Which video game characters do you ship?

Which video game characters do you ship?

No one, because I'm not a fag.

Take your Superwholock back to
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I have zero fucking clue what this is about.

None because I hate women

I can't think of a sadder existence than being a shipper.

ERP'er

I can.

Anthony Burch.

A couple years ago i hit rock bottom and began regularly doing MLP ERP.

Fuck this thread. Post best ship levels.

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>posts in thread anyway

This thread is fucking cancer please kys yourself op

>Shipper

What could be any more pathetic than labeling yourself based on the fact that you actively daydream about certain fictitious characters being in a possible relationship?

Oh, I know.
Nothing

I would denounce my children if I knew they ever came to be something like this.

Labeling yourself based on actively daydreaming about being in a relationship with a certain fictitious character?

You talkin' shit 'bout my waifu?

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this is not YFW you are not Anthony Burch thread

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>Mr. 1950s time traveller, if you join me in this thread you'll be able to observe grown men who obsess over the fate of drawn character relationships
>What do you mean why do we allow it to live?

>I will never be Anthony Burch
Feels so fuckin good

>le metokur memer
xD

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DO NOT MESS WITH THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM WE KNOW HOW TO KILL YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE AND NO ONE WILL EVER FIND THE BODY
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Literally everyone who has seen/read/played any sort of story is a shipper. People always have a prefered relationship between characters.
What makes it sad is when they take that shit from "I hope these two characters hook up at some point" to "let me show you this complicated graph I made about why my ship is the only one that matters and also kill yourself for liking anything different".

waifufag

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>posting on Sup Forums
>not a fag
Nani?

How long has this bullshit been on for?

I only learnt about it yesterday.

This is not a ship.

Women actually make up a significant number of shippers, the same is true of a lot of fan fiction. Stories are female porn.

It is when I ship it.

Jill and Chris I guess. I want them to end up together.

>hmm anthony burch never heard of him i think ill look him up

i mean im here jjust killing time anyways but, i wish i hadnt killed time watching thier skyrim video

>tfw i'm worse than being a shipper
>i'm a husbandofag
I can't even get it up for 3D any more. The last time I engaged in any kind of flirting was over two years ago. I haven't talked to another living human being through vocal communication in three weeks.

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Look up his actual wedding video.

I wish I could live a life of isolation like that. Unfortunately I need to go outside and interact with other for my job.
How do you do it user?

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>how do you do it, user?
Lots of crying alone at night while positioning a body pillow that I put a heater inside so that it feels kinda like it's hugging me.
I don't even have one of those covers with an anime guy or my husbando on it, it's just blank.

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I ship Revan and Carth Onasi together, does that count?

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No like how do you afford living? Parent's basement? AutismBux?

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just watched it
welp... thank god for youtube comments

Only characters I ship unironically are Franziska and Larry. 3-5 is a hell of a case.

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Oh.
I'm at a relative's house, though I support myself and help pay bills through various things like art commisions, gamedev, and a storeroom job.
I guess it was a little inaccurate to say I haven't talked to anyone through vocal communication in several weeks, but none of that communication could be described as anything but impersonal and cold and very brief.

I don't because I'm not a fag.

Well thanks for your time. You should play Rune Factory 4. Its got good husbandos if you start as a girl and later on you can change your model to a boy if you want.Faggot

>you're not anthony burch
>I'm not anthony burch
>none of us will ever be anthony burch

who's your husbando

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I am in a world of shit, but at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

For a while, I didn't really have one. It was just kinda whoever was the hottest in my degenerate fetish porn.
Within the last week or so, though, my chest starts to hurt if I'm not thinking of Kass when I finish.

he already has a wife and kids, don't be a homewrecker

Oooh, you're that guy, huh?

You don't even have any online friends or anything? Where do you live so that you don;t have to interact with anyone for three weeks straight?

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This

i hope your chest hurts because youre going to have a fuckign heart atatck

fpbp

I have online friends, but I haven't bothered talking to them because they seem to be getting along well without me. As for where I live, it's in bumfuck middle U.S. where nothing happens.
I know, user. I wouldn't want to be. It'd probably make his wife/kids sad, or worse, Kass himself.
I'm being cucked by a 2D bird. I just feel empty.

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jim pls go

Best boys

None because love isn't real

You only become emotionally dependant on somebody else and you also use that person to satisfy your sexual urges. Also love at first sight is more like boner at first sight

when I was young I used to ship characters with my OCs

Phoenix and Maya
Edgeworth and Franziska
Apollo and Emma
Pearls and Larry

I wrote One Piece fanfiction when I was in high school. I'm glad I grew out of that phase.

Getting along fine without you != wanting you gone. Talk to your friends dumbass, you call them your friends for a reason. They probably just thought you got busy with real life shit or something.

Just in denial
It's actually non-fags who ship
If you don't ship, that's how you know you're gay

Too many

please please please I need to read this

The greatest

I was abandoned when I was a baby. There was someone who took me in and raised me as if I were her own little sister... I'm alive here today thanks to her.

Could you be anymore bor-
>Pearls and Larry

Round 05 by Hougakuya

Lynx raided our house, burned it down, and kidnapped Sis! Sister... never came back... Since then, I've wandered the world and experienced so much pain, just to get by... No one was there to help me. I was always alone.

If you ask me, the idea of guardian angels watchin' over us all the time... that's a load of rubbish.

In this world, the underhanded always gets the last laugh. Only the ones who don't think anything of hurtin' others are the ones who get blood-stained fortunes.

The ones who kill, the ones who devour, they're the ones who survive.

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That's the only rule of this world. The great species of mankind... our wonderful world, filled with love and happiness... HA! Don't make me laugh! But if that's how it is is, that's fine with me. As long as I'm alive, there ain't no goin' back. I'll abide by this world's rules, and do what I gotta do, despite the rotten hand of cards I've been dealt.

Woolie pls.

yes
YES

>abel licking dog cum

I didn't sign up for this =

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I remember feeling like that... would reach over and imagine what it would be like to feel someone next to me. I've been married 3 years now and whenever things are rough, I just think back to how lonely I felt back then.

He has to learn to be responsible for his doggos.

>Thing that isn't videogames that I don't know must be allowed on the videogames board because it isn't videogames because if it was videogames I'd know what it is but it isn't videogames so I've just got to accept it and condone not videogames on the videogames board.

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May as well be canon.

OTP of the franchise

a Sup Forums poster is pretty close.

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I ship my waifu with myself, or at least Catherine

I think of this at least once a month while I am down in the dumps. I can be blackout drunk and suicidal, and then I remember I am not anthony burch, and suddenly life is pretty okay.