What video game character could possibly defeat such a villain and not harm a single baby?

What video game character could possibly defeat such a villain and not harm a single baby?

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Any character from wanted. Boom head shot end of scene.

Any vidya character with mind control or possession abilities, of which there's quite a lot.

Bayonetta could remove the babies during witch time.

he falls over and crushes some babies

You can't beat him in anyway that would end with him falling
Not vidya

Mewtwo can use telekinesis to crush his brain and keep him standing to dislodge the babies before letting him drop.

Come to think of it, any character with psychokinetic powers could probably do that.

Geralt's Axii.

Grab all the babies off of him and then go nuts.

Fucking hang him stealthy, so any Sam Fisher kind of character

Time stop.

commander shepard, he'd get him to commit suicide

WELCOME

>Mewtwo can use telekinesis to crush his brain
sounds like fan fiction wtf

Corvo.
>freeze time untie babbys shoot him in the face.

but he has a gun

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more like freeze time and put wire mines on each baby

this is the right answer, spiderman too

>hit him with a Link bullet
>order him to safely remove the babies and lay them down for naptime out of harm's way
>wrap it up by having him sniff her feet and give them a massage

"frozen disarmed"

>Swallow them all
>Spit the babies out.

>Spit a big star and break the wall
FTFY

>sniper huntsman shot right to the head
>pins his ragdoll against a wall, keeping him from falling, but not so much that it pushes his whole body against it, so the babies on him don't get squished

Stab stab stab.

not shepard would look at him with dead eyes, he would realize the error of his ways and turn his life around

How is this situation actually resolved in the comic?

Manipulate materia

That was easy

*slowly disarms bad guy and removes all the babies with a frozen grin*

>MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO HOLD THE BABIES

Possess gunman, remove babies, unposess gunman, he's dead.

Really any character with possession powers.

Awakened Raiden could just Zandatsu the babies away from him.

Bitchboi raiden could just slash them up and then give the brains to Doktor so they can all live in sickass cyborg bodies.

Hello.

That shit only works on machines you idiot

>pins his ragdoll against a wall
That still have him hit the wall which would damage the babies on the part of his body that hit the wall

see

Is this more too your liking? Anyway timestop, get the kids, done.

How the fuck does that stop him from shooting the woman?

>Awakened Raiden could just Zandatsu the babies away from him
And then they'd fall to the floor you idiot. You can't just drop the babies.

Still not vidya

Harry Potter isnt a video game character just because he has multiple video games.

Oops! Sorry about that bro!

shoot the minority babies

I was thinking the SAME fucking thing

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fuck yeah

FUCK, If only Raiden was known for the ability to cut things AND grab them before they fall to the floor...

what comic is this?

Just use it's practically the same thing in this scenario.

Isaac Clarke. Stasis and plasma cutter.

He's unsure what to do for a second but then remembers that he has a card with a detailed solution to the problem.

It would take more than ten seconds to get every baby off safely.

That and the impact would still kill the babies when the time resumes and he takes the full force of the punches.

Not Vidya.

Three games say it is vidya.

Raiden's hands are too edged to grab a baby at high speeds. Not to mention even if he could he would only be able to hold one baby at a time.

Punisher I think

Thats not how that works you dumb fuck. If he didn't originate in vidya then he is not vidya.

An Anime Based Video Game is still Anime

Iceman got this gg ez

>implying he wouldn't just cut the dudes head off and then hold the body up with one hand and leisurely remove the babies one by one with the other.

That is fucking genius.

Prince of Persia uses his knife to stop time and takes all the babies and weapons. The baby rapist goes to jail and gets raped by Jamal and later takes a letal injection.

>shoot him in the head
>babies might suffer minor injury at most

Is this a hunger games thread?

>1 second to remove all the babies
yeah right

Depending on his weight he could very well crush a baby to death upon falling, or at least permanently disable one by damaging its head.

Irredeemable

Psycho Mantis mind control. We've been over this the last time you started this thread.

Unless that wire contracted and instantly decapitated him why wasn't there a risk he'd bash a baby's skull in out of spite in his final moments?

>grabs baby
>DEAD ON
>*squeeze*

This guy could.

Yeah that seems like the practical answer. Not even that he could just knock him out with a punch and then lay down his body gently. There, bad guy incapacitated and babies are fine. Next question.

>non lethal raiden

What are you, gay?

That's not really something you'd think of when getting choked like that. Instinct kicks in and all you can do is try to remove the thing that's choking you.

And yet he cut the mexican kid in half when he could have easily just chopped the scientist's head off.

In Raiden's defense, the kid was a minority.

How

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Raiden was the minority there. They weren't in America. Minority doesn't mean "not-white".

He would not die quickly unless his neck was snapped. In fact he would have an agonizingly slow death from suffocation. This is why deaths by hanging are supposed to be properly prepared to minimize suffering.

Quicksilver?

>Minority doesn't mean "not-white".
Oh yes it does.

You're an idiot

why would you pick jotaro , and not josuke who canonically solves this sort of problem already?

If you say so, Mexican "intellectual"

Because they're both not vidya, fuck off.

underrated post

>BULLSEYE
>S rank
>No Damage

this guy

Fuze

any character who can freeze time or control mind

no

the characters from wanted wouldn't really give a fuck, so that's kinda cheating.

Darth Vader's been playable in a few video games.

Immobilize the gunman with Force Choke while carefully removing the babies with the free hand. Drop the gunman's corpse when all the babies are safe.

Or, if we want to bring in some of the real potential of the Force, Vader could separate all the babies from his body and hold them safely in the air while the gunman is flung out the window.

A BETA with wizard skills?
More like twitch with a drone modded with a cushion and a laser to cut the ties.

Couldn't Just Cause guy do it?

One grenade will destroy the bad guy and free all babies at the same time.

>dash at sanic speeds
>impale him through the head with spear
>hold the body upright with said spear until the babies can be removed

Silver the hedgehog

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>Finding the Triforce
>Selling the Triforce
>Killing the sun, moon

These always get me

I'd sniff her feet if you know what I'm sayin