You already preordered Peebee's game, right?

You already preordered Peebee's game, right?

>preordering

Good one.

No, the game is NFWM
not for white male

Better then BOTW>?

I would sooner die than preorder an SJW game.

Ofc :) looking forward to romancing pooboo!

Yes I wouldn't miss out on an opportunity to LITERALLY BOTF!!! Nier and botwfags.

Not yet. Should I? How many bits do they have left?

HAH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A KEK, LAD

How many endings will the game have, and in what colors?

I already preordered Cora's game!

>tfw you haven't wasted any of your time or money on bioware since mass effect 2

any other mindful consumers here?

>there will be 4 endings this time
>red
>yellow
>green
>brown

You're funny.

>yfw there exist people that actually preorder a game just because of the franchise AND EVEN though the last installment was riddled with problems

We have to cleanse these manlet retards from the gene pool. It's our duty.

I really wish it sucks dick because this one fag I know can't stop talking about how great it's gonna be.

gross no

>yfw brown ending is just red, yellow and green ending overlayed

>leaving out horizon zero fun

sjw shills

get trolled nerd

Me and my gay bf are highly anticipating the trainwreck of Ass Effect: Andromeda. We settled on playing as Manlet Ryder, but Peebee is off the table apparently. So I don't know who we're gonna romance, but I'm sure it'll be fruitier than a daiquiri. Modern Bioware is the Uwe Boll of game making. You bet your ass I saw Bloodrayne in theaters, with its overly long awkward sex scene where she straddles a guy while holding herself up on the bars of a jail cell. I'm not gonna miss this shit either.

Yes I did. Even signed up for Prime to get a discount. Don't judge me, I just want a space game with exploration and guns

Burn in hell.

Last week, can't wait for a new comfy space game desu.

THEN I SAW HER FACE

preorder now and get the knuckles preorder bonus absolutely free!

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Isn't it out already?

You preordered my game right, little bro?

ah fuck i ejaculated a bucket

why does this asari have the face of a dyke? oh yeah to appease the pc fat ugly feminists

soon

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>hewillnotdivide.us
Sup Forums is truly a gift to mankind.

>Not wanting to push against his force to please Shrek

>making shit ugly is progressive
why

What will you do if I don't?

the only way I could enjoy a modern bioware game enough to consider it comfy is if I was huffing inhalants and beating my head in a steady rhythmic fashion to induce the required delirium necessary

>implying fags didn't vote the emperor into power
Just what corner of the internet do you think this is.

I will have sex with your best friend.

Her VA is pure shit

My best friend is in my head.

Tulpas aren't real, user.

shopped.
In reality she looks jewish, with goofy large lips, a fat nose, and beady eyes.

Who the fuck thought this change was a good idea.

Looks good to me.

obviously

>x looks fine to me
>also posts pic at an angle, with things obstructing the face

Not everything has to conform to your standard of beauty.

The libtard fat ugly feminazi's that have to see characters that are equal or more ugly than them to not got off on a fucking white male

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

What the fuck is that?

what the fuck is wrong with you? faggot hot is hot, beauty is beauty and ugly dyke cunt faces are ugly dyke cunt faces, fucking ugly pig.

Why are their legs all wonky? Just doesn't look right

Miranda 1.7 sold me on this game.

Shrek has become a legend by ending the Farquaad threat. Now you can continue to build that legend through further gameplay and downloadable content.

SHOW ME THE GOOFY DISARMING GIF NOW MOTHERFUCKERS

Honestly, I hope Bioware took the ME1 route and made a "post game" so you can do any left over side quest instead of being put back in time just before the final mission. I hate that

YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BLOW ME

What the fuck even is this story
>nothing from the original mass effect trilogy is involved
>you wake up and somehow the andromeda galaxy was settled
>wut are reapers
>no canon ME3 ending
>it's like 400 years in the future how the fuck has no one heard of the shit going on next door wouldn't some people flee to the andromeda galaxy or something during the reaper invasion then settle and have kids

they were so fucking worried about people MY CHOICES MY SPECIAL UNIVERSE that they went pants on head retarded

Muh alien species

name one (1) PC that is more smug in every situation

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I can't

when will gamergate end

>5 minutes of visual editing from non-devs can make these women look actually appealing
>but they have to be ugly because muh sexism

>dude im more obsessed with identity politics than tumblr but i swear im not a sjw lmao

In that case, I want sexy men prettier than the women.

can you blame devs for not wanting fat virgins whackin it to their games? why would you want to be associated with that demographic?

This meme is getting real stale

If you have to keep shilling, atleast come up with something new

We are Gamergate

>PreOrdered
>Will probably hold off on picking it up
>Eventually will transfer funds to another game

Got it for free from amazon, so yes.

>that underbite

WHAT THE FUCK

foot fetish freaks should die lol

how?

How is this shilling? Its just the same few pics/webms reposted repeatedly followed by 200+ replies shitting on the animations and quoting Shrek

Its probably not as terrible as Sup Forums hopes it to be, nothing TORtanic level, but nothing to praise either

why do the mouths look like they're kind of "stretching" when characters talk?

it's looks really weird, like the lips are "morphing" rather than moving. I haven't seen any other game have this problem, and I don't think it's a frostbite problem?

Is there a technical name for the technique they're using that makes everything look like it's 'stretching to the right shape' rather than 'moving to the right shape'?

Daddy Pence porn when?

>dykefu
Did Bioware already start confirming sexual orientations?

morph targets

It's still getting the name out there and informing people this shitheap is even coming out in the first place

NOOT NOOT

bought recently a 1080, i didn't get any kind of redemption key for wildlands / for honor.
When I chatted with the amazon rep, I said I would take wildlands, but what I really wanted was andromeda.
They made an exception , and zero'd out my total for Andromeda when I bought it (as per their instructions)

A+ customer service on amazon's end.

Mate there are ads for this plastered all over the fucking internet. The ONLY thing that someone is going to get from coming here is the worse aspects of it.

>did exactly this for exactly those reasons
>preordered the deluxe edition
>for Xbox One
>5"6

And there is literally NOTHING you can do about it

thanks, im googling and watching videos on morph target animation now, interesting stuff

nice work m8, looking forward to the multiplayer desu

i kno rite?

What he described and what we are doing isn't shilling. Shilling requires some sort of payment for services. We are shitposting, which is a vital part of Sup Forums culture.

If you hate shitposting and bait threads then go back to

Because retards sjw are triggered by beauty they cannot obtain. Or if they could, achieving it would involve effort, so they instead try to change everyone's perception of beauty so they don't get their feefees hurt anymore when looking at a mirror and realising what flaccid, ugly pieces of shit they are.

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DONKEY

When did this "every character has to be inhumanly good looking" thing become a meme?

I see your points but some of them can be positives.

>nothing from the original mass effect trilogy is involved
maybe I want more mass effect without the baggage of 1/2/3.
Just look how Mankind divided felt more like an extra long DLC than a proper sequel, adam jensen yet again, with largely the same powers and abilities slightly tweaked.
Going with new characters lets the do new things with them without being tied down.
>you wake up and somehow the andromeda galaxy was settled
>wut are reapers
>no canon ME3 ending
we will see how that is explained, i want more of that spot on narration and codec entries

>it's like 400 years in the future
Yeah and look how we largely gloss over ghengis khan killing 10% of the worlds population ~800 years ago
the great plague in London kills 75,000 people 400 years ago.
Lots of shit ends up being most in the pages of history books
How will WW1 and WW2 be remembered 350 years from now ?

Only costed you the price of a 1080