How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

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...to THIS

Sometimes I think I am surrounded by a bunch of underage faggots on Sup Forums. Why people here like memeing so much?

Bottom looks better -_-

Reddit.

>how do you go from blue shit to green shit
What did he mean by this?

Both are ugly as heck.

get the fuck out of here grandpa you don't understand our culture

SOMEBODY

The sun goes down.

Not sure how that works in space though.

to this?

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

To this?

Hey, it's that guy from Static-X.

I can't stop seeing the 4 eye 2 mouth edit

ONCE TOLD ME

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THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

To this?

THAT LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND (male)

THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR

Damn, force punch technology is awesome! thanks Bioware!

Jesus fucking H. Christ.

Fucking hell. It's a fucking video game and they can't even land fake punches or roll with them properly.
Please tell me they're being ironic and this is a homage to crappy B-Western bar fights.

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>an ugly asari will never have her way wth you

The female model is smaller.
This is just the female model using the male animations without any adjusting.

Remember Edi sitting spread out showing her robot camel-toe to everyone? Same thing.

RIP spiky hair dude

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No but I want to see it now.

JUST

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Kek, you're completely right.

Thanks.
Why'd the model a cameltoe on a robot though

>that piece of the ship above the doorway behind them that just fucking disappears mid-shot

With bioware I always assume laziness so they probably just copied it.

after all these years, the kermit post actually makes sense

>tfw you realize that the piece of ship is the door that's getting shut

>that elbow clipping into the bar counter

to this

Pretty sure it's supposed to be a biotic punch.

SLAP THAT NIGGER.

Maybe this game will be good after all.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Xe4NoXadPI

Go to 2:08, what the fuck is with that krogan's voice?

>Hitboxes

Someone on a normie board said some homo from TV was doing a voice for the game. Maybe that's it.

i am the asari

Even sfm videos have better animations than this shit.

ARE YOU HORNY
ARE YOU HORNY
ARE YOU HORNY

Reddit.

By hiring this

Got to 2:20. Why does he look like he's wearing a mask?

I HEARD THERE WAS A SECRET CHORD

>default character is white

>Montréal Quebec
Of fucking course

I want EDI to fuck me in the ass till i can no longer feel my legs

Remember when Bioware announced Dragon Age Origins and Mass Effect and both series had so much potential...

>tfw not sure whether this is SFM animations or actual game animations

He's a gameplay designer. He has no say in matters like character design. Especially not in a production of that size.
Source: I'm a gameplay/level designer.

Every time I see this guy I just want to punch him in the fucking face and shave him all over. Why?

>make peace between Quarians and Geth
>make EDI your Waifu
>bastard Catalyst says synthetic life is basically evil
>shoot the fucker in the head, fly off and make Borg babies.
That's the ending I wanted.

Men will only buy a product if it has big tits and a pussy on it, you should see what my house looks like

That's literally the green ending except instead of just making borg babies with EDI you made them out of the whole universe.

because you like wasting time
a bullet to the skull would do the job way faster

I want this man to be deported to the shittiest African nation and live there for the rest of his life. I want his job there to be in charge of an exclusively African social media page.

Actually that guy left Bioware, I think the higher ups at EA didn't like the attention that he was bringing in kek

I dont wanna kill him

I just hate how smug he looks

>exclusively African social media page

What would they even post about? Machetes? Hippo related deaths? Where to get the lowest price on bushmeat?

>being this salty about white people

>calendar model
For what? Poo in the Loo monthly?

the best way to rape girls to cure their aids

kek

Does it have some massive Blue tits and a cat on it?

All of that and the thing I'm most angry about is that the airlock door is fucking clipping.

No, a literal pair of big fatso tits, not even the good kind of tits but evidently the finishing touches were done by a teenage boy
My house has genitals. I wouldn't have bought it otherwise obviously, because I'm a man

Reminds me of that image of Shepard punching someone, his face stayed the same throughout the whole fight sequence.

No thought is required to meme. You just do exactly what the guy before you did.

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