Well well, what do we have here? A package for me? What could it be? Let's find out together Sup Forums

Well well, what do we have here? A package for me? What could it be? Let's find out together Sup Forums.

I wouldn't open it if you don't know what's inside it. That's shady.

Alright, stage one...

But I can't just get rid of it without finding out what inside.

Almost there.

IT'S TIME!
Is anyone here?

I don't care if no one's following, I've come too far now.

G-g-g-guys?

If it's a Switch, I swear I will find you and cut you

Of course it's a Switch

What's a Switch user? Sounds filthy and cheap.

GET OUT DAT SWATCH WHITE BOI

Why was there a pair of scissors there?

>not ordering a pair of scissors with your package
What are you, stupid?

And here we go, doesn't look like a Switch to me.

How is he going to open the packaging if it doesn't ship with scissors, retard?

That's not true, every day I get dozens of boxes from somewhere. I do not know where they come from, but they come in droves. I throw every single one out without looking inside. It's actually easier than opening it first.

Meh

I don't think anyone could have predicted you'd be stupid enough to buy a 1070 just weeks before a massive price drop because of the 1080 Ti

Enjoy burning your house down

>zero dragon dildos

waste of a thread

Got some free candy too.

No one cares you flaming faggot

Well it wasn't a total loss then

What African language is that?

Oh, worth it then.

>tattoos
>in Sweden
Enjoy being arrested

Swedish

inb4 told you it was African

Where's the dragon dildo user ?

So that's why you couldn't afford a 1080Ti.

How much is a 1070 in sweden? I fucking hate america for their cheap components
also fuck newegg

Sorry to disappoint you user.

Which one should I order?

Depends on VAT.
European prices are usually American Prices + ~20% VAT + retailer markup (5 - 10%)

medium flared chance w/ cum tube

I don't know but those names are fucking hillarious

>not Pearcing your hymen

>it's not even a 1080

kys poorfag

OP here, I got a code for a free game.
I can choose between For Honor and Ghost Recon Wildlands, which one do you recommend user?

This one that I got was $498

You can't just look at the dicks. Each Bad Dragon dildo has an attached character, who has a personality that will heavily impact your ability to enjoy taking 18 inches of steel in your ass.

Wow
Who's your favorite user ?

Nice, if I had to upgrade right now, it'd be a 1070, of course the only real room for improvement for me is the 1070 or 1080, 1060 performs close to par with my 970.