/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday

/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday
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Tard!

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tard is terrifying

>hating the retard
I don't like this retard
it mirrors our outtake as a society and the direction we're heading

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how do you translate this into tans

It reminds me of Love Machine. I don't like it.

we need more dog-tan guys

gore, basically

This is a weekly reminder to ignore all Switchposting, hide all Switchposting, hate all Switchposting!

Thank you !

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Extreme rules steel cage wresting match in tiny bikinis

This.

gamecube is the stronkest

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vita /ss/ shield when

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How was your week, /ctt/?

You cant ignore us forever

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLL THE POOOOOWWWWUUUUUUHHHHH!

IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
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it was a fun couple of weeks when CD-i was noticed, maybe next year she will be noticed again

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Remember to protect that smile!

GGOOOOOOODdddddddddddddaoaod DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

This thread lacks GBA

How about GBA micro?

be careful for what you wish for user

youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME

not enough

More loli and mlif

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Tonight, on Console Nightmares

no U

source?

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She's trying her best!

Earlier thread, sorry.

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>akihara_nakuru
it's not that hard

>the freckles are dead pixels

kek

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APOLOGIZE
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>there are people on this board that prefer lazy furfag bait over QT switch-tan

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people have preferences
what can you do

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Requesting U-tan

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There really aren't, it's just shitposters scratching their itch.

And the odd furry that hasn't yet learned not to blow their cover.

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>Requesting a dead console

3 out of 4 replies are "dead" remarks.

And this one's just depressing.

Sigh. Nevermind.

>tfw she died and nobody really cares
Not even me

Has anyone made any comic or something about PS4 and XB1-tan dealing with the death of U-tan and trying to get used to the Switch?

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If anyone is taking requests: Requesting PC and N64-tan dressed as Turok (Joshua Fireseed) and Adon, gleefully riding the Styracosaurus from the River of Souls level and brandishing weapons from the game.

The Turok 2 remaster is coming out next week.

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Best trio

Why is Jaguar always teamed up with SNES and Gen? Shouldnt she be teamed up with consoles of her generation?

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Because while technically being 5th gen, it was in direct competition with SNES and Genesis.

I agree, she should be with the nes and coleco vision

Jaguar came out with heavy marketing when it was released that anyone playing the popular consoles (which were SNES and Genesis) at the time were simply playing "baby toys".

The campaign told people to "do the math" and take pride in it having 64 bits in the machine despite it looking like shit and most games for it being ass.

>Still have the Genesis I bought for cheap a few years back under my bed with a flashcart

I'll never let you go baby.

here. This is another ad that was also more in-your-face.

requesting xbone trying to text ps4 for help but ps4 just has the phone shoved up her cooch

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Who is Genesis talking to?

switch-tan (design E? whichever is the one fuma/impact created)

I think is Ryoku Switch

Thanks, I am a spic so I never got to see a Jag

I have the genesis I got when I was a kid just 5 feet from me still plugged in to the TV. It still has my 100 percent completed save from sonic 3 and nipples

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Never had one as a kid, I was a Nintendo child all my life until I started looking back at what I missed. Sega was fuckin rad.

>Tfw the repressed memories are coming back

Why is 2ds retarded?

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Because everyone thought the the 2DS as a system was retarded and didn't need to exist.

>Lacks depth perception because 2D only, given an eyepatch
>Originally wasn't retarded but was quickly made retarded because it was cuter, and worked well with the depth perception problems
IIRC, the OP image was the first image PoJ drew where she was retarded, just as a joke, but people liked it and it stuck.

eventually one of us will run out of CD-i

>Originally wasn't retarded
The picture in the OP is the first ever drawing of 2DS-tan, based on pic related. She was retarded since inception.

You would be correct because I am running out.

reminder that /ctt/ discord channel is nothing but a shitty circle jerk.

so am I, at least ones that can be posted to a blue board

My mistake then. She's an adorable retard, at the least.

Post Console-girl alternatives

Or is Switch the only one that just seemingly has other dimensions of herself missing from their respective homes?

the others pretty much have a single design that most people use

no one could decide on which switch design was best so everyone just draws their favorite

About half of Fuma's designs are "alternatives". Male GameBoy family being the most known, PS4 (pic related), aaand I think that might be it actually. Most console-tans only have one consistent design, with Fuma's and the Switch being the exceptions, though Fuma is generally the one that draws his designs most and the Switch designs are still under constant popularity wars.

Red one should get an antenna.

i noticed fuma has a serious case of sameface
if it wasn't for the accessories, i bet most people couldn't tell his characters apart