That kid who ran like Sonic/Naruto during gym time

>that kid who ran like Sonic/Naruto during gym time

No one did that.

>tfw that kid was you

I did that

OP is underage b&, sage

>I did that
I thought it made me more aerodynamic

I was in line for a Switch and a guy went back to his car.

He ran back like Naruto and I had to look away and hide my face I was laughing so fucking hard.

He was like 22.

>that kid who built up speed for 12 hours and skipped into a parallel universe to get out of penis inspection day

>that kid who sword-cancelled out of the school grounds

you wouldn't know the age of a stranger

>saw a documentary as a kid about an olympic runner
>he gaves some pointers on how to run fast
>he said that your arms played a big role and moving them in the way you see athlethes do actually helps you run faster
>think "well if I just move my arms faster, I will be the fastest kid ever" and "wow i'm only 8 and i've outsmarted olympic athletes"
>gym class
>60 m dash
>time to show the world my incredible speed
>start running and move my hands super fast
>everyone watching is laughing
>don't go faster at all
>the embarrassment makes me go slower
>see my opponent getting further and further away from me
>never hear the end of it
>never ran again

some guy in my classroom did that.
He also did that on the street during a birthday party. I had a video of it, but my HDD died.

must be OP

I ran with my arms extended like mario when I was 4 or 5

>be kid
>at cousins house
>run like edd from ed edd and eddy middle fag in pic
>older cousin laughing at me
>asks me why I run like that
>feel ashamed
>never act autistic again

BULLYING DOES WORK! I'd like to thank my cousin for bullying me before I did that in school. I was probably like 10 at the time. Before 9/11.

>that kid that never saved his game

and had to repeat 3rd grade.

>He was like 22.
>was like
>like
Read more better.

>That kid that never got into a fight but still honestly believes he could win in a fight purely based on the fact that he watches a lot of movies/vidya/television/anime

I had a kid at my highschool that ran like naruto all the time freshmen and sophomore year, and he ran everywhere he went

>that fat bully kid that has never been in a fight but acts tough because of his size then gets his shit kicked in by a kid half his size

>tfw he actually was the fastest kid in school

>that kid who frame perfect wall glitched out of the locker room

I seen Oldboy 5 times buddy. I could totally take on a group of angry gangsters by myself.

*I seen Oldboy 5 times buddy. I could totally fuck my daughter.

>that kid who didn't use any potions during the school shooting and died

I used to run like Goku

>mfw i show my brother the movie and as it ended i asked him what he thought and he said it was dumb and boring.

I love him but fuck that nigga.