcore tranny porn

So this means that BioWaste actually think Peepee poopoo and Tumblrdyke are attractive.

Oh I am laughen.

That's fucking horrifying and ironic

>Hahah white people are always horny bastards. that's why we made our women look REAL
>but pls fap. we made porn!

This is randy pitchford all over again

This is how you know a game will be shit.

I'm in

Because that made Dragon Age:I any better right?

Not like the women have any shape to them anyhow. Cassandra being nude in her sex scene didn't make her look any less disgusting.

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>extremely bad animations of extremely ugly characters having sex

wtf I love Mass Effect

>please fap

did Jeb the guacman started working in Bioware?

>p-please buy our game
>haha porn am I right my fellow males

full on blacked . com scenes

DAY ONE

Meanwhile the SFM R34 on Paheal is better in every way, shape, and form. The fact that "OMG titties" is even a selling point makes me more skeptical than I already am about this game

>Bioware animating porn
What could go wrong

Getting desperate

Oh yeah because I really want to see these beyond ugly shit characters naked.

No thanks, fuck off.

I do love space titties

Ah finally, a mature game for mature gamers such as myself

>Please our game!
>Game director is full racist and we know a lot of people won't buy it, because of this faggot!
>Here take this full dick and space vagina simulator!
>Baaaah, Waaaah please!

>its okay when weeb games do it

weeb games does it best

can you fucking imagine bioware animations on porn?

SHREK IS NOT FOR LEWDS

the sexbox is ruining our children

this will be the story differences between male and female characters that they mentioned

females get to fuck their love interest, males get cucked

also, calling it now, if the black character isn't hetero only, then he will always be top in gay sex scenes

WE

Not if it's
a) the main selling point of the game
b) horribly animated

I dont want to see shrek and Manlet defect: Androgynous nude with animations such as this

When is someone going to post blue shrek? That's all I'm here for.

That stupid shit eating grin at the end of that webm is what motivates me to live, so that one day I can have a positive effect on the world to nullify that shitstain.

Or some old tranny

Weeb games dont have nudity, just pantyshots or bath scene CG with tiny puffs of steam concealing genitalia

Why is this a good thing?

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thats always been the only sellinhg point of mass effect. but fuck good games amirite? just give those pathetic virgins their waifu simulator and call it a day

Inquisition had optional nudity, in that the writers had the option to include nudity or not, this was clearly a testing ground.

People are seriously retarded, getting mad at censorship, but when western companies finally start changing the dialogue so that we don't have to have every single scantily clad outfit removed from eastern games.


Like even if you don't like ME or Bioware how the fuck can you take this as anything but good?

You literally lose nothing by not romancing people. You actively have to choose the flirt options in order to trigger it.

>softcore
>good

>Witcher got fucking blasted for having sex
>Mass Effect gets praised

I'm fucking confused, is it because you can be gay that its okay?

Cool source, bro.

>Quake

>tfw a bong who will never taste what Quake tastes like

Yes. What else would it be? The good ol' double standard is alive and well.

No it didn't get get blasted, but even if it did, how does it not make sense that a popular series that both sold well and was received well made it less difficult for other games to do it?

Inquisition had nudity for most of its characters, and they already said that ME:A was going to have "lots of banging"

Reminder that Mass Effect was never good.

>wanting to see those greasy playdough characters naked

>mfw bioware sanctioned KROGAN COCK

>THIS goes for a "game play" feature

The whole AAA industry needs to be burned.

>press X to get into my swamp

>yfw ea told that creative director to shut the fuck up

Those who are excited about this:

Do you really think Bioware can animate a half-way decent sex scene?

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Oh shit I'm sorry

I hope the inevitable romance mods on hardlocked sexual preferences cause an even bigger shitstorm than DA:I's

>wanting to see this naked

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Would play if that's the case.

Is it too hard to ask for a good story instead of xeno sex simulator?

>B-B-B-BUT SEE??? PORN!!!
>YOU'D N-NEVER SEE PORN IN A SJW GAME! RIGHT GUYS?
>PLS BUY WE ARE SO DESPARATE

Pathetic. AAA studio, today, in 2017.

Dear Lord no

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>wanting to see porno Bioware animations

of course

The race lift shitstorm was also glorious to behold.

but do they have their vaginas modeled up to their cervix?

Unless I can fuck the Korgan then there isn't any point

Sorry for what? Our pa taught us not to be ashamed of our swamps.

Two?

This is fake, right?

I refuse to believe a headline like this could be real.

Looks worse tbqh

Geralt is actually hot

I bet you that we won't get to see krogans naked though.

>THEY STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN THE BANG-LIST

BioWare, just tell me I can carpet munch the Turian. That's all I want.
Then I'll pirate your game.

No that would actually be nice

I don't see homosexuality being something Turian culture would allow.

Fixd

>having sex with Peebee
>accidentally stick it in her butt
>"HEY!
>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"

There'd better some some hot girls/guys but knowing Bioware there won't be

That's exactly why it'll happen.

oh boy, dead eyed cg models getting naked.

doesnt matter when everyone in the game is fuck ugly

>accidentally stick it in her butt
>She sticks hers in YOUR butt

GOTY confirmed.

>Trying this desperately
wow.

>Witcher had relatively attractive females
>Geralt wasn't a cuck
>as opposed to BioWare anything
It's not a mystery

>dad walks in

You winnin son?

simultaneously?

how long is her ogrecock?

Every game since ones had this.

Why not?

Any excuse to get gay black cock shoved in front of more white faces

The Witcher devs hate the SJ crowd while BioWare panders to it

>its real
When is someone going to go full snackbar and blow up Bioware HQ?

and? All females are ugly or have penises