WHY CAN'T PIRATEFAGS JUST LEAVE NINTENDO CONSOLES ALONE?

WHY CAN'T PIRATEFAGS JUST LEAVE NINTENDO CONSOLES ALONE?

YOU ALREADY RUINED THE WII U AND 3DS, GO FUCK UP SOME OTHER GAME COMPANY

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no u

we will when nintendo learns proper security

>i'll stop robbing your house once you lock your door!

this is how retarded you sound

The faster nintendo is forced to become sony 1st party, the better.

so your telling me you dont lock your door

I'm getting sick and freaking tired of this, JUST LEAVE US BE and STOP HACKING//EMULATING/PIRATING STUFF.

Sounds reasonable to me

Nintendo deserves to die for ripping people off with a $80 Nvidia Shield TV knockoff, selling it for $300.

How much of a fucking loser and retard do you have to be to waste time doing this shit? Do neckbeards really have no life?

give us your address, user.

When Nintendo actually develops a piece of software that doesn't use decade old tech.\
Atleast MS/Sony give you shit that less than 5 years old even if its outdated.
FFS They are still using friend codes in 2017.

Get a better security system if you don't want your house robbed nerd. I bet you leave your car doors unlocked too.

We are leaving you be. Why not go play some of those Nintendo games you love so much and stop harassing us?

>Doing gods work

Nintendo thinks that the full extent of piracy is through web browser and SD Card.

This
It's time
I'm tired of buying redundant hardware just to play Nintendo games

JOY HACC

This.
Nintendo is single-handly running the industry to the ground.

You have to have some basic knowledge about electrical engineering to do this.

But Nintendo is the only game company left that makes interesting hardware. Sony and Microsoft just sell PCs in fancy boxes.

How long will the Switch hold up? Till april? Maybe less?

Because they love to complain about how Nintendo is shit, but at the same time are constantly begging for their games.
GTFO, I'd be ok with Nintendo going on the sega road, but Sony doesn't deserve any of this and should just as much die slowly.
And yes, the ps4 is my main platform. Doesn't mean that Sony deserve to be the only real "console" left.

Stay mad, kiddo.

Wow, that's totally not cool. Isn't this against the law or something?

>hack every system until consoles become to much of a bother for companies
>every one starts publishing for PC only
>win win for everyone

nah

people sometimes enjoy doing things with their hands besides masturbating and shitposting on Sup Forums.

no

...

triggered

that rhetoric isn't that implausible.
But you are turning it into a strawman because it isn't stealing, its a copy.

What would you even do with a hacked Joycon?

Don't know if I would post this on Twitter tbqh.

no

>WE

>leave your car doors open at night
>wooooow fucking people stole my car. How is it my fault that it was stolen???

They try, but they cant.

Xbone is a fucking fortress, Sony tries but always slips up by refusing to have seperate teams on security for their systems letting Vita exploits work on PS4.

You're drawing first blood by stealing money from Nintendo through piracy and sullying their creative vision by experiencing their work in a way they didn't intend (hunched over a keyboard with a mouse and keyboard, using some 120 FPS hack that makes everything jerky and move unnaturally). Nintendo games are meant to be played on Nintendo consoles with Nintendo contorls while sitting comfortably on the couch. Period.

wait do people actually fuck with console hardware to figure out how to emulate it?

i guess i cant imagine how else theyd even begin to do it

thats interesting as hell

PS4 and Xbone don't have games worth pirating

HD rumble on PC

switch is a nintendo branded nvidia K1
only differences are
>smaller and lower res screen
>lower clocks
>100$ price increase for the nintendo brand

you can always kill yourself and end it all.

>interesting
>implying that their shitty waggle is interesting, not obnoxious
>Implying it is not included strictly to inflate the prices of underpowered hardware

This shit has ToysRUs level of hardware, and they throw on waggle and inflate the price. Then, they don't support the waggle, and you shelled out for a shitty toy that doesn't even have games that incorporate the expensive controllers.

Look at the latest zelda iteration on the wiiU. You have a touch screen controller that costs approximately 1/3rd of the console in full, and at no point is it utilized. Nintendo never supports their peripherals once they have your money.

They deserve to be pirated and exploited, They use the revenue from copyright claims to do paid reviews. The sell $100 tablet handheld from 2010, for $300 falsely marketed as a home console.

but they are paid by other companies.

Can't wait to play BOTW at silky smooth 22fps in 6 months!

Whats interesting anbout a Nvidia tablet?

This is a false flagging and shitposting thread. So please get the fuck out with your actual discussion

I'm not hunched over a keyboard though, I'm sitting on a couch with a Switch Pro controller. Wasn't that the intended experience?

Even the best, most innovative hardware means nothing when it's not followed by good software.

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Switch is like 2006 hardware
The only thing preventing it from being emulated this instant is the security, not the fact that it's too advanced to emulate

>tfw bought a cheap ps3 and vita tv during black friday and rooted them
>tfw waffling on buying a wii u since cemu progress is speeding up
>tfw switch might be worth buying soon
>tfw the only games i spent money on are ones for the pc
who else pc/pirate master race here?

It is ...according to Nintendo

So Nintendo gets to decide how I enjoy things?

Nintendo is a meme.

This is how all Switches are going to sound after 6 months. Basically the same hardware is inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=hEVXkISDMos

>"HD"
Nigger it is fucking rumble, do not tell me you are buying their buzzwords. It's rumble.

Doubtless it's being fucked with because they plan to try to emulate the system.

Why not play BotW at a silky smooth 22fps now on the Switch?

How many times today are you planning to shitpost with the same image?

It's unlikely it would run at a higher framerate than on the console itself

>Do neckbeards really have no life?
Just answered your own question and stay mad normalfag

...what did you think they did?

I guess >for free, its quite retarded, unless you get some other personal gain
But on the other hand, theres less skilled, wealthier people who will pay you for doing this

>Sony and Microsoft just sell PCs in fancy boxes.
Switch is literally a Nvidia Shield with their logo slapped onto it

because it runs at a higher rate than that haha

It's very likely it would run at a higher framerate.

I bet that faggot made fun of Xboner's POWER OF THE CLOUD, while sucking Nintendo's dick for being so innovative.

So have I been playing my Wii U incorrectly? I've had it plugged into my second PC monitor and the sound coming through my PCs sound card so I can hear my PC and Wii U at the same time while hunched over my keyboard and mouse.