Switch is shit

>Dock had to be removed from Nintendo's store due to shitty design causing Switches to be scratched
>Joycon straps are badly designed to the point that you can easily accidentally slip the wrong strap on and it becomes hard to remove
>Nintendo had to put out a help desk message saying that the system must be kept away from mobile phones to prevent malfunction with the Joycons but the system requires mobile phone for online communications

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Yeah... I can't defend Nintendo at this point, they were too reckless with the switch

Wait the online uses your fucking phone?

Yes. Have you been living under a rock?

I've got to say this launch has been an absolute shitshow. Imagine how much worse it would have been if it didn't have Zelda to distract everyone.

yeah it's a smartphone app

they mentioned it like right at the start of the january reveal, where were you?

for voice chat

>still better than the PS4

>Nintendo had to put out a help desk message saying that the system must be kept away from mobile phones to prevent malfunction with the Joycons but the system requires mobile phone for online communications

See, this is the only thing I can't agree with you on. You shouldn't have your phone with you, because who are you going to talk to? In reality, you should share walkie-talkies with the two other people you have the friend code of, and use that to communicate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll be honest with you. I've been on /ck/ and Sup Forums for the last year or so. Only been coming back here since this week.

Lol. How careless do you have to be to scratch it up that much? I've had no trouble cause I'm not a retard who throws there electronics on the concrete.

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OH SHIT

I thought you guys were joshing me

Fug, I bet it'll take them at least a year to come up with a hardware revision, but I don't think I can wait that long. Are these issues really that widespread?

what

>Dock had to be removed from Nintendo's store due to shitty design causing Switches to be scratched

No for reals, how can you even defend this?

Those look like razorblade scratches

The online chat app isn't even out yet because no games actually have online play.

Can't wait for the Switch Plus which will use a 1080p IPS screen and offer better performance, while fixing all the retarded flaws.

How the fuck can you be retarded enough to actually put the straps on the wrong way, though?

>Hey, see this Plus indent on the strap?
>THAT'S CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THE MINUS BUTTON ON THE CONTROLLER

I'm waiting for a hardware revision. Hope it comes soon

Nintodlers are still defending it.

I think I'm just going to wait for the successor to switch as I bet it's going to be backwards compatible like the 3ds and ds were.

Nintendo's paid online features are on smartphones, you need your phone to access the voice chat function.

It's very easy to make that mistake. You're asking irrelevant dumb questions

The REAL question is how nintendo were dumb enough to even allow this to happen, and why is it so fucking hard to remove if you put it on the wrong way?

>you need your phone to access the voice chat function.
Which is cancer one every fucking platform since forever. Who the fuck wants to listen to a bunch of kids screeching to your ears or worse yet unemployed manchildren.

>4 MILLION VIEWS

Actually, I might do this.

Although the Wii U's vWii mode isn't as good as a real Wii. And the Wii isn't as sharp as the GameCube was.

So you have 0 friends?

Maybe if you're a moron and not paying attention to what you're doing.

>why is it so fucking hard to remove if you put it on the wrong way?
I don't know, why is it so hard to get your right shoe off your left foot when you put it on the wrong way like a god damn retard? Fucking Nike.

I have and if I want to play with them I go to their house or they come to mine and we actually socialize unlike your internet "friends" on Steam

wew lad, you're trying way too hard to be a contrarian

Go suck reggies black cock, nigger

I though the Wiimode was fine. What was wrong with it?

So sorry we all aren't autistic little shits too scared to go outside.

>Go suck reggies black cock, nigger
>wew lad

anyone who defends this is either a shill or has extreme buyer's remorse and is trying hard to justify their purchase. this goes above and beyond the usual console release fuckery. chinese tablets are built better than this.

You know you're just making yourself look retarded by defending this, right? Stop posting

I watched Vinesauce stream the Switch and they got the controller strap jammed right away, resulting in a 15 struggle to remove it. There were also some issues with controller latency during the stream. Supposedly the system update fixes this though.

There's not really anything worthwhile on it right now except Zelda, and that's on the Wii U as well with effectively no differences. I'd hold off until the kinks are worked out and some of the bigger games start releasing.

Defending what? I just don't like having a bunch of tards screaming to my ears while I try to play. Why are you defending literal cancer like voice chat. It's a shit feature and I don't care for it one bit on any fucking platform.

>Defending what?
Fuck off retard

To be fair, Vinny is legendarily dense. He's an English major, yet has a harder time reading out loud than Rev, who is literally dyslexic. Vinny is exactly the sort of person who would make that mistake immediately, i.e. a moron.

I'm talking about voice chat being cancerous and you get so assblasted about this because of course I am defending Nintendo and their poor handling of it, that is in your delusional fanboy shit for brains mind of yours.

I'm just saying voice chat is cancer, deal with it faggot.

So you're defending lack of features because you're.... a retard

>>Joycon straps are badly designed to the point that you can easily accidentally slip the wrong strap on and it becomes hard to remove

Anyone who puts the strap upside down is a dumbass in the first place and deserves that.

I'm not defending anything you piece of shit moron. I am saying voice chat is fucking cancer be it on any platform. I don't give 2 shits about your butthurt about Nintendo and you not being able to screech autistic shit into some other autists ear.

Translation: it's okay when nintendo does it

>I'm not defending anything

You objectively are. Fucking hell you're a retard

I am not.

The fact that I think voice chat is cancer does not equate that I think Nintendo is doing a great job handling it. If they are going to implement it, they should do it well, not this shitty mobile app thing. I personally however think all voice chat is fucking cancer and don't give 2 shits about not being able to hear some 8 year old kid scream into my ear how he fucked my mom, or some shitty ebin memes spouted by manchildren.

Go fucking suck on a tailpipe you fucking cretin.

>It wasn't removed, it was sold out
>Bad design, I'll give you that
>That's literally a recommendation for every wireless device ever

>I am not.

You are. Because you live in the stone age (or you're just a lying friendless contrarian on Sup Forums) and still play games locally doesnt mean that it's excusable for nintendo to not have a proper voice chat and lobby system

Btw you're a fucking autistic manchild if you still live in a close enough vicinity to see your friends every time you want to play. Real grown ups actually have to communicate with their friends via skype or steam

Now shut the fuck up you retard

More like Nintendo Shitch

Nintendo's design is bad and nothing you can say will change that. And again it's not that about whether it's easy or hard to make a mistake, it's about not even being able to rectify it easily because their mechanism is so shit

>I don't know, why is it so hard to get your right shoe off

Strawman, fuck off

Stupid apology. Your foot never goes past the curve. Fucking idiot.

>Dock had to be removed from Nintendo's store due to shitty design causing Switches to be scratched

Seriously? I've been taking mine out of the dock to play in bed every night and putting it back in in the morning and I have yet to see a scratch on the screen. Maybe people should just take better care of their fucking shit, I also don't use a phone case because I don't throw my delicate electronic devices around like a retard.

something something something it's okay when nintendo does it something something

It's well documented you fucking sperg, go be a drone elsewhere

>You are. Because you live in the stone age
jesus christ you are fucking retarded
>or you're just a lying friendless contrarian on Sup Forums
Still butthurt about me having actual friends instead of just having only internet" friends" like you have. So sorry that I am not afraid to go outside like the spastic shit you are.
>and still play games locally
I can play them locally and online, you fucking faggot. I just don't use voice chat because I don't care for it, fuckwad.
>doesnt mean that it's excusable for nintendo to not have a proper voice chat and lobby system
And nowhere did I say it was, except in your delusional mind. Jesus how do you even manage to breath.
>Btw you're a fucking autistic manchild if you still live in a close enough vicinity to see your friends every time you want to play.
lel, I live in a town of 500k inhabitants that has a working public transportation system. Also, I don't have to play with them everytime I want to like some entitled little kid, and using voice chat isn't going to fucking change that one bit. Because guess what adults have other oblications too, and their life doesn't revolve around playing video games when their friends demand them to
>Real grown ups actually have to communicate with their friends via skype or steam
You have to be shitting me. Are you for real. Jesus, you are one sad individual.

>Now shut the fuck up you retard
You are one assblasted little autist

i have a switch and i like it, but you guys don't really believe the docks sold out do you? who the fuck is paying $90 to get more of those things?

I'm one of the stupid that installed the joycon strap on the wrong side and its not that hard to remove.

If you are an idiot, dealing with it is having half the problem going away.

>well documented

I just said that it hasn't happened to me, but it's 'well documented' and therefore irrefutable fact, right? Even though it hasn't happened to mine?

>go be a drone elsewhere
Oh this is an anti-switch drone thread is it? My bad, I'll leave you to it, retard.

>Still butthurt about me having actual friends

You don't, you're just an assblasted nintendofan who thinks everyhting nintendo does is right and you try to write off lack of features as good because you PERSONALLY dont use it because you're a fucking autist

>I just don't use voice chat because I don't care for it, fuckwad.

Not an argument

>And nowhere did I say it was

Again, you are and it's provable. You wouldn't be here if you didn't try to come up with excuses for nintendo

>I don't have to play with them everytime I want to like some entitled little kid, and using voice chat isn't going to fucking change that one bit

Again you either don't have friends, or you're an autistic manchild whose never left his home town once for studies or work reasons.

Real friends stay in touch, and things like steam, skype and discord is essential for that

>doesn't revolve around playing video games when their friends demand them to

Strawman. You have no friends, as I said

Stay btfo, kid

>therefore irrefutable fact
That's correct.

>I just said that it hasn't happened to me
idk works on my system

Never play in the dark?

>You don't
lel, yeah it's like another dimension to you the very idea that people might have real friends that they can talk to, face to face. Understandable considering your condition
>you're just an assblasted nintendofan who thinks everyhting nintendo does is right
This smells like the projections of an assblasted fanboy of a certain other manchild camp.
>try to write off lack of features as good because you PERSONALLY dont use it because you're a fucking autist
I never said it was good, you fucking assmuncher. I said it's a cancerous feature and that I don't use it. Deal with it you fucking pansy ass faggot.
>Not an argument
yeah, it was a statement you fucking moron.
>Again, you are and it's provable.
You are doing a very shit job at proving it then. Your tears don't count btw.
>You wouldn't be here if you didn't try to come up with excuses for nintendo
I'm here to laugh at you for getting triggered
about people having actual friends.
>Again you either don't have friends, or you're an autistic manchild whose never left his home town once for studies or work reasons.
lel, what a strawman. Guess what the town I am living in is where I am doing my masters.
>Real friends stay in touch, and things like steam, skype and discord is essential for that
Or just using the fucking phone like an adult instead of chatting through a rent-a-game platform or their toy console of choice
>Strawman
lel, the tard can't even use his fallacies correctly
>You have no friends, as I said
Of course not, as it is too much to deal with for your delicate and fragile mind.
>Stay btfo, kid
>kid
should have known I was talking to a 12 year old

literally no issues on my system

>wat

Mute functionality and party chat exist for a reason. Just because you have your own personal brain cancer going on doesn't make everything you don't like cancer.

>>Dock had to be removed from Nintendo's store due to shitty design causing Switches to be scratched
Holy shit is this true?

mfw all nintendo fanboys and shills are still trying to defend them even after a blatantly fucked launch

It does, the very existance of it is enabling retards to screech into peoples ears and spout unfunny memes to each other and avoid actual socialisation with others, and then you end up with tards who are too scared to leave their fucking house. Me not taking part of it and thinking it is cancerous shit is just something you just have to deal with, you can use it all you want faggot.

your life sounds really sad

if i was Dwayne Johnson's fuckboi and he was on top, does that count?

far from it.

PREASE BAYOU SWITCHU

offical word from nintendo is out of stock but they should be pulled and recalled

>“The dock wasn’t ‘pulled’ from the replacement/refurbishment store—it’s out of stock,”

Fuck off you edgy toddler

>Btw you're a fucking autistic manchild if you still live in a close enough vicinity to see your friends every time you want to play
Do you think people stop making friends in high school? Are you unfamiliar with the idea of densely populated areas?

I agree with your criticism of the Switch's online, but don't be stupid.

Still thinking about getting a Switch after trying one out today. I literally don't care about any of the above.

thanks for making Star Fox Zero

now i'll never feel sorry for you again

>practically everywhere in australia is not sold out
>300k sold in japan
>80k sold in UK

lmao meanwhile ps4 sold what 3mil first weekend

even with artificial supply constraints... sad!

So mad.

PC blows the PS4 out of the hardware in terms of visual fidelity, Nintendo blows the PS4 out of the water in terms of portability and games.

Reminder that Nintendo hates the thought of people playing games online so much that their servers for games will always be garbage and they'll only ever take things that let you socialize like Miiverse away from you

>A mobile console blows a home console out in terms of portability
Wow, who woulda thunk?

>Nintendo blows the PS4 out of the water in terms of portability

is this a real sentence that someone unironically thought wasn't stupid as fuck? lol.

Zelda is a multiplat, Switch has zero (0) games.

So you're not going to fight my claim? ok sure.

So bored of these threads. Falseflaggers trying to stir up switch purchasers. Falseflaggers trying to stir up apologists.

Everyone falling for everyone else's bait. Complete extremists and no one in the middle with real examples and proof of issues they've personally experienced in either side of the argument.

Platinum made starfox zero

Your claim is stupid and you should feel bad.

Nier and Persona aren't exclusive to the PS4.

Also, every Switch version of multiplats are portable versions as well. Exclusive portables.

stay mad though.

>irony

what games?

Switch has no games at all.

Nice rebuttal.

>Portable versions of a multiplat game is 'exclusive'
That's a fucking stupid statement and you know it.

Really grasping at straws buddy.

PS4 has remote play on Vita.

Bloodborne portable = instant win objectively.

Sorry. Maybe next time.

Console wars are fun and good, console wars are good and fun

Nintendo drones full defending the videos showing the switch is trash

>all consoles have issues
>10min videos of multiple issues from first few days of release

lmao

Shit arguments get low effort responses because that's all you deserve.

>PS4 has remote play on Vita.

>need to be constantly connected to internet
>that shitty streaming latency

wew lmao.

Again, no argument. Seems like you don't have one at all.