Why do Japanese games have such horrible names?

Why do Japanese games have such horrible names?

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What was Tales of Game's thinking?

shut up

>II.8
>FINAL CHAPTER
>PROLOGUE
WAT

to sound cool to non english speakers

>Kingdom Hearts
Name of franchise

>HD
Higher definition than the prior entries

>2.8
Clever way of naming an entry of the series that is not a complete 50+ hour adventure but still adds a bit of story to prepare for upcoming entry

>Final Chapter Prologue
Prologue to the final chapter of Sora's story

I see no problem here OP, except your inability to understand basic words that even a child would understand. Consider trying to stop being such a stupid fucking faggot

Dude, here is a real list of novel titles from Japan:
>Little Sisters, Don’t Hit On Me!
>My Little Sister Can Read Kanji
>My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute
>My Little Sister Who Is Popular With Girls and Me Who Suffers
>My Little Sister is a Light Novel Goddess
>My Little Sister is Mad Because My Girlfriend Came Onto Me?
>I Know You’re My Brother but as Long There’s Love it Doesn’t Matter, Right?
>Little Sister Complex
>My Childhood Friend and Little Sister Have Delusional Daydreams in My Fantasies
>There’s No Way I Can Be Empress of a Parallel Dimension!
>One of These Girls is My Little Sister!
>I Tried Controlling My Rebellious Little Sister With the Power of the Devil King

At least shit like Kingdom heart Re:COM, Under night in birth, Melty blood actress again current code or Blazblue central fiction do not sound as retarded.

now defend II.8

>II.8
Original Kingdom Hearts II used roman numeral 2. II.8 is keeping that but simply adding on the 8 for the reason stated before

Why not II.VIII?
>that doesn't make sense
Neither does mixing roman numerals and arabic characters

If II.8 is (Sora's) Final Chapter Prologue, then why does it have nothing to do with Sora?
This is Kingdom Hearts HD II.8 [...] -- Does this mean that Kingdom Hearts III is not HD?

>Metal Gear Solid HD 4.V: Final Chapter Prologue

that's mostly just Nomura being a fucking hack

>II.8
>Final Chapter
>but it's actually a Prologue
nani?

They did that so people can skip reading the description or online info for the book.

>1.5 and 2.5 are remakes of mainline entries, plus HD versions of portable games, plus extra content from othet games
>2.8 is a port of one of the worst titles in the seires, one chapter's worth of a new bit of an old game, and one cutscene summarizing

under night in birth and actress again do both in fact sound totally retarded- they are pure engrish nonsense. I will give the rest a pass.

>Why not II.VIII?
It looks retarded. Roman numbering was introduced with II, and it stuck, changing to 2 now wouldn't look good. II.8 is literally the best option now.

>If II.8 is (Sora's) Final Chapter Prologue, then why does it have nothing to do with Sora?
But it has. Anyway, the final chapter is III, and the ending of 0.2 finishes 1 sec before the start of III.

The HD is there because it contains a HD remaster (DDD HD). Is III the HD remaster of itself? No, so it's title won't include HD.

>one of the worst titles in the seires
How do you live with such shit taste

>The penultimate chapter is the prologue to the last one
WHOA!

I have no idea what you're talking about

>This thread in general youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Kifn5nvXU

Sounds good to me.

>I Know You're My Brother but as Long There's Love it Doesn't Matter, Right?

I know it was pure mindless drek, but it still made me smile at some points.

It's the prologue to the final chapter.

They were thinking:
"Let's bait retards into thinking we're making a sequel which will never happen."