Tfw you fell for the mechanical keyboard meme

>tfw you fell for the mechanical keyboard meme

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I wish my keyboard would look this clean.

I'm ok with this and in fact love mechanical

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I'm unironically very happy with all my mechanical keyboards.

Same here.

I use a Das and it's literally outlasted every other peripheral I use by a huge margin. I've gone through 3 mice, 2 mousepads, 2 pair of headphones, and a monitor. Keyboard only has a few knicks in it from my coffee mug blasting into it.

I got a cherry poo keyboard and FUCK YOU KEYBOARD HIPSTERS

it's just as shit as your average membrane except it makes this gay autist click clack sound every time you type

>shoul've used orings
NO, SHOULD HAVE SAVED THE MONEY

>b-but i-it f-feel b-b-b-better

NO IT FEELS DIFFERENT, different isn't better in this case, you only tell yourselves it is because of your piece of shit placebo brains and the hipster keyboard community which is just as shit as /r/pcmasterrace

I'm still using a Logitech g11 but I guess when this breaks down I'll fall for this meme next.

t. poor guy with a 10$ keyboard.

Fuck these meme keyboards

oh hey i had that steelseries kb for like 5 years already

>I'll just call something a meme and then I don't have to actually write any real criticism of something

Fucking nu-Sup Forums in a nutshell.

>tfw you fell for it in 2009 with an ABS M1, then bought a Filco Majestouch, then a bunch of others
I eventually built up a collection and started sharing them with immediate family, who destroyed most of them in liquid spills, then I got over the meme. I have a Leopold Tenkeyless along with a Keycool detached numpad with MX browns and I have a Filco Majestouch NKRO with MX browns/unlabeled keycaps left and I'm content.

these two are me
there you have your criticism your fucking vape nation tool

If you bought a new DAS keyboard then yes. They are over priced and you can get cheaper keyboards with more features and better build quality.
Tho if you don't want to spend more then $30 on a keyboard then get a Tomoko mechanical keyboard

I play games with my Model M and it's great desu.

>buy mechanical
>buy something with 50 points of mechanical failure
>pay 5x the price of a regular keyboard

I flip flop, after using one for a while, I miss a nice, low profile, flat key membrane board. I have a daskeyboard too, and a cheap ass 12 dollar one as well. Been using the 12 dollar one a lot more, though.

>tenkeyless

Shove that shit up your ass.

So you bought some one of the shittiest, overpriced keyboards out there. You should have bought a $40 keyboard with gaterons instead, atleast those have better switch quality

>50 points of mechanical failure
Which can all be repaired by hand in a matter of minutes.

Did you throw our mug in rage after your bosses told you they need that report by the end of the day?

holy shit it offers no benefits over membrane unless you are autistic and how does switch quality have anything to do with my criticism?

I just keep my mug to the left of my keyboard and it bumps into it every now and then because I'm playing my fucking vidyer.

I went with corsair where the cherries are soldered to the board :^)

Are there even any silent mechanical keyboards? The loud ticking sound throws me into a ridiculously overblown fit of rage.

This. I use a membrane at work and reds at home and neither particularly feels better.

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ah the keyboard hipster strikes again

There's hella silent ones you're just retarded kid

I use a silent mechanical. It only sounds like a small army of barbie dolls in high heels instead of a large army.

Well they last much longer for a start. My 30 year old mechanical keyboard still feels brand new, mean while my rubberdome one from the 90s feels like shit. Heck go buy a cherry MX keyboard from 1984 and compare it a rubber dome from 2014. The mechanical one will still be smooth and crisp, while the rubber dome one will feel like ass.

not that guy but I have my keyboard and mouse in a drawer so it saves space for more mouse movement and I type numbers just as fast without the numpad

>using crusty piece of shit keyboard for 30 years

yeah so the benefits are for autists

Since when do hipsters buy chinese products. DAS is the hipster keyboard anyway, I mean just look at their marketing

Joke's on you OP, I love how mine feels and I got it pretty cheaply anyway. Of course it offers little to no gameplay advantage but the feels alone make it worth it.

Hipsters buy japanese and russian keyboards

>crusty piece of shit keyboard for 30 years
>I don't know how to take care of my things therefore nobody else does aswell
t. underage

Im not the autist who spent $100+ on a corsair keyboard.

You can get a keyboard in the size of your choice w/ switches of your choice in PBT plastic from a decent brand like leopold or ducky for just over $100, anyone who shells out for a meme brand like DAS is a retard

the 30 year old keyboard will sound like a type writer

if you use orings they need to be replaced

>all electronics should be made with chinese cheese metal and biodegradable plastic

Eat shit. Durability is a rare thing nowadays because of cost cutting cowards like you. There's no real reason why things should fall apart like paper-mache. Shit is designed to fail after the warranty expires so you spend more money.

You can make a lightbulb that lasts forever as long as it isn't physically broken apart. But do lightbulb manufacturers do that anymore? No. That's not good for business.

t. hipster who uses 30 year old keyboards for no other reason than to be hipster

Cherry MX blacks are pretty quiet tho. No where near as loud as a type writter and only 1 Db higher then my rubbber dome

I went with the meme keyboard and I am complaining about it

Have you ever tried typing on a Model M for example? It's fucking great.

Model M is a meme keyboard real men use Model F kishsaver

You were the one who bought a hipster mechanical keyboard, not me. Besides Cherry still makes the same exact 30 year old mechanical keyboard, but only sells it for 50-70 bucks unlike your corsair trash

>Model M
holy shit

Weak fingers not strong enough to push the keys down?

I here at least am complaining for falling for a jewish hipster meme

your meme just happens to be 30 years old so it gets extra hipster points

This.
Cherry Red, Brown Black and Clear switches aren't much louder than the average membrane keyboard. Blue and Greens are the clicky ones you wanna avoid.

REMINDER THAT PEOPLE ITT USE THIS PIECE OF HIPSTER ANTIQUE SHIT

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>Our company is introducing its take on mechanical gaming keyboards!
>no macro keys, just RGB lighting.

I fell for it hard

>love my cherry Mx blue keyboard
>start becoming interested in different key switches and buying old keyboards on eBay
>type on a keyboard for about a day before returning to eBay to find the next vintage switch to try

I've got 30 different keyboards sitting in my closet

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I don't like blues or reds. Gimme that doodoo brown all day.

>Keyboards are meme
Whats the next meme my meme lord?
Cherry MX and rubber domes have been around longer then you were alive. Not only that but MX style switches cost like 10 bucks more. Its only if you buy something like corsair then you are getting jewed really hard

i use a cheapo asus keyboard that came with a pre-built pc from nine years ago. it's probably worth about $15.

my optical mouse cost me about $50.

both work brilliantly.

anyone that buys those $399.95 razer ULTIMATE GAMING KEYBOARD WITH 6,000 PROGRAMMABLE KEYS AND STROBING LEDs is a bit of a sucker in my eyes.

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is this a bait thread? it worked on me

Did some kid who can't afford a glorious mechanical keyboard make this shitty thread?

>tfw my keyboard is older than me

>uses word glorious unironically when referring to computer peripherals

Damn, you're ugly.

>can't greentext without looking like a newfaggot

wait till I get my new fashion accessory, the model m keyboard and girls will be all over me and I get the street cred I deserve

Still using my 2008 Logitech G15

is that an AT101?

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>this is what model m keytards sound like when they furiously shitpost

I get it you're a little mad that you bought a hipster keyboard while I got a $20 mechanical keyboard thats probably newer then yours. Its okay next time maybe get those $5 OEM cherry MX surplus keyboards

Yup.

>get cherry brown
>get red o-rings to cushion it
>still loud as fuck

y r u posting model ms and not the true master race keyboard

Did you get a corsair or razer keyboard? Cause they make their switches louder by using a floating design and a reverberating plate

this is personally more my type

>Bought a cheap Tesoro mechanical
>Lasted longer than anything else
Guess it could be worse.

Logitech G610 Orion brown

what the fuck why

Fuck I miss this keyboard and my old Windows 3.1 machine...

oh baby

kek, now this is truly tophat/vape/beard/pennyfarthing-tier

>spending more than 15 currency on a keyboard

I spent 5USD on my 84' dell at101

>but only sells it for 50-70 bucks

this is what mechanitards consider fair

Does it ding?

15 gold doubloons

Oh they also use a plate that makes them louder. A lot of gayming keyboards do that.

if you're living on a pirate ship in north somalia, sure

yeah and it looks like an 80s keyboard

Then get a mechanical keyboard for 25-35 bucks. No one is forcing you to buy a corsair keyboard. Cherry still sells those cheapo g80 keyboard for $5

Different is absolutely better in this case.

Mechanical click clack crap. Flat keys is where it's at.

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or just buy your average membrane keyboard

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ew

My kb's teflon feet wore out before any issue with the actual keys.